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I Failed My Self Today... by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jun 03, 2017
hey guys,, i wanna tell you guys a problem.. it happened to my friend..

On a Saturday afternoon,, diz guy was to hangout wit his girlfriend he truly love. he met her nd er brother who is jovial nd well known to him.. they took a work down d street nd something obvious use to happen.. whenever he is wit her,, hiz penis use to stand evryday nd everywhere, nd he hasnt had sex in his life before nd he iz nat abhoring any thoughts of having sex with er... plz what is d problem nd how can he control his penis coz itz getting out hand....

insults nd favourable opinions iz allowed
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by Oloriburukumods: 5:57pm On Jun 03, 2017
U mean they work down d street?? What type of work?

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Re: I Failed My Self Today... by BlackDBagba: 5:59pm On Jun 03, 2017
grin
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by samyfreshsmooth(m): 5:59pm On Jun 03, 2017
Nigga......

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Re: I Failed My Self Today... by firstking01(m): 6:01pm On Jun 03, 2017
Smh.
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by YoungBlackRico(m): 6:04pm On Jun 03, 2017
Teens grin

Tell him to Start medidating, he needs to learn the art of self-control.


©YBR

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Re: I Failed My Self Today... by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jun 03, 2017
Oloriburukumods:
U mean they work down d street?? What type of work?

taking a stroll on d street,, an open street,, nd hiz penis wuld jez stand whn he holds er hand....
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by ojun50(m): 6:09pm On Jun 03, 2017
Oloriburukumods:
U mean they work down d street?? What type of work?
softwork

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Re: I Failed My Self Today... by Nobody: 6:10pm On Jun 03, 2017
ojun50:

softwork

dhat waz a typo error,,, wanted to type walk,, auto-correct change am to work... no vex sir..
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by ojun50(m): 6:12pm On Jun 03, 2017
shregz:


dhat waz a typo error,,, wanted to type walk,, auto-correct change am to work... no vex sir..
i hear
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by moorevic(m): 6:18pm On Jun 03, 2017
Op whats's up na, are you ok

Re: I Failed My Self Today... by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jun 03, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
Teens grin

Tell him to Start medidating, he needs to learn the art of self-control.


©YBR

hw does he start d self control? he has no idea of how to go abt it bro..
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by chynie: 6:26pm On Jun 03, 2017
How come I know you are lying
Is u it happened to joor
Never had sex, but you b Vaseline crew abi
grin grin
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by YoungBlackRico(m): 6:33pm On Jun 03, 2017
shregz:


hw does he start d self control? he has no idea of how to go abt it bro..
Meditation. There are lots of resources (Audio, videos & articles) on how to go about this on the internet(Google, Youtube). Goodluck!

©YBR
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by IamGobe(m): 11:55pm On Jun 03, 2017
Masturbation prayers will help him
Re: I Failed My Self Today... by kirchofff(m): 3:12am On Jun 04, 2017
it happens to me at times, my deek get up for no tangible reason, it can be embarrassing tho...

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