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| Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by dharmillic(f): 1:49am On Jun 10, 2017 |
What is your Salary? Please be Sincere.… Sorry, I am not interested in the amount but the type of salary. My friend, there are different types of salaries... You will not understand unless you read to the end. There is no average income. The rich are becoming richer, while the poor are getting poorer. There is no middle class 'cos it has completely disappeared. Salary, is a specific amount of money that an employee is paid for work done. The big question is Which type do you earn? 1. Onion Salary: - You grab it, you open it, and you cry. 2. Storm Salary: - You don’t know when it’s coming or going. 3. Menstrual Salary: - It comes once a month and lasts only four days. 4. Magic Salary: - You touch it and it disappears. 5. Amnesia Salary: - You can’t remember what you spent it on. 6. Time Travelling Salary: - You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it. 7. Active Salary - Once you stop working, it stops. 8. RESIDUAL INCOME - You work once, and it keeps paying you over and over and over again even AFTER you have stopped working.
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| Re: Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by dingbang(m): 2:29am On Jun 10, 2017 |
I hardly earn salaries... Money just enters my account... |
| Re: Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by Nobody: 3:54am On Jun 10, 2017 |
10. Irunmole Salary: You just open the calabash and you pull out the cash. 11. Yori Yori Salary: You are a man but pretend to be a woman on Social Media..... you knoe the rest. somebody should just help me with number 9 |
| Re: Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by sonofthunder: 9:57am On Jun 10, 2017 |
I wonder what type lalasticlala earns... |
| Re: Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by IamSpenxer(m): 11:21am On Jun 10, 2017 |
No salary OP, I wonder what u were looking for on Nairaland at 1 a.m |
| Re: Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by GdexFolami(m): 2:50pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
dingbang:you just said shiit
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| Re: Different Types Of Salary In Nigeria (number 8 Will Surprise You) by dollarcoolcat(m): 9:39pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Menstrual ni o |
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