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this is fucking funny meh! lols

Lobatan!

That's fast? Abi na Jesus?


I didn't even read before commenting and I got it right!

We need to move some people to the prison so that they can have a revival and renewal of minds towards "Religion". I am happily for you, remain rapturable till Jesus calls you or return.

Ghen ghen!

Weyrey ni woman hahahahahahah

she needs mental rehabilitation... who let the dog out... who who who

OBIDOKWA.ONYE NKOGHERI.ONYEARA

congratulations......I'm new here....show me love

She don start o. Soon we will hear its jesus. Soon we will see her selfie with jesus

Memories12411:
We need to move some people to the prison so that they can have a revival and renewal of minds towards "Religion". I am happily for you, remain rapturable till Jesus calls you or return.

do you take this old hag serious?
It may be her usual rants and may soon retract on her decision

Rakitic4:
1. Nations like USA and North Korea are testing ballistic missiles and Nuclear weapons. Our dear country is dragging Jollof rice supremacy with Ghana and Senegal. Bikonu who did this to us? .

2. Have been having chest pain since one slay queen told me "Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The *Decoder*" Abeg Sis, which decoder DSTV abi GOTV Hold me abeg I no wan faint .

3.That awkward moment When you are too single that even when you type "kissing" auto correct changes it to "kidding."...... May your story change in this 2017 .

4.People on WhatsApp that their status has been "At the gym" for the past 3 yrs..Please are you preparing to destroy the world? .

5.You will tell a guy you're single and he will be like "That can't be TRUE" Uncle, if you want toast, toast, don't be dragging my singleness with me, is it your singleness?? .

6.Some boys will wake up 2am to pee and they will post "Real Hustlers Don't Sleep" Idiot Who are You Deceiving Don't touch me ooo, Am not feeling fine. .

7.Some guys and their indirect insults sha. Please what is the meaning of "As I see that trouser, I just know say na you" Wicked pple... .

8. The reason why Nigerian women did not go to the Olympics in Brazil because they were afraid of meeting the owners of their hair! BRAZILIAN HAIR .

9. Disaster is when you steal meat from the pot, and you can't recall whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. .

10. The way some people are black in NIGERIA ehhhh ,if you shoot dem in the night...the bullet will come back to you and ask for torchlight. .

11.When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during penalty shoot out.. shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will kill you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to die .

12. People will be doing "is that one this,is that one that" thats how they will do when trumpet blow,they will say "trumpet that blow and left me behind,is that one trumpet?? .

13. In Hollywood Merlin will just say two words and a fire breathing dragon will appear. In Nollywood ike mbe of amadioha shrine will recite a whole book of incantations (280 pages) just to off candle Then he will tell you to bring the following - 8 virgin rats - 10 married ants - 3 pregnant mosquitoes - 2 lesbian hens To appease the Gods naija i respect una hustle...

14. That awkward moment when a 5'star Hotel attendant tells you Bottle of Coke is N1500 You will be Like ! "I mean Coke, Asin the Mineral type.. Not Alcoholic one " i mean the normal coke dat looks like Pepsi.

15. That moment wen your phone battery is 3%, seeing your landlord upload a pic with His family on Facebook and you quickly try to comment "Kul People" but auto correct changed it to "Cult People" just before your battery went off See!!! Don't bother trying to explain, just find another house...

funny. lol

90% of the posters here are daft. They don't even understand what they read/what she meant. They're busy typing nonsense. Why are most Nigerians intellectually shallow?

That being said, I wonder what it is about prison that subdues most people when they enter, and make them humble when they come out.

So many things happened while in prison
nigeria newspaper

Kemi uve started again
Keep your mouth shut

Just as money ritual, baby factory, prostitution et al are the birthright of you own people. The poor woman just relived how she met Jesus in the prison you're here displaying your plebendalism, bigotry and jingoism.

NwaAmaikpe:
nice one.
This is just a metaphor... Jesus is probably one of the prison wardens

If old woman like this could not stay celibate in prison...

You wonder why cases of married women infidelity are so common where she's from.

God for ya life.

Kemi luvdk just like everyone of us
Don't mind those that pretends
D thing dey sweet oh

Your metaphoric got no part two.. All this while as a freedom woman you never believe the words of God..

NwaAmaikpe:
nice one.
This is just a metaphor... Jesus is probably one of the prison wardens

If old woman like this could not stay celibate in prison...

You wonder why cases of married women infidelity are so common where she's from.

You were too carried away by your tribalism to understand that she got married to Jesus?

in fact wetin consignnnn me

seguno2:


You were too carried away by your tribalism to understand that she got married to Jesus?

At least I got carried away...


You weren't and you didn't still see when I called it a Metaphor..
Oops, you've never heard that before.

chronique:
90% of the posters here are daft. They don't even understand what they read/what she meant. They're busy typing nonsense. Why are most Nigerians intellectually shallow?

That being said, I wonder what it is about prison that subdues most people when they enter, and make them humble when they come out.

Na so Obasanjo humble until we made him our president.
His lootocracy is yet to be matched by any president after him.

This news broke the heart of nairalanders who rushed to this thread, and found out she talked about Jesus.

Sorry to seun and his fellow etheist on this forum
Aunt kemi welcome to the fold

ah

she don leave her boo wey dey close eye hit her g spot?

Happy prison life;i hope she has learnt her lessons.

Why insulting lala now..... If he ban you now... You start crying foul!!