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Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by hazan041(m): 9:31pm On Jun 18, 2017
another question for the ladies and the guys
though it sounds funny but it's really a very interesting one
everybody have their own way of viewing things but as a lady how would u feel when u fart in the presence of either your crush, someone crushing on u or ur bf and d guys how would u feel if ur crush fart in ur presence


Mynd44
lalasticlala

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Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by ArcFresky(m): 9:54pm On Jun 18, 2017
I fart as I wish, why inconvenience myself. Naa bae fart pass... Except its kinda coded.

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Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by vanida6: 10:07pm On Jun 18, 2017
did I ever fart before alone or with someone?? kiss


nop!!
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by hazan041(m): 10:40pm On Jun 18, 2017
vanida6:
did I ever fart before alone or with someone?? kiss



nop!!
lol na lie

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Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by hazan041(m): 10:41pm On Jun 18, 2017
ArcFresky:
I fart as I wish, why inconvenience myself. Naa bae fart pass... Except its kinda coded.

uhmmm
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by IdeyFindWife: 4:07am On Jun 19, 2017
vanida6:
did I ever fart before alone or with someone?? kiss



nop!!

I bet it'll raise enough stink to blow down a house if u really huff&puff and let it rip gringrin!

Anyways, lighten up.

NB
my bros inlaw says na normal tin but i nor fit try am
dat's why some foods/meals are date killers becos no-how, no-how, you go gas if u chop dem on or before ur dates
Yoghurts of all types' a no-show for me. got a bit of lactose issues.
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by darbeelicous(f): 4:18am On Jun 19, 2017
vanida6:
did I ever fart before alone or with someone?? kiss



nop!!
y u too Dey lie like this..... smh angry

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Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by hazan041(m): 4:59am On Jun 19, 2017
Evan don turn to meme b dat
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by fart4mee: 10:50pm On Sep 27, 2017
I FART ALOT BECAUSE I HAVE SENSITIVE BOWEL SO EVERY FOOD GIVE ME GAS AND MESS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN RELEIF MY SELF.. THE ONLY WAY USE TO KEEP RELATIONSHIP IS TO HIDE MY FARTING BY NOT EATING ANY FOOD PRIOR TO ANY DATE OR VISIT TO MY GF BUT AS TIME GOES ON THE CAT IS LET OUT AT ONE TIME AND THE OTHER THEN THE LADY BREAK UP THE RELATIONSHIP.. SO FROM EXPIRIENCE I WILL NOT BE.COMFORTABLE FARTING IN THE PRESENCE OF MY BABE TO AVOID HER LEAVING ME.. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I WILL RATHER DATE AND LIKE A LADY WHO FARTS ALOT IN MY PRESENCE BECAUSE I WILL NOT HAVE TO HIDE MY FARTING BY STARVING MYSELF.ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by mofeoluwadassah: 11:11pm On Sep 27, 2017
i dey fart wella o....and my fart na like bomb cool
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by Nobody: 11:13pm On Sep 27, 2017
fart4mee:
I FART ALOT BECAUSE I HAVE SENSITIVE BOWEL SO EVERY FOOD GIVE ME GAS AND MESS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN RELEIF MY SELF.. THE ONLY WAY USE TO KEEP RELATIONSHIP IS TO HIDE MY FARTING BY NOT EATING ANY FOOD PRIOR TO ANY DATE OR VISIT TO MY GF BUT AS TIME GOES ON THE CAT IS LET OUT AT ONE TIME AND THE OTHER THEN THE LADY BREAK UP THE RELATIONSHIP.. SO FROM EXPIRIENCE I WILL NOT BE.COMFORTABLE FARTING IN THE PRESENCE OF MY BABE TO AVOID HER LEAVING ME.. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I WILL RATHER DATE AND LIKE A LADY WHO FARTS ALOT IN MY PRESENCE BECAUSE I WILL NOT HAVE TO HIDE MY FARTING BY STARVING MYSELF.ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP
Lmao.
Re: Ladies & Guy: How Does It Feel When Farting In The Presence Of Your Crush? by WizAkzy: 11:34pm On Sep 27, 2017
fart4mee:
I FART ALOT BECAUSE I HAVE SENSITIVE BOWEL SO EVERY FOOD GIVE ME GAS AND MESS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN RELEIF MY SELF.. THE ONLY WAY USE TO KEEP RELATIONSHIP IS TO HIDE MY FARTING BY NOT EATING ANY FOOD PRIOR TO ANY DATE OR VISIT TO MY GF BUT AS TIME GOES ON THE CAT IS LET OUT AT ONE TIME AND THE OTHER THEN THE LADY BREAK UP THE RELATIONSHIP.. SO FROM EXPIRIENCE I WILL NOT BE.COMFORTABLE FARTING IN THE PRESENCE OF MY BABE TO AVOID HER LEAVING ME.. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I WILL RATHER DATE AND LIKE A LADY WHO FARTS ALOT IN MY PRESENCE BECAUSE I WILL NOT HAVE TO HIDE MY FARTING BY STARVING MYSELF.ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I WANT TO KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP

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