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6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by SageTravels: 2:39pm On Jun 28, 2017
There are in fact unwritten rules guiding internet usage that you probably didn’t know about. Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency, shares 6 unwritten internet rules to know.

Rule 1: If I’m Not In Your Picture, Don’t Tag Me

Too many internet users disregard this rule to the ire of those who have to deal with being tagged on pictures they have no idea about or are completely uninterested in. If you think about it, it’s really unfair to carelessly tag people in pictures. If you’re absolutely eager for the person to see a picture, simply mention the person in the comments. The ‘@’ feature was created to serve this very purpose.

Rule 2: Don’t Argue With Trolls

It’s a waste of time and it’s much like arguing with a brick wall – useless and frustrating. Just ignore them and move on. Let them have their 1 or 2 minutes of fame and be forgotten like the irrelevant features of the internet that they are.

Rule 3: Anything You Write Can and Will Be Used Against You or Turned Into Something Else

The second part is very likely, especially on social media. Your words are very likely going to be misunderstood by one or two people and turned around into something entirely different from what you could have even fathomed. You just have to keep that in mind and try to prepare for it when you post words on social media. In addition, avoid writing carelessly on social media about people or organizations. Write what you mean and mean what you write because the internet is a public place and anyone can call you out on your BS. Be wise.

Rule 4: No Real Limits Apply Here

On the internet, people can say anything about anyone in anyway. Some people go as far as commenting on very uncomfortable and awkward aspects of their lives and the lives of others. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, someone comes out with an ‘nkan be’ tale of their experience in this world, and then you start to hear stories of how a person was romanced by a goat into sexual intimacy. There are absolutely no limits here, so prepare yourself. Get ready to see any and everything.

Rule 5: If You Lose a Social Media Debate, Just Take the L

It’s as simple as that. Be mature about it and respectfully entertain the other person’s winning argument. Don’t get mad or feel humiliated. That’s just unnecessary. No one knows everything, so just accept it as a lesson that you can actually learn from. Cursing the person or blocking the person for winning an argument is inappropriate and just makes you look silly.

Rule 6: If a Person Posts Something Sad About Themselves on Their Timeline, Don’t Hit Like It

Imagine posting about a losing a job, a beloved relative or a significant other, and a person hits like on the post. It seems like the person is relishing the misery of the other person. Please be wise and don’t like posts carelessly. Comment where you should and if you have nothing to say, just move on.

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Sammmypoko(m): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2017
Rule no 2 is very common here in NL...even without reading the post some animals would already type the don't give a fuckkk..

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by NwaAmaikpe: 7:11am On Jun 29, 2017
shocked

Another unwritten law.

Don't post headlines or ask people to click your link just to attract traffic...when the content you are advertising is not on your site.

If they do once, they'd never visit your blog again.
You can't fool people all the time.

A case in mind is the biáfraud exposed YouTube Channel.

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by wintersnow(m): 7:11am On Jun 29, 2017
So true, I rep {IDGAF CREW}
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Lucario007(m): 7:12am On Jun 29, 2017
Fake!!! grin

These are the real 100 unwritten rules of the internet:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ?
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more bleeped up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking gays. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ",
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge gay. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE
grin

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Samiceman: 7:13am On Jun 29, 2017
FTC

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Nobody: 7:13am On Jun 29, 2017
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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by MRAKBEE(m): 7:13am On Jun 29, 2017
Interesting
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by obojememe: 7:13am On Jun 29, 2017
rule 6 thou
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by seunlayi(m): 7:13am On Jun 29, 2017
Noted
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Dutchey(m): 7:14am On Jun 29, 2017
as 4 rule 6, its then ur post gets as much as possible likes and comments... people too dey poke-nose
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by amtalkin(f): 7:15am On Jun 29, 2017
Rule 6 very common not just on Facebook even there NL.
All in the name of you want to do a follow up on their post. shocked
And some people will link anything and everything bad only to their village people. Now you know, that Facebook friend that likes your sad post haf join your "village people gang"
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Afoochekk1914(m): 7:15am On Jun 29, 2017
They are very true especially number 1&6.Guess the motive behind number 6 is that you could like his or her posts later cus anything online is tit 4 tat.. Number 1 maybe to generate more likes, who knows?
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by NothingDoMe: 7:16am On Jun 29, 2017
And if you are not in the picture and I tag you? will the heavens fall? mstchew
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by MemphisRaynes: 7:16am On Jun 29, 2017
So body once told me that my facebook posts are noisy. That I make a lot of noise on my wall.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by joiful(f): 7:16am On Jun 29, 2017
Some people will be liking RIP post shocked

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Nobody: 7:19am On Jun 29, 2017
Op next time the title should be 6ix unwritten rules of Facebook or social media.. [i][/i] grin

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by ugosonics: 7:19am On Jun 29, 2017
Ok
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Inspire01: 7:21am On Jun 29, 2017
Number 6 is what i hate most
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by parzdor(m): 7:22am On Jun 29, 2017
fde
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by danaiks(m): 7:22am On Jun 29, 2017
I don't​ agree with rule 5
If you're losing start correcting their grammar grin

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by popularbc: 7:22am On Jun 29, 2017
yea,th other Time on FB, someone posted am Vry sick ,an 56 pple liked it.an i ask my self,his that those pple like th fate that she is sick or Waht!

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Allylic(f): 7:23am On Jun 29, 2017
True talk
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Hollicom(m): 7:26am On Jun 29, 2017
Sammmypoko:
Rule no 2 is very common here in NL...even without reading the post some animals would already type the don't give a fuckkk..
You too has broken s rule already by using a bad language ....'some animala too bad!

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by G0dsent: 7:31am On Jun 29, 2017
Nice write up.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by TechPanda(m): 7:32am On Jun 29, 2017
Reminds Me Of The Reason Why People Block, Unfriend Or Unfollow You On Facebook.

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by personal59: 7:34am On Jun 29, 2017
k

just same way effc twitter handler have response to anything u ask him

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Soljaboi44(m): 7:35am On Jun 29, 2017
hshhskakkajha Njsj
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Mightyraw(m): 7:37am On Jun 29, 2017
What I don't get is, if people eat the likes


Cos someone once called me to tell me I never liked her post since we became friends on Fb,
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by phlamesG: 7:44am On Jun 29, 2017
And who wrote this rules ehn?

Always making rules for everything, mtcheew
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of The Internet by Beess(m): 7:44am On Jun 29, 2017
Nice

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