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Re: English Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by Ironlion1(m): 7:35pm On Jul 04, 2017
project55:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

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Re: English Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by dotedote: 9:32pm On Jul 04, 2017
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Re: English Sentences That Sound Crazy But Are Actually Correct by hopefulLandlord: 6:54pm On Aug 13, 2017
wiegraf:
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

had to visit the link, my brain hurts from reading it lol, English can be so confusing

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