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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:50pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
If the government would ban women from using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise their mothers 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 9:20am On Dec 31, 2017 |
Krystaal:......u no gbadun, I swear. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:58pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
shervydman:lol. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 1:59pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Krystaal: |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:01pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Krystaal: It's true sometimes, especially if the passengers had waited for long in the garage for the bus to get filled up, and then the last person delaying the vehicle from moving just arrived and trying to waste time again, lol. The passengers will just be like "E wo, e sha wole, e joko, e ja ka maa lo" Shervydman no be so? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 10:39pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Naso one business man wey be carpenter wey na only coffin full him shop as market no de jst de think. Suddenly, john and him gf jst de stroll by, d babe as they de discuss jst see one fine gown like dat she come say "oh! I love dat blue design( one dress- 4 one nearby boutique)" naso this carpenter come respond "customer i get fine-fine blue designs. Your size even de sef" 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 10:44pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
Wow! Vivie01 u de here? What a coincident 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 12:40pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
Vizzy4u: LOL Vizzy, you dey reach here too? I be oga Krystaal's 'customer' na |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
vivie01: Issorite 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 8:53pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:17pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
vivie01:Lol 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:41pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Nollywood will not kill me oooo. How can they open casket and the corpse is sweating... Just leave me alone, Am not feeling fine 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:44pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
If u see the way some Guys shake their dick after urinating eeehnnn.. No one will tell u that dey were bell ringers during their primary school 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:53pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Having sex with deaf and dumb lady is so annoying..... You will be having sex with her instead of her to moan she will write it down for you after sex. 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:54pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
My friend uncle has been in coma for the past two days after realising the house he had been paying rent for the past ten years was owned by his wife. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:57pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Since the day I mistakenly recharged #3000 airtime instead of #300, i no longer click on "Complete Transaction" without using toothpick to count the zeros. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:58pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today's bread n yesterday's bread 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by candycoco: 2:20pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Viiictor10(m): 4:16pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
CrookBoy: CrookBoy:i dey com make i go call bros make we faint together 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by mcukc(m): 9:13pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2018 |
Krystaal: Talking from experience? 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by mcukc(m): 1:38am On Jan 10, 2018 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by mcukc(m): 5:28am On Jan 11, 2018 |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:00am On Jan 11, 2018 |
Was excited to go to my friend's wedding next week till i checked the tfare from Lagos - Enugu I just remembered she offended me in jss2 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 12:01am On Jan 13, 2018 |
Last night i did something terrible TO mosquitoes......... They will never forget...... I opened the windows and let them all inside the house .....then i closed the window and slept outside Saw it somewhere o...can't stop laughing. 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
welcome to Nigeria
Where a guy gets hit mistakenly
by an Old Woman
In the market
And immediately Checks If Everything Is
Intact
Only few will understand 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
Do you know it only in Nigeria that nobody want to see his neighbour prosper? Once Nepa take light they will peep from the window and say na everybody 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:35pm On Jan 14, 2018 |
So because u Came to my house and saw
Cobwebs everywhere
You think I'm dirty....
Do you know if I am related to Spider Man ne?? |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Goldcoen(m): 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
9ja girls be like guy wasup can i have some few naira note from u? B4 u answer dey start searching ur pocket n u b like hey hey stop when did u become a police officer? Lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by IAmAmbrose(m): 10:06am On Jan 17, 2018 |
When a Nigerian girl see how much u earn... They wee be like baby why are you using condom.. Don't you trust me again |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by becca2017(f): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
Krystaal: Lmao yeah!! |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Daemonsanti(m): 9:23pm On Feb 04, 2018 |
Peter and the coffin seller
Peter: Oga how fa na.
Coffin seller: your boy dey oo.
Peter: how Business na?
Coffin seller: na una hand Business dey o.
Peter: God punish you. |
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