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| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 12:52pm On Dec 08, 2017 |
Hmmm Make I add my own. 1. Teacher: What do you call a bee from America Me: USB 2. Teacher: Why are hairdressers not late for work? Me: Because they know all the shortcuts 3. Teacher: Can February march? Me: No, but April may. 4, Teacher: What do you call a bear without and ear? Me: B. 5. Teacher: What starts with an E, and with an E and has only one letter in it? Me: Envelope 6. Teacher: Wondah, you missed school yesterday Me: Sir, to tell you truth I no really miss school. 3 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Majorobansa(m): 8:15am On Dec 10, 2017 |
you are good sir keep it up. |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 6:06pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
[color=#000000][/color] let me join you my Oga Kris We use 1 full chicken in my house to make A pot of soup . then I took A girl out one day asked her what she wants to eat. she said full chicken . who do you think you are my family members or what |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 6:07pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
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| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 6:10pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
when I was in primary
nothing excites me like
the closing bell on a Friday with no assignments
crookBoy 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:28pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
Dineo asked one of her class mate a question "What is the difference between a bird, and a fly ?". . The class mate quickly replied "A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. Do you understand now ?".  1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:36pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
Somebody Said fat guys with short dick look like the capital letter " Q " when naked. 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:38pm On Dec 10, 2017 |
I'm not a prophet but i know Someone Somewhere Is Smelling Their
Socks To See If They Can Wear it to work tomorrow 3 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 5:18pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
I attended a crusade last week and someone touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK". I didn't bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my transport fare !!!... Behold, *I WALKED*!!!�♂️ 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
Even God loves dreadlocks that's why he gave it to Samson but Unfortunately Delilah was working for SARS... 5 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by MrWondah(m): 6:43pm On Dec 11, 2017 |
I always hated weddings because old people would come over and poke me saying “You’re next.”. They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:47am On Dec 12, 2017 |
That wonderful moment when you are with your crush laughing then Boom your nose makes a balloon 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:50am On Dec 12, 2017 |
I was in a taxi
a lady kept complaining "facebook keep draining my data always "
1st guy : have you tried facebook lite??
lady : you , no much difference
Me : then use free facebook and stop disturbing us 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:26am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbour's house.
Police: Where is your neighbour's house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house
That's how I ended up in cell 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:29am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Last Night I Watched A Nigerian Christmas Movie and the part when Mary told Joseph that She's Pregnant...Joseph Was Surprised And Was Like "Ohh Jesus Christ!!!" I changed the channel. 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:32am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Classy girls have no tattoos, because no one can intentionally scratch a Range Rover, Lexus, or a Mercedes-Benz. . If you have tattoos, it's obvious that you are a rubbish dumping lorry 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:36am On Dec 13, 2017 |
My brother, if you ever go with your girlfriend to your friend's house. . Then his dogs doesn't bark at her, just keep in mind that his dogs have met her before. 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:43am On Dec 13, 2017 |
I remember the first time I had sex I was so happy to the point where I was even greeting dogs on the streets. 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:44am On Dec 13, 2017 |
People say falling in love is the best feeling,but I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is truly the best feeling..... 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:46am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Nowadays, relationships are like birthday parties.
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Once the cake is eaten, then the party is over. 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:48am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Igbo girls have no chill at all. . Imagine, she told me as long as I'm always broke, she'll always be on her period. Since then I've lost my appetite 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:53am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Sometimes I reduce my grandma's phone brightness to Zero, and tell her she needs #1000 to buy a new screen bulb. 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:56am On Dec 13, 2017 |
if it happens that you see my status saying "I am in Dubai this Christmas". . If you see me around, it means you are also in Dubai. Please don't complicate things. 5 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 9:13am On Dec 13, 2017 |
Krystaal:Lol. 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 3:19pm On Dec 13, 2017 |
Krystaal:  |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 3:19pm On Dec 13, 2017 |
Krystaal:Hahaha  |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Majorobansa(m): 1:13pm On Dec 15, 2017 |
Krystaal:bro you good keep it up sir. |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:21pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>I feel like taking my girlfriend
To a Chinese Restaurant for Lunch tomorrow
But
The money in wallet is directing me to
Akara joints |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:23pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Ah swear
If I was possible to predict (BET) Nigerian movies ba
My ticket will never cut
--they'll name their movies like --
••Falling in love In the city
••Binta and the Headmaster
••Emeka the Bully
••Innocent But Not
••Ngozi and the Hunter
Which other one Abeg |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:24pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Girlfriend : Hey Bbe,, Are you free
Guy : Yes dear,, why
Girlfriend : we are going out
Guy : I'm broke oo
Girlfriend : Don't worry I'll do the payment this time ......
--what some girls can't Jas do--
My girlfriend take note oo |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:26pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
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| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:42pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
<b>Teacher : Name 10 animals you know
Me : 5 Dogs 5 Monkeys
Since then I never go back school |
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