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What Would You Advise This Man? by Hollicom(m): 4:34pm On Aug 06, 2017
'What Would You Advise This Man?

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked the cab driver if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

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Re: What Would You Advise This Man? by ato12: 4:38pm On Aug 06, 2017
This land is for sale
Re: What Would You Advise This Man? by squash47(m): 4:38pm On Aug 06, 2017
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Re: What Would You Advise This Man? by Freewoman(f): 5:08pm On Aug 06, 2017
Joke of the day



Hollicom:
'What Would You Advise This Man?

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked the cab driver if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

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Re: What Would You Advise This Man? by antieverything(m): 5:59pm On Aug 06, 2017
#singing "someone is going to die tonight" grin
Re: What Would You Advise This Man? by massive1019(m): 6:12pm On Aug 06, 2017
not an easy decision.....but chill pill is better. that man should work his ass off like no tomorrow.
Re: What Would You Advise This Man? by castro316: 6:18pm On Aug 06, 2017
O ego na akpali Mmadu

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