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Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by askseunoladele: 3:47pm On Aug 15, 2017
Strictly for the married!

REASONS YOUR WIFE IS STARVING YOU SEX

Lots of articles and books have been written encouraging or warning wives to give their husbands sex as often as he wants or else, he will have an affair. No sane woman wants to starve her husband sexually but if you do not co-operate to make this a smooth ride, you may not enjoy the sex you desperately need from your wife. Here are the reasons women starve their husbands sex:

1. FEAR OF UNWANTED PREGNANCY
You hiss, "What happened to family planning?" Excuse me, family planning is not easy! Swallowing those pills every day has serious side effects talk less of the injections every six months! Apart from the headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, rapid weight gain or unwanted weight loss, those pills or injections often fail. Then, she is also at the risk of cervical cancer and fibroids. Women don't like living all their lives on this pills! Worst still, if the side effects hits, and she gets fat, you are the first to make jest of her and threaten to get a skinny chick if she doesn't slim down! Why can't men also do family planning for God's sake! Use condom, you don't want! You must do flesh to flesh, yet she must not get pregnant, the monthly pills also make her sick, tired and too weak to have sex!

Men should please learn to co-operate and make sex easier for their wives. Use condom once in a while. Abeg, it's not compulsory you must travel to Jerusalem every time, let her use her hand too, or give you BJ if you are not against it. There are other ways you can enjoy intimacy without intercourse, teach her how to help you use her hand, thighs among others reach orgasm, once that thing is out, you should calm down. If you can make things easy for her, she will be more available and respond passionately to sex.

2. YOU DON'T ROMANCE ENOUGH: Some men like to barge in and out and go to sleep, that is not sex, it is rape. Please, I beg you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, our father in the Lord, kindly spend at least, 20 minutes, "playing" with mummy before you go in, please! No one enjoys "prison break" intercourse! Until she is wet, please, don't go near her paradise! Please, read Songs of Solomon five times, before you have sex, it will help a lot, Praise, the Lord!!!

3. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT
You always disappears when she gets pregnant. That apart, you don't take care of the children and you want her to add another one. You abuse her when she vomits, sleeps a lot and refuse to eat because of her morning sickness. You yell at her because her change in hormones won't allow her to enjoy sex and you are no where to be found when she delivers her baby. Haba, Baba Bleep, eleyi o daa ooo!

If you want her to get pregnant, be there for her. Take care of her, endure the smell of the vomit, that is what marriage is about. Help with house chores, honestly my brother, she will have sex throughout her nine months pregnancy! When a man is romantic, his wife will respond sexually.

4. POST DELIVERY: Doctor says you should give her at least 6 weeks for that place to heal and bleeding to stop! To ask her for sex after one weak is inhuman! To sleep around after 2 weeks of delivery because she is refusing you shows you seriously need to grow up. Abeeegiii! Let her heal brother! She can give you BJ if you want, if you don't want, she can use her hands to do signs and wonders on you. You may even love the feel and try it occasionally, hmmm? Please sir, let that place heal, especially when she had tears and went through stitches!

5. YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF HER
Women respond passionately to men who take care of them. If you don't care for her, you treat her like a sex slave, you don't care about the children, you rarely spend on the family, your wife may eventually grow frigid!

6. YOU DON'T LAST IN BED
Wives like it when their husbands go for at least 5 minutes before exploding, 7 minutes will be great, pre-mature ejaculation can frustrate any woman and make her hate sex altogether, please, do something about it.

7. STRESS:
The stress of work, running the house and taking care of 3 kids, talk less of 4 or 5 can make a woman completely fazzled and too tired for sex. Pleasy! Assist at home, it won't kill your manhood if you help in the kitchen and take care of the kids while she rests.

So men, these and more are the reasons your wife may be starving you sex. Please our bros and daddies, kindly do something about it as soon as possible especially in the area of family planning, please, reduce the stress on your wife.

Try condom and other alternatives. Safe period is not always correct and withdrawal most times fail, just a drop of sperm before withdrawal can lead to pregnancy so oga, sit madam down and talk about better ways of making sex more enjoyable and easier for both of you.

Feed your wife please, take good care of her. Sex requires energy. Stress can make a woman too weak to have sex, assist with house chores and she will have time for you.

Mummies in the house, please, don't use these as excuse not to have sex anytime oga wants ooo, abeg! Let him visit his paradise anytime he wants, na im get am. Work together on your sex life, you will both be happier for it. Sex is one of the tools satan use to destroy marriages, your marriage will not fall to the onslaught of satan in Jesus name. Feel free to share. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017
www.askseunoladele..com

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Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by kingjomezy(m): 3:51pm On Aug 15, 2017
hmmm
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by HMZi: 3:56pm On Aug 15, 2017
#Buhari100
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Nobody: 4:05pm On Aug 15, 2017
Point 1, 2 & 3 should be off the list.

If a woman doesn't want to get pregnant there're alternatives like family planning or other contraceptive measures.

Again, if the romance isn't enough she could bring that to his attention instead of avoiding sex...what are spouses for?. grin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 4:09pm On Aug 15, 2017
Benita27:
Point 1, 2 & 3 should be off the list.

If a woman doesn't want to get pregnant there're alternative like family planning or other contraceptive measures.

Again, if the romance isn't enough she could bring that to his attention instead of avoiding sex...what are spouses for?. grin

Man wey go marry u ehgrin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 4:12pm On Aug 15, 2017
Sex in the night starts in the morning. You can't hurt or talk to a woman rudely in the morning and return home in the evening for sex. Some men only want to satisfy their urge and that too is a huge turn off
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Nobody: 4:13pm On Aug 15, 2017
Martin0:


Man wey go marry u ehgrin
Go suffer shey?. grin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2017
Benita27:
Go suffer shey?. grin
Uummgrin I hear ugrin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 4:16pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
Sex in the night starts in the morning. You can't hurt or talk to a woman rudely in the morning and return home in the evening for sex. Some men only want to satisfy their urge and that too is a huge turn off

Aaaaaa oyindidi oyindidi na wa ooogrin
U don marry,coz na una dey talk like this oogrin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by SIMPLYHAMPERS: 4:26pm On Aug 15, 2017
As in........true talk..
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:28pm On Aug 15, 2017
askseunoladele:

1. FEAR OF UNWANTED PREGNANCY
get pills or use condoms, et voila!

2. YOU DON'T ROMANCE ENOUGH
teach your man how to please you right, et voila!

3. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT
use any contraception available or condoms

4. POST DELIVERY
is her hand, mouth, tittays or aass also incapacitated?! let her please you with her other body parts

5. YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF HER
if that man takes care of the BILLS, put FOOD on her table and pays for the HOUSE etc then he takes care of her plenty, and she should therefore be waiting for him at home with her legs wide open and her coochie already wet.

6. YOU DON'T LAST IN BED
no wonder a man want to cuum quick when he has a boring nagging wife who complains about sex

7. STRESS:
studies have shown that a good orgasm, takes all the worries and stress away

FIXED

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Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 4:31pm On Aug 15, 2017
Martin0:


Aaaaaa oyindidi oyindidi na wa ooogrin
U don marry,coz na una dey talk like this oogrin
Hahahaha, for 10 years by God's grace
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 4:40pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
Hahahaha, for 10 years by God's grace
Eh 10gini bravo grin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 4:47pm On Aug 15, 2017
askseunoladele:
Strictly for the married!

REASONS YOUR WIFE IS STARVING YOU SEX

Lots of articles and books have been written encouraging or warning wives to give their husbands sex as often as he wants or else, he will have an affair. No sane woman wants to starve her husband sexually but if you do not co-operate to make this a smooth ride, you may not enjoy the sex you desperately need from your wife. Here are the reasons women starve their husbands sex:

1. FEAR OF UNWANTED PREGNANCY
You hiss, "What happened to family planning?" Excuse me, family planning is not easy! Swallowing those pills every day has serious side effects talk less of the injections every six months! Apart from the headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, rapid weight gain or unwanted weight loss, those pills or injections often fail. Then, she is also at the risk of cervical cancer and fibroids. Women don't like living all their lives on this pills! Worst still, if the side effects hits, and she gets fat, you are the first to make jest of her and threaten to get a skinny chick if she doesn't slim down! Why can't men also do family planning for God's sake! Use condom, you don't want! You must do flesh to flesh, yet she must not get pregnant, the monthly pills also make her sick, tired and too weak to have sex!

Men should please learn to co-operate and make sex easier for their wives. Use condom once in a while. Abeg, it's not compulsory you must travel to Jerusalem every time, let her use her hand too, or give you BJ if you are not against it. There are other ways you can enjoy intimacy without intercourse, teach her how to help you use her hand, thighs among others reach orgasm, once that thing is out, you should calm down. If you can make things easy for her, she will be more available and respond passionately to sex.

2. YOU DON'T ROMANCE ENOUGH: Some men like to barge in and out and go to sleep, that is not sex, it is rape. Please, I beg you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, our father in the Lord, kindly spend at least, 20 minutes, "playing" with mummy before you go in, please! No one enjoys "prison break" intercourse! Until she is wet, please, don't go near her paradise! Please, read Songs of Solomon five times, before you have sex, it will help a lot, Praise, the Lord!!!

3. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT
You always disappears when she gets pregnant. That apart, you don't take care of the children and you want her to add another one. You abuse her when she vomits, sleeps a lot and refuse to eat because of her morning sickness. You yell at her because her change in hormones won't allow her to enjoy sex and you are no where to be found when she delivers her baby. Haba, Baba Bleep, eleyi o daa ooo!

If you want her to get pregnant, be there for her. Take care of her, endure the smell of the vomit, that is what marriage is about. Help with house chores, honestly my brother, she will have sex throughout her nine months pregnancy! When a man is romantic, his wife will respond sexually.

4. POST DELIVERY: Doctor says you should give her at least 6 weeks for that place to heal and bleeding to stop! To ask her for sex after one weak is inhuman! To sleep around after 2 weeks of delivery because she is refusing you shows you seriously need to grow up. Abeeegiii! Let her heal brother! She can give you BJ if you want, if you don't want, she can use her hands to do signs and wonders on you. You may even love the feel and try it occasionally, hmmm? Please sir, let that place heal, especially when she had tears and went through stitches!

5. YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF HER
Women respond passionately to men who take care of them. If you don't care for her, you treat her like a sex slave, you don't care about the children, you rarely spend on the family, your wife may eventually grow frigid!

6. YOU DON'T LAST IN BED
Wives like it when their husbands go for at least 5 minutes before exploding, 7 minutes will be great, pre-mature ejaculation can frustrate any woman and make her hate sex altogether, please, do something about it.

7. STRESS:
The stress of work, running the house and taking care of 3 kids, talk less of 4 or 5 can make a woman completely fazzled and too tired for sex. Pleasy! Assist at home, it won't kill your manhood if you help in the kitchen and take care of the kids while she rests.

So men, these and more are the reasons your wife may be starving you sex. Please our bros and daddies, kindly do something about it as soon as possible especially in the area of family planning, please, reduce the stress on your wife.

Try condom and other alternatives. Safe period is not always correct and withdrawal most times fail, just a drop of sperm before withdrawal can lead to pregnancy so oga, sit madam down and talk about better ways of making sex more enjoyable and easier for both of you.

Feed your wife please, take good care of her. Sex requires energy. Stress can make a woman too weak to have sex, assist with house chores and she will have time for you.

Mummies in the house, please, don't use these as excuse not to have sex anytime oga wants ooo, abeg! Let him visit his paradise anytime he wants, na im get am. Work together on your sex life, you will both be happier for it. Sex is one of the tools satan use to destroy marriages, your marriage will not fall to the onslaught of satan in Jesus name. Feel free to share. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017
www.askseunoladele..com
Point 6 is funnygrin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 4:51pm On Aug 15, 2017
Martin0:

Eh 10gini bravo grin
gringringrin na God
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 5:01pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
gringringrin na God
gringringrin na u get those 2soldiers?
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 5:04pm On Aug 15, 2017
Martin0:
gringringrin na u get those 2soldiers?
The tall one is mine, the other is his friend. grin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 5:08pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
The tall one is mine, the other is his friend. grin

Okgrin typical nigerian man will say mission accomplishedgrin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 5:09pm On Aug 15, 2017
Martin0:


Okgrin typical nigerian man will say mission accomplishedgrin
Yeah, that's my life you're seeing theregrin my one and only sugar love
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Martin0(m): 5:10pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
Yeah, that's my life you're seeing theregrin my one and only sugar love

Yes oooo,nothing do yougrin
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Archangel15: 5:11pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
The tall one is mine, the other is his friend. grin

Hahaha abeg, which one is the tall one and which one is the short one?
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Oyindidi(f): 5:13pm On Aug 15, 2017
Archangel15:


Hahaha abeg, which one is the tall one and which one is the short one?
One is taller, he leaned to snap. The one in blue shirt is my KING
Re: Reasons Your Wife Is Starving You Sex... by Archangel15: 5:15pm On Aug 15, 2017
Oyindidi:
One is taller, he leaned to snap. The one one blue shirt is my KING
Ok.

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