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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 5:01pm On Aug 17, 2010
No dey put my name near Efe or on the same line with that name k.
No kidding
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by EfemenaXY: 5:01pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:

haba,blackie na so u dey do? cry cry cry

Babes the guy only has eyes for you - nor let studio poison una relationship

Besides, you nor see as my husband Vicks dey hold me tightly in his arms??  tongue

I sure say Blacksta dey around somewhere - have no fear babes. . .
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:

haba,blackie na so u dey do? cry cry cry

Baby cry no more - I was fighting Efe corner - them guys wan tear am pieces

Oya special Hug for Cyhoney - kiss

Abi make i speak french - U no say French language dey ver romantic.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by EfemenaXY: 5:07pm On Aug 17, 2010
Hotwire:

Efe, Stud, blaksta, Tanimz,  Maka,Vicks,Element,& others
I also opened a Thread on "Think Back To Your Very First Sex" but almighty Ben transfered it to Romance Section. Ben wicked no be small.  angry angry
I wanted to get the Xperience of all you JOKERS. wink

Hotwire you try sha - but Efe nor dey ever take leg waka reach Romance section

Moi is a purely Jokes Section Babe. . .

**Besides, I've got everything I need here. . .**
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Hotwire(m): 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2010
Studio CFR:

No dey put my name near Efe or on the same line with that name k.
No kidding

Efe,
Last warning. Do your jolly jolly thing but STOP mentioning Stud. You hear?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by cynthoney(f): 5:08pm On Aug 17, 2010
ma dear,this Ben-10 is something else oh

his namesake(by d way a cartoon) is there saving d world and

he is here saving threads from chats and offtopics!!!

someone,pls tell him to get a life na!!! grin grin grin

Vic2k3:

2much wickedness and jealousy in da air*voshhhh goes d air refreshner**

kai!!! Vicks,na your airfreshner dey smell like mosquito coil so?

abeg,no spray am reach me oh
Studio CFR:

No dey put my name near Efe or on the same line with that name k.
No kidding

u no kw say na privilegde say i dey call your name join efe own?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 5:10pm On Aug 17, 2010
Tehehehe
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Vic2k3(m): 5:12pm On Aug 17, 2010
Cynthoney u mouth sharp pass razor own
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 5:14pm On Aug 17, 2010
Dem never plenty reach to pull me down
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by EfemenaXY: 5:15pm On Aug 17, 2010
Hotwire:

Efe,
Last warning. Do your jolly jolly thing but STOP mentioning Stud. You hear?

No dey roll my name 4 your tongue like that man! Show some respect jor!  angry

Studio CFR:

No dey put my name near Efe or on the same line with that name k.
No kidding

Again - don't bite your lips from calling my name. . .haven't you got some threads to derail anyway??  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 5:16pm On Aug 17, 2010
Vic2k3:

Cynthoney u mouth sharp pass razor own

angry watch out it will soon cut your nose off - lol grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by EfemenaXY: 5:18pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:


kai!!! Vicks,na your airfreshner dey smell like mosquito coil so?


Babes - simple air freshner no go commot mosquitoes like Stud and Hotwire

dem need sotin strong like 'ol fashioned RAID

**specially formulated for nland's very own mosquitoes. . .**

grin grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 5:20pm On Aug 17, 2010
Be mindful of your typing, cynthoney.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by cynthoney(f): 5:22pm On Aug 17, 2010
Ben-10:

Be mindful of your typing, cynthoney.

yes ur highness!!! how i wan provoke persin wey hold nairaland?

Studio CFR:

Dem never plenty reach to pull me down

he wey don reach ground no dey fear fall

i kw say u and ground na d same level

we no fit pull u lower than that,u hear? tongue

Vic2k3:

Cynthoney u mouth sharp pass razor own

is that a compliment or an insult?

tell me oh! this is for future references oh

anyway,as efe talk say u be her loff u don be ma persin wink wink wink
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by cynthoney(f): 5:23pm On Aug 17, 2010
blacksta:

angry watch out it will soon cut your nose off - lol grin

honey,na me u dey tell?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 5:25pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:

honey,na me u dey tell?

Sugar potato - not u - I just dey warn that chinese balm vicks to mind himself - or i go chop up am up.


Have u seen my signature. grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by cynthoney(f): 5:26pm On Aug 17, 2010
ok cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by cynthoney(f): 5:29pm On Aug 17, 2010
u translated wat i wrote to english

thats sweet.

im blushing

Efe come oh,i tink im in loff grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 5:33pm On Aug 17, 2010
Na Perfect Union - abeg - Made in d heavenly realm. grin kiss grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by EfemenaXY: 5:38pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:


Efe come oh,i tink im in loff grin grin grin

Babes!! I'm sooooooooooooooooo happy 4 u!! cheesy cheesy

blacksta:

Na Perfect Union - abeg - Made in d heavenly realm. grin kiss grin

And my very best nland friends too!! - This is great!!


**now all those haters out there go keep schtum from now on!** cheesy cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by cynthoney(f): 5:39pm On Aug 17, 2010
bye guys. C u on thursday. travelling tomorrow

blacksta,if i come back and hear u hv replaced me,

i ll ******
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by marcus1234: 5:41pm On Aug 17, 2010
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 5:41pm On Aug 17, 2010
Haba - So na so corn beef dey expire - lol  grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by blacksta(m): 5:46pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:

bye guys. C u on thursday. travelling tomorrow

blacksta,if i come back and hear u hv replaced me,

i ll ******

bYE bye - please bring back sweet and other goodies grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by EfemenaXY: 5:52pm On Aug 17, 2010
cynthoney:

bye guys. C u on thursday. travelling tomorrow

blacksta,if i come back and hear u hv replaced me,

i ll ******

Bye babes - and safe journey kiss kiss
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 5:54pm On Aug 17, 2010
i guess our mod has locked one of my topics embarassed embarassed embarassed undecided undecided undecided
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 6:38pm On Aug 17, 2010
It might be re-opened after cleaning.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:04pm On Aug 17, 2010
k thanks ben, i owe u one grin grin grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:09pm On Aug 17, 2010
anyborrri home ?
efe wey u waka go na

^oxygen u owe me 7
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by ElementG(m): 7:10pm On Aug 17, 2010
idowu wats up naaa cool cool cool cool how ur life
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by StudioCFR(m): 7:12pm On Aug 17, 2010
na wa o
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Idowuogbo(f): 7:13pm On Aug 17, 2010
@monoxide
anytin up ,must come down
life is interesting , rocking each day as it comes
dats y we humans

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