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WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by ebonflexy(m): 10:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
Y'all know me as that freak.
But I think my ho-ish ways have finally caught up with me.

There was this chick I met at the club last weekend. Beautiful. Sexy. Thick yansh.
I told her exactly what I wanted to do with the latter.
Long story short, I was eating her ass out in my apartment 2 nights later and we straffed.

However, I woke up 2 days after that to a very bad sore throat.
Went to get checked by the doctor and waiting for results.

My fellow yansh choppers, be careful how you chop dat ting and who's ting you chop.
Always eat it shower fresh, no matter how clean it smells!

Will this stop me from chopping big black yansh? We'll see....but I doubt!

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by martins1122(m): 10:46pm On Sep 01, 2017
Hahaha lwkmd op u funny die (my fellow yansh choppers) grin grin

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by 7inches: 11:11pm On Sep 01, 2017
grin
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Pusyiter(m): 11:23pm On Sep 01, 2017
end time yansh grin

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nobody: 11:47pm On Sep 01, 2017
It's all fun and games till watery shiit follow mess comot yansh enter ya mouth

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by fumiswtpusy(f): 12:43am On Sep 02, 2017
Wow me likey.i always like it when a guy rim and Suck me until I pee or fart loudly in his face because of the sweetness of his tonque on my v.

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nobody: 1:14am On Sep 02, 2017
ebonflexy:
Y'all know me as that freak.
But I think my ho-ish ways have finally caught up with me.

There was this chick I met at the club last weekend. Beautiful. Sexy. Thick yansh.
I told her exactly what I wanted to do with the latter.
Long story short, I was eating her ass out in my apartment 2 nights later and we straffed.

However, I woke up 2 days after that to a very bad sore throat.
Went to get checked by the doctor and waiting for results.

My fellow yansh choppers, be careful how you chop dat ting and who's ting you chop.
Always eat it shower fresh, no matter how clean it smells!

Will this stop me from chopping big black yansh? We'll see....but I doubt!


shocked

See crazy story.. shocked

Eating azz is sooo damn sexxy oo..
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by simeonkoolluck(m): 1:19am On Sep 02, 2017
This happened to me this week... I thought what happened to me. Please update me on your result from the check up
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Oyebee91(m): 1:50am On Sep 02, 2017
Mo for! !!eat ass?I regreted the day I finger bleeped a butthole. .not to talk of putting my mouth there

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nobody: 1:55am On Sep 02, 2017
Somebody please go back in time to 1862 and give OP great-grandfather a pack of condoms so that he will stop disgracing his ancestors here on Nairaland.

What rubbish

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by 48noble(m): 2:25am On Sep 02, 2017
ceejayx:
It's all fun and games till watery shiit follow mess comot yansh enter ya mouth

bingo

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by eddyroyal(m): 2:33am On Sep 02, 2017
ebonflexy:
Y'all know me as that freak.
But I think my ho-ish ways have finally caught up with me.

There was this chick I met at the club last weekend. Beautiful. Sexy. Thick yansh.
I told her exactly what I wanted to do with the latter.
Long story short, I was eating her ass out in my apartment 2 nights later and we straffed.

However, I woke up 2 days after that to a very bad sore throat.
Went to get checked by the doctor and waiting for results.

My fellow yansh choppers, be careful how you chop dat ting and who's ting you chop.
Always eat it shower fresh, no matter how clean it smells!

Will this stop me from chopping big black yansh? We'll see....but I doubt!
The only problem is that, you didn't eat it well. Next time concentrate on the Clitoris and you won't have any problem.
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by judgedredd22(m): 3:38am On Sep 02, 2017
fumiswtpusy:
Wow me likey.i always like it when a guy rim and Suck me until I pee or fart loudly in his face because of the sweetness of his tonque on my v.


now, i love this confession! cheesy cheesy cheesy

oya, do u-turn and come this way let me eat that pussay like moi moi!!! grin grin

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by mofeoluwadassah: 4:31am On Sep 02, 2017
na sore throat you still get abi,you never dey comot maggot from your throat to ur mouth....sense go soon fall on you!

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by laribari(m): 5:23am On Sep 02, 2017
fumiswtpusy:
Wow me likey.i always like it when a guy rim and Suck me until I pee or fart loudly in his face because of the sweetness of his tonque on my v.

Madam you for kukuma shiit too naa!
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Stevengerd(m): 5:34am On Sep 02, 2017
Head/sore Throat be like 5 &6.
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by silkytouch(m): 7:33am On Sep 02, 2017
Bacterial infection on point...

Cunnilingus is a delicate business ma Ni99a, dont go about eating random a$$ or you'd be on a smooth sail to throat cancer, check out Michael Douglas.

Take some antibiotics and some Vitamin C tabs and you are good to go.

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nobody: 8:09am On Sep 02, 2017
Smh! Why not eat her shit too! U will soon die of diarrihea
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nedfed(m): 8:43am On Sep 02, 2017
See what you eat.
Not only infection, anoda reason why some niggaz remain poor.

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Erums(m): 8:47am On Sep 02, 2017
Whats de difference bt xhopong nyash and eating sheet for yahoo plus ritual
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Esdb3: 9:30am On Sep 02, 2017
judgedredd22:



now, i love this confession! cheesy cheesy cheesy

oya, do u-turn and come this way let me eat that pussay like moi moi!!! grin grin

ode that is a BOY

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nobody: 9:34am On Sep 02, 2017
sad
Ass eating?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5885603_akilacoach_jpeg55a1e0c7e412a7d14ec9a6b7c39617f8

SMH

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by iamJ(m): 10:47am On Sep 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



shocked

See crazy story.. shocked

Eating azz is sooo damn sexxy oo..
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Nobody: 10:48am On Sep 02, 2017
iamJ:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


kiss


Aloha.
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by iamJ(m): 10:54am On Sep 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



kiss


Aloha.
sugar coconut

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by ConcernedNL: 12:12pm On Sep 02, 2017
ebonflexy:
Y'all know me as that freak.
But I think my ho-ish ways have finally caught up with me.

There was this chick I met at the club last weekend. Beautiful. Sexy. Thick yansh.
I told her exactly what I wanted to do with the latter.
Long story short, I was eating her ass out in my apartment 2 nights later and we straffed.

However, I woke up 2 days after that to a very bad sore throat.
Went to get checked by the doctor and waiting for results.

My fellow yansh choppers, be careful how you chop dat ting and who's ting you chop.
Always eat it shower fresh, no matter how clean it smells!

Will this stop me from chopping big black yansh? We'll see....but I doubt!

I pray your sore throat leaves. If I share my experience you will flee from putting your mouth down there. I took several courses of antibiotics, different types for over 8months. Throat infections can kill you, it can spread to your lungs and give you a major tract infection.
The girl carried her dirty vjay away with the consequences while I suffered for 8 months spending over 150k on drugs, and hospital consultation fee.
If you like yourself and ladies if you like your partner kick against it.
Trust me, a disease in your throat is serious. You will loose weight ehn.

Thanks God, it could have been fatal, lost my lungs or something.

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Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by digglevictor(m): 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2017
fumiswtpusy:
Wow me likey.i always like it when a guy rim and Suck me until I pee or fart loudly in his face because of the sweetness of his tonque on my v.
grin grin grin
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by giftedheart1(m): 12:24pm On Sep 02, 2017
the food is not well prepared....
ode!... there is nothing to eat again abi, what has happened to the milk industry?
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by giftedheart1(m): 12:26pm On Sep 02, 2017
ConcernedNL:


I pray your sore throat leaves. If I share my experience you will flee from putting your mouth down there. I took several courses of antibiotics, different types for over 8months. Throat infections can kill you, it can spread to your lungs and give you a major tract infection.
The girl carried her dirty vjay away with the consequences while I suffered for 8 months spending over 150k on drugs, and hospital consultation fee.
If you like yourself and ladies if you like your partner kick against it.
Trust me, a disease in your throat is serious. You will loose weight ehn.

Thanks God, it could have been fatal, lost my lungs or something.
testimony time.... choir mistress pls sing on behalf of this nigga
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by Wizklynd23(m): 12:54pm On Sep 02, 2017
giftedheart1:
testimony time.... choir mistress pls sing on behalf of this nigga
haha
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by vchykp(m): 1:03pm On Sep 02, 2017
nothing bad in eating punnani, its just that your village elders wanted to remember u at that point.
Re: WARNING: I Ate Ass And Now I feel Sick by 61Penguins: 1:24pm On Sep 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



shocked

See crazy story.. shocked

Eating azz is sooo damn sexxy oo..
we could try that shocked

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