dukeprince50:
she said I see u as my younger brother.

Lol..
What was your reaction

That your uncle is a big disgrace to himself.

rayzornaija:
I grew up as an orphan and my uncle raised me. I remember him telling me that I won't amount to nothing in life and I will die just like my father ... But guess what? I made it in Nigeria and here in Atlanta. The motherf*cker still lives in igando with his troops of children.

"Who is smiling with you?"

I was smiling as I helped a girl pick her notebook that fell on the ground and she said that. That was in 100 level.

Danielmoore:
someone called me an inbred hillbilly piece of shit

me that day

Lols...
Nairaland will not kill me aswear

What a pity? Sit and think about your life because you don't have a mother


I knew the best/epic reply to give but I didn't know what held me back. Maybe the shock Cox I never expected it.

greatermax77:
Mine is, any time I hear nigeria unity not negociable & we have resolved to live as one.
It annoys me to the bone marrow

loooool.....

Keep dreaming.

My oga in church looked at me and said "You are not serious" in front of junior colleagues...till now i cant fathom what i did wrong..lol,been long tho bt painful....i dnt take words seriously but that one weak me

Evaberry:
...

1. I love you but I want to focus on myself, you are a distraction. chai I felt like crying.


2. Just because two people like/love each other doesn't mean they will end up together. I rolled my eyes till they hurt.


3. You are too intelligent for me, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up with you. I had mixed feeling about my brain that day.


4. I like you but you are too young for me. I regretted ever telling him my age.


5. Pain killed Jiraya sensei. I hadnt watched that episode of naruto so when my cousin told me I was so angry I slapped him, then I started crying

My dear, I had tears in my eyes, especially watching Naruto's reaction to the news...sigh

as a kid i used to get furious at these two words 'mumu', 'zombie'... The moment anyone calls me these names, bodi go start to dey pepper me..... Ah! My mum used to use those words while scolding me back then, i dare not say a word about it but the murmuring that follows it when am alone take hours. But as i grew though, i stopped giving two bleeps about what anybody calls me coz in the end, what they say don't define me.

The next time you come,I wouldn't be here ,the word tore my heart into two ,till now I'm wondering if I'm still dreaming

Temilayhor:
My brother called me "useless" because I'm yet to be in school.

It hurts a lot
even I felt the bitterness in those words

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nice offer I would like to buy but I stay far away from lagos, can I trust you ?

you are an asset to any man u accept, but u are too young for me , I see u as my daughter.


God till today I am yet to get over him.ife love na eme.

Alero3Arubi:
Mumsy was in the kitchen and I was sleeping.
She shouted my name and when I woke up to answer her she told me to bring stew out from the freezer in the kitchen!!!

Lol...
She simply didnt buy the idea of u sleeping while she was cooking.
She needed a helping hand

Litblogger:
"I no longer love you"

sorry for derailing. Please do you know any site where I can sell short stories?

ammy4goodies:

Lol...
She simply didnt buy the idea of u sleeping while she was cooking.
She needed a helping hand

Stew has been cooked.
I have boiled rice.
She had said she wasn't eating that night.
So I went to bed.

Zceesneh:
Mine was when i passsd by without greeting some group of elderly people who knows my father very well, then one woman called me back and was like can't u greet? Look at him u are such a big disgrace to your father, gosh! Terrible feeling, so nairalanders can i know yours?

and you just let her get away with it,you didn't give her befitting response and find her size for her? She escaped just like that? You sef fok up

You no fit turn am to fight? E.g Pele o.you wey them don greet,the greeting don add to your bank account? You don buy house for banana Island with good morning? Na your type them dey greet? Don't you know how to dispower bullies with words.

You turn the tables on them.infact even if you haven't heard their jist before just frame up stories in your head to shame her
.e.g you wey the whole street don tear your v@gyna finish .even agbero sef rape you with your waka about. Walahi na she go come back come apologize

Hold no prisoners to bullies that use the age card on you

If she no born abuse am with barrenness, if she's fat abuse her with her obesity. .

Bullies will respect you.the only language bullies understand is verbal assault

Zceesneh:
thats very bad of him

Very bad...it hurts but I have decided to just walk my own journey ..its all about time.

She said and I quote in her own words " i like you as a friend and wouldn't want a commiitted relationship cos i don't want to be tied to just one guy, i need to explore my youth". She's 22 though

Mystic216:

My elder brother called me ''useless'' a day b4 yesterday

Sorry bro

Mystic216:

My elder brother called me ''useless'' a day b4 yesterday

Sorry bro

ammy4goodies:

It hurts a lot
even I felt the bitterness in those words

it does but its all about time.

I asked him how much he bought his shoe amd he said am a broke guy say I no go fit buy am

Nigerians have commonsense!

Evaberry:
...

5. Pain killed Jiraya sensei. I hadnt watched that episode of naruto so when my cousin told me I was so angry I slapped him, then I started crying

Eyaa! Sorry
That thing pained me too

University, year 2.

Saw this really pretty girl walking towards me on the corridor so i put my game face on and smiled. Eye contact was mad and I felt the work was already done. Next thing I heard was "I hope you realise you are in the way". Not much but I wanted to cry that day.

midehi2:
I was on phone with a white guy 2 days back concerning business, I couldnt hear him well and I said 'ehnn" he said "what is ehnn, d thing pain me wella

heheheheheheh hope the business has nothing to do with webcam tho

greatermax77:
Mine is, any time I hear nigeria unity not negociable & we have resolved to live as one.
It annoys me to the bone marrow

negociable indeed.... u beta go back to school

Tapout:
sometime ago, i asked my mum for money to buy airtime....she smiled, opened her purse, brought out 5h and gave it to me. i said thank u and turned to go and she replied....................broke "man"

savage mama