I decided to find out which means of transportation described people’s sex lives and why. These two things are obviously connected, what with people saying “ride”, “take you on the ride of your life” and all. Without further ado, let’s get into the answers I got from 15 people. Enjoy!

Space shuttle:- Takes you to outer space.

Uber in Ibadan:- Enough to get by but with periods of drought.

Ship:- Takes a while for a new person to settle into it but once you figure out each other’s rhythm, it’s a cruise from there on.

Bullet train:- You have so much you lose count, you probably don’t even keep track of faces too.

A bus, transport line grade:- Occasional but not so much you lose count.

Unicycle:- Almost impossible to ride, so it becomes a self-service transport system. You keep yourself balanced by riding yourself.

Hot air balloon:- Starts slow with a little flame… Then it gets hotter and gets you higher… The experience is always overwhelming.

Toy car:- Your sex life is a joke.

Walking:- No ride. God knows at this point in your life your sex life does not even have a learner’s permit.

Bike:- Your sex life is two tyred right now. Get it?

An empty train:- So many ladies yet you don’t get any action.

Bicycle:- There’s space for only one lover.

Train:- Long, relatively slow… Hints of non-human sounds here and there. A stop doesn’t signify the end of the journey. You stop, take a break, then continue.. Seems like a work out session sometimes as the name “train” implies… Oh! And trains have “coaches” too. �

Train (alternative definition):- Sex keeps going. Fwb kind of relationship: it’s steady for a period of time, stops at times when feelings are...


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BRT

Gwongworo

This will never make front page

Non op. Cos the last time I got closer to a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty. My love life is terrible .

Mine just has to be a Push n Start Bolekaja!!!

Bicycle

Wheelchair

Having slow sex with a fast women. - Volvo

Private jet

Bicycle

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Jacktheripper:
Wheelchair

hahahahahahaha chai

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Parachute

tuke-tuke

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Boris

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