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Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 2:55pm On Sep 18, 2017
1) to soothe my pains

I have a kind of disorder which I can't explain. From a partial blockage of my throat, I become disoriented. This is then followed by a throbbing headache and at times, partially-blurred vision. Panadol extra has failed to address this. When it starts, i become restless and in dire need of sleep to calm my nerves. That's where masturbation comes to the rescue. I rub the skin 'beneath' so hard till i pass out.
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 2:59pm On Sep 18, 2017
2) it helps to fight insonmia

When i can't sleep at night, self-service (through porn or sxcht) comes to the rescue. Having a babe can't help in this scenario as they can't meet my standard. Forget all this talk of read a boring book or old movies to sleep off. It doesn't work that way for everyone.

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 3:02pm On Sep 18, 2017
3) to tackle depression

I'm broke, i know. I'm unaccomplshed, i know. When frustration sets in, no one comes around to give me company except my petroleum jelly. I wonder what i would have done to my self out of desperation if not for my hands to give me relief.

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by newyorks(m): 3:03pm On Sep 18, 2017
u needs jesus bro

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 3:05pm On Sep 18, 2017
4) a form of work-out

When stress of work hits in and you have no money to get a cold beer to relax or get laid, use it to unwind. This way, the conji within is put under check.

N:B: i apply moderation.

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by babyfaceafrica: 3:06pm On Sep 18, 2017
Lol
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by wtfcoded: 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2017
Stop punishing ur d!ck.
Get yourself a compatible gal friend n enjoy smooth transportation frm ikoyi to kafanchan.

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 6:52pm On Sep 18, 2017
newyorks:
u needs jesus bro
hmm.. As if He answers
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by newyorks(m): 6:59pm On Sep 18, 2017
frustratedrat:
hmm.. As if He answers
as if u've ever believed him when u pray.

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by gentlegenius(m): 7:22pm On Sep 18, 2017
frustratedrat:
4) a form of work-out

When stress of work hits in and you have no money to get a cold beer to relax or get laid, use it to unwind. This way, the conji within is put under check.

N:B: i apply moderation.
Two things are responsible for all your problems: Loneliness & Idleness.
So you need a job or anything that will keep you busy, then you need someone in your life.

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by aku626(m): 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2017
Your obsessed, you don't have control of your habits you need therapy

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 8:34pm On Sep 18, 2017
wtfcoded:
Stop punishing ur d!ck.
Get yourself a compatible gal friend n enjoy smooth transportation frm ikoyi to kafanchan.


i decline for many reasons

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Tajbol4splend(m): 8:53pm On Sep 18, 2017
Unbelievable
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 18, 2017
is good to masturbate or have sex once in a while, to reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Immaculatesnow(m): 3:28am On Sep 19, 2017
Good one OP, I do that to reduce stress for me and yea I have a job so do not quote me trolls and dude stupid Nigerians as there are all hypocrites.
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by IwillSucced(m): 3:37am On Sep 19, 2017
frustratedrat

It might tackle depression, stress and make you fall asleep now, but watch what it will do to you in few years... You will be the one coming here, begging for tips on how to stop... You are not the first who has done this and will not be the last.. The only problem is that they fail to listen advice before it is too late and all we do is laugh at them...

Why am I even killing myself.. FitnessDoctor would do a better job
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 8:35am On Sep 19, 2017
aku626:
Your obsessed, you don't have control of your habits you need therapy
after therapy what next? Situations within and around me remains the same.

Let me be.. It's the only thing that gives me comfort
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Greystone: 8:37am On Sep 19, 2017
this one strong oh...

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 10:08am On Sep 19, 2017
IwillSucced:
frustratedrat

It might tackle depression, stress and make you fall asleep now, but watch what it will do to you in few years... You will be the one coming here, begging for tips on how to stop... You are not the first who has done this and will not be the last.. The only problem is that they fail to listen advice before it is too late and all we do is laugh at them...

Why am I even killing myself.. FitnessDoctor would do a better job
I doubt. It's just like any other addiction which i've been involved in. i'm no kid. Once this epoch of pain, uncertainty and solitude goes, i will eschew it.

I don't see that happening any time soon though.
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 4:11pm On Sep 19, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
Unbelievable
better start believing
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Prettyamaxy(f): 4:25pm On Sep 19, 2017
shocked

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 8:22pm On Sep 19, 2017
Greystone:
this one strong oh...
it's not fiction. It's the way it is.
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by edoboy33(m): 9:12pm On Sep 19, 2017
oga redbeans how will u like to join our 2019 campaign organisation
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Thisnut(m): 9:26pm On Sep 19, 2017
aku626:
Your obsessed, you don't have control of your habits you need therapy
As if therapists don't masturbate. Metcheew!

He does it for a reason and i think he got good point . if you think otherwise counter any of those points with possible solutions to his reason why he does masturbate.

To Some of you over religious folks, do you ever wonder why you get wet dreams and always in a bitter mood? It's because you are to religious to jerk off or get laid often.

The reason Christ preached after marriage before sex was because at that time women have no right, they were second to slaves and they are not permitted to say no. Bothers were molesting their sisters and cousins, Christ had to bring sanity into the system by teaching them about marriage. now it's consensual and both party pleasure doing it . Remember, It's not a law but teaching, meaning it optional.

Morally masturbation is not a sin/crime, because there is no victim in the act. It's just one taking pleasure in touching a part of himself.
Some study shows that men with quick eruption should masturbate before having sexual intercourse to help pleasure their significant other.


The oldest profession in the world revolves around sex, what the F we talking about here?

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Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 9:32pm On Sep 19, 2017
edoboy33:
oga redbeans how will u like to join our 2019 campaign organisation
wow. Yes sir. i'm looking for open doors. how did u know it was me
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by edoboy33(m): 9:37pm On Sep 19, 2017
frustratedrat:
wow. Yes sir. i'm looking for open doors. how did u know it was me
have been following your posts and am touched ..you can send your CV to my pm
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Eghoza(m): 9:44pm On Sep 19, 2017
grin

Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 9:46pm On Sep 19, 2017
edoboy33:

have been following your posts and am touched ..you can send your CV to my pm
kk. You have to 'follow' me back for the PM to be possible sir I think
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by aku626(m): 10:35pm On Sep 19, 2017
Thisnut:
As if therapists don't masturbate. Metcheew!

He does it for a reason and i think he got good point . if you think otherwise counter any of those points with possible solutions to his reason why he does masturbate.

To Some of you over religious folks, do you ever wonder why you get wet dreams and always in a bitter mood? It's because you are to religious to jerk off or get laid often.

The reason Christ preached after marriage before sex was because at that time women have no right, they were second to slaves and they are not permitted to say no. Bothers were molesting their sisters and cousins, Christ had to bring sanity into the system by teaching them about marriage. now it's consensual and both party pleasure doing it . Remember, It's not a law but teaching, meaning it optional.

Morally masturbation is not a sin/crime, because there is no victim in the act. It's just one taking pleasure in touching a part of himself.
Some study shows that men with quick eruption should masturbate before having sexual intercourse to help pleasure their significant other.


The oldest profession in the world revolves around sex, what the F we talking about here?
Alias checks out, it's his life he can choose to live how he fits however bringing his life to the forum gives me the opportunity to say what I feel so I've done he trash what I've said or not I've said so, so quick of you to jump to religion since you're there I advise you learn more ignorance is a disease you suffer from in that aspect.
OP do whatever suits you I'm only saying there're alternatives masturbation isn't a cure for headache or stress it helps but it doesn't cure it you need to get to the root of it. Because you love how you get rid of it you've become obsessed with that method and like any other drug you're abusing yourself and need help. What happens when you get stressed and headache always? Check out the downside of masturbation as well. Silly people quoting me with limited knowledge psss
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 3:24am On Sep 21, 2017
Eghoza:
grin
baba smiley
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 23, 2017
Thisnut:
As if therapists don't masturbate. Metcheew!

He does it for a reason and i think he got good point . if you think otherwise counter any of those points with possible solutions to his reason why he does masturbate.

To Some of you over religious folks, do you ever wonder why you get wet dreams and always in a bitter mood? It's because you are to religious to jerk off or get laid often.

The reason Christ preached after marriage before sex was because at that time women have no right, they were second to slaves and they are not permitted to say no. Bothers were molesting their sisters and cousins, Christ had to bring sanity into the system by teaching them about marriage. now it's consensual and both party pleasure doing it . Remember, It's not a law but teaching, meaning it optional.

Morally masturbation is not a sin/crime, because there is no victim in the act. It's just one taking pleasure in touching a part of himself.
Some study shows that men with quick eruption should masturbate before having sexual intercourse to help pleasure their significant other.


The oldest profession in the world revolves around sex, what the F we talking about here?
wow.. Nice piece. I think this was what Pastor Chris talked about the other time.
Re: Why I May Never Stop Masturbating by Dgeoman(m): 1:23pm On Oct 23, 2017
ahahahahahaha i soomuch engage myself in dis shit since 2015 ev not date any girl have less sex buh more masturbation and am comfortable with that...

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