Lalas247 your Ass is So nice, too Bad You've Got To Sit On Them...

Hey baby, I'm rich.

IamSINZ:
Hey baby, I'm rich.

lol

Jesus is coming soon

DeadRat:
Lalas247 your Ass is So nice, too Bad You've Got To Sit On Them...

Lol na ur chat up line be this

Lalas247:

Lol na ur chat up line be this

Check your mail!

BlaQWolf:


Check your mail!

Ok

Lalas247:
Lol na ur chat up line be this

dis was selected at random

DeadRat:
dis was selected at random

Oya give me good one

Lalas247:

Oya give me good one

I see u here every morning, u lookin so lovely, u make me wanna go get a job

life without you is like my broken pencil. Pointless...

Bumbae! Sometimes i just want to follow you, cus mama told me real men follow their dreams.

When I comot from Lexus, abeg do i need to talk again?

DeadRat:

I see u here every morning, u lookin so lovely, u make me wanna go get a job

life without you is like my broken pencil. Pointless...

Bumbae! Sometimes i just want to follow you, cus mama told me real men follow their dreams.

See weak pickup lines oo .

Try this one:
Everyone calls me OfficialDad , but you can call me tonight -

OfficialDad:

See weak pickup lines oo .
Try this one: Everyone calls me OfficialDad , but you can call me tonight -

Lalas247:

Oya give me good one

Do you know your body is made out of 70% water, and I am thirsty . . just helping the dude giving u weak lines though.

DeadRat:

Learn from pro's bro.

Don't know why people always want to reinvent the wheel, sigh

Just use old and trusted lines like:

You are the egg in my eggroll, without u, I'm just a bunz

Drop a pickup line aka drop your phone number. Dry jokes forgive me pls

OfficialDad:

Learn from pro's bro.

if i press knock for ur head

DeadRat:
if i press knock for ur head

Hahahahaha e dey pain me ga ga oo

Lalas247:

Oya give me good one

isnt it obvious u control time... When u move everythin seems to come to a stop includin officaldad's life ...


I have evidence that u were created on the 1st day, when God had enough energy, and not on d sixth day when he made dudes like officaldad out of tiredness

DeadRat:
isnt it obvious u control time... When u move everythin seems to come to a stop includin officaldad's life ...


I have evidence that u were created on the 1st day, when God had enough energy, and not on d sixth day when he made dudes like officaldad out of tiredness

Kikikiki @ bolder this is good sha

OfficialDad:


Do you know your body is made out of 70% water, and I am thirsty . . just helping the dude giving u weak lines though.

Make una no corrupt my virgin eyes Biko

DeadRat:

I see u here every morning, u lookin so lovely, u make me wanna go get a job

life without you is like my broken pencil. Pointless...

Bumbae! Sometimes i just want to follow you, cus mama told me real men follow their dreams.

So u no even get job .. Kai Kai Kai I'm allergic to such
Mama was right sha

Lalas247:

Make una no corrupt my virgin eyes Biko

Just helping the lame guy with a good pickup lines. Probably he would use it today on tomorrow.

DeadRat:
isnt it obvious u control time... When u move everythin seems to come to a stop includin officaldad's life ...


I have evidence that u were created on the 1st day, when God had enough energy, and not on d sixth day when he made dudes like officaldad out of tiredness

Lalas247:

So u no even get job .. Kai Kai Kai I'm allergic to such Mama was right sha

hahahaha i Got Job Na

Lalas247:

Make una no corrupt my virgin eyes Biko

i de look you with corner of my eye

Me: babe, there are 20 letters of the alphabets right



She: no, 26



Me: oh! I must have forgotten U R A Q T



she: that's 25 and its remaining one



Me: yeah I know, don't worry bout the 'D' I'd give yu later

me in thick voice :hello bae oba nki ooo
best pick up line ever