Try and sell it, alive, you will make more money than when its dead.

People eat it though... Shebi the Bible says kill and eat

imagine you people playing with epilepsy... now them go talk say na Buhari.. make i dey go

TourismMan:
This creature (I assume it's called Monitoring Lizard) was caught in my area this morning along Atimbo Road in Calabar, Cross River state. The area is a swampy one though. Just last week, humongous python measuring more than 12feet long was caught in the area too. Although people say this animal is just a little one, but the it is so big to me. The man who caught it is already looking for buyers and says he would sell it 10k or 8k last. He is at the mechanic workshop now waiting for the workshop boss to arrive. I guess today being holiday would really make sense to whoever gets to buy this.

Baba this is barely 4ft

DieBuhari:
You live in the zoo called Nigeria. You should know these things.

You are a fool

What will someone do with it?

Don't hurt it o

DieBuhari:

Nigeria is the world's biggest and most populated Zoo

Where Igbos are tarnishing its image globally. So Tay na to commit suicide for yonder to evade arrest! Oloshis

zaramgrand:
What will someone do with it?

Pepper soup nah!

yoruba call it awanriwan

will you eat it

DieBuhari:
You live in the zoo called Nigeria.
You should know these things.

Your parents live in Nigeria. You said Nigeria is a Zoo. Only animals live in Zoo. That means your parents are . . . . . . . . . .

DieBuhari:

Nigeria is the world's biggest and most populated Zoo

A dog can only give birth to a dog(puppy)..what animal gave birth to u in this zoo called Nigeria

TourismMan:


You paraphrase Nigeria to mean zoo. That is cool by you but to me, the entity still remains status quo...Nigeria.

Stay there and be forming patriotism. Suffering and smiling, you will die in silence

I no see the CPU and keyboard oo...u sure say na monitor lizard be that?

begwong:

Pepper soup nah!

That's disgusting o

DieBuhari:
You live in the zoo called Nigeria.
You should know these things.

We live in a Zoo where your father is the biggest Chipanzee Abi?.................Followers of that Coward called Nnandi Kanu wey no dey shame...............we for use am do independence.........idiot

DieBuhari:
What is it monitoring? LMAO.

monitoring your sense your moniker says it all

funlord:


That's a juvenile and these lizards have very dangerous bacteria in their saliva....if the mama catch una now....na emergency thread una go create next!

Story, if u eat this animal, u 'll neva want to eat chicken again.

Ninethmare:
When you live in the zoo you shouldnt be surprised seeing these creatures

Yesterday python
Today monitor lizard

Very soon Gorilla will be visiting

You mean Cross RIver is a zoo right?

This one is small ooo......have seen bigger ones before in Malete, Kwara State

Tell the person make him gree 5k make I come Crossover come carry am

small one joor

DieBuhari:

Nigeria is the world's biggest and most populated Zoo

Please respect yourself. Nigeria is not a zoo....




Nigeria is a jungle

funlord:


That's a juvenile and these lizards have very dangerous bacteria in their saliva....if the mama catch una now....na emergency thread una go create next!

the day i saw the bigger one i had to run cux even with weapons like cutlass i can't face it.

zaramgrand:

That's disgusting o

Look at you.. Nigerians eat more disgusting animals than this nah

TourismMan:


Yes! I don't think it is harmful although I heard the saliva is poisonous.

it is bro......

DieBuhari:
You live in the zoo called Nigeria.
You should know these things.

Buhari made the pythons in the Eastern part of the zoo dance recently. What a dance

Long live Nigeria!

DieBuhari:
You live in the zoo called Nigeria.
You should know these things.

DieBuhari:

Nigeria is the world's biggest and most populated Zoo

Haven't you finished dancing Egwu Eke in the zoo? Lol

DieBuhari:

Nigeria is the world's biggest and most populated Zoo

Says your runaway hero who has brainwashed the hell outta you

Let me guess, they would kill this poor lizard and use it for pepper soup as well, right?

Na wao for una! In naija, every animal, no matter how dirty and unclean, is an edible food


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