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The New Chemical Discovery Of Our Modern World by psucc(m): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2017
A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists

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Re: The New Chemical Discovery Of Our Modern World by ChineseBuggati3(m): 12:34pm On Oct 04, 2017
Funny but true
Re: The New Chemical Discovery Of Our Modern World by psucc(m): 1:46pm On Oct 04, 2017
ChineseBuggati3:
Funny but true
I hardly could fault a line
Re: The New Chemical Discovery Of Our Modern World by Dlionsheart: 1:57pm On Oct 04, 2017
You're a genius boy!

BUT WHO MADE THE DISCOVERY?

MAYBE HE/SHE IS ANOTHER MONGOPARK

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