I had to write GCE because i failed mathematic during my school cert. On getting to the area after some mix up, i had a guy who accommodated me, immediately i entered their compound there was a young gal of about 16 smiling sheepishly at me. As a young cat that saw fresh fish, i sharpally asked her out and she accepted meanwhile she had earlier rejected my host.
na so love take start o, until one fateful evening while she was with me in the room and the mum's voice rang out like sagem phones of those days,i stylish came out, sat by the door and kept watch, somehow she sneaked out and i was relieved.
But my relief was short-lived the next morning whn she told me her step-brother flogged her because one man ratted us out, all because he no longer has access to her privates since she fell in love with me and she has refused helping him cooked since that was the logic he used in sneaking the gal into his slaughter slab legally. then she said, her bro said, he is coming to deal with us, na so fear grip me because i be pikin for where the bros dey, and i heard he was a super duper cultist at Auchi poly then.
So a few days later while sweeping the room, someone just lifted the curtains and asked " na you dey this room?
I was silent and as he was vibrating like a block molding machine, my host walked in from the bathroom just because he forgot his sponge and he said raking in return, shouting "who is J (babe's name), is J even a girl one should date" all those stuff.
he say " guy clear road make we dey see front jare" so the guy accompanied him to the bathroom, holding ontop the towel he was tying while people where trying to calm them down and before you could say Lalasticlala, na so better slap land for my guy face, Instantly, the earth was without form and voice and darkness was upon the face of the deep while tears was streaming down my guy's face and that was how the whole issue was resolved with my guy's face

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Err.. Am I the only one not understanding?

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My Ex Sat On My Laps and My Babe passed by That Way... It Took 2weeks to Convince Her Nothing Happened

Me no understand ur story oo

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I'm finding it hard to understand?

Okay, I understand now.

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i once had dat experience, my elder brother and i were chasing one yoruba girl like dat. she was older dan me same age with my bro but d gal fancies me.
so one day i was in the room with her making all sorts of noises when one amebo neighbor call her parents, her parents called my dad and my dad started marching home like a soilder.
wasnt long my brother came into the pallor ( i was still in d room) sat down waiting for the girl to come out. immediately my dad marched in dragged him home and gave him the beating of a lifetime.
i just stroll come out
till today i have not told him i was in that house that day.