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Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by saintvc(m): 10:51am On Oct 10, 2017
RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY FUTURE WIFE
1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, her dad and her brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favourite)
2. My future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know what's going on between you and Jesus.
3. If my future wife wants to comment on any guy's post we
must first discuss about it.
4. My future wife is not allowed to work.. Cause
being with me is a full time job"
5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As
long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a
"wePhone".
6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching
her. If she laughs in her sleep I'm coming into her dreams to see what's so funny...
Am I caring??

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Papiikush: 10:56am On Oct 10, 2017
No offense but you'll die a single old virgin.

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 10:57am On Oct 10, 2017
The cave you are living I. Is affecting your brain my nigga.

I advice you come out of it asap!

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 10:58am On Oct 10, 2017
undecided ask yourself if you actually have a future with those aforementioned crap

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Evablizin(f): 10:59am On Oct 10, 2017
Kiki,OP you're not high this morning,if you are,i will know.
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:04am On Oct 10, 2017
Imaginations Got Limit...
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 10, 2017
I'm sorry op
I think ur brain is faulty
I'm sorry o.. but u could either go for surgery or get a new brain..
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:08am On Oct 10, 2017
OP is just being comic. grin

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:12am On Oct 10, 2017
Joker.grin

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Homeboiy: 11:16am On Oct 10, 2017
Leftover is bad
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 10, 2017
Rokia2:
The cave you are living I. Is affecting your brain my nigga.

I advice you come out of it asap!
Every other points he gave is not that bad, except the number 4 and 6.. The rest are normal..
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by WeirdoNg: 11:22am On Oct 10, 2017
Your future wife dey NL? undecided
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:22am On Oct 10, 2017
Typical of some people on Nairaland who don't know what a sarcastic thread is all about and bash the OPs of such threads!

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by namdyz(m): 11:26am On Oct 10, 2017
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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Samsimple(m): 11:28am On Oct 10, 2017
Delta weed making some people mad since 1959
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by tintingz(m): 11:31am On Oct 10, 2017
saintvc:
RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY FUTURE WIFE
1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, her dad and her brother (if you have two brother you better pick your favourite)
2. My future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know what's going on between you and Jesus.
3. If my future wife wants to comment on any guy's post we
must first discuss about it.
4. My future wife is not allowed to work.. Cause
being with me is a full time job"
5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As
long as we're together it's not an iPhone it's a
"wePhone".
6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I'm watching
her. If she laughs in her sleep I'm coming into her dreams to see what's so funny...
Am I caring??
Nope, you're not caring but insecure, archaic and troglodyte.

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Nobody: 11:42am On Oct 10, 2017
Who are you to give all these rules?
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by crunchyDope(m): 1:29pm On Oct 10, 2017
Lmao...funny guy...

the poster above me,.huh miss feminist.. yeah u a miss" go give satan a BJ ..okay? thanks
Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by hibiscus76(f): 4:57pm On Oct 10, 2017
I can read clearly the sarcasm in this post

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Re: Rules And Regulation For My Future Wife by Boxer007(m): 7:41pm On Oct 15, 2017
Rokia2:
The cave you are living I. Is affecting your brain my nigga.

I advice you come out of it asap!


^^fake butt. Remove the pillow case dear

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