There are particular sorts of persons grouped, that you'll find in a Nigerian lecture room. They are:



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1. The eye-glass human. Ya ya, they are supposed to be brilliant. I mean, computerized. In fact, anyone wearing that type of eye-glasses with ropes tied across, during exam periods, na their seat sure pass.

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2. The joker. At times, when they don't mean it to be funny, it gets funny, but when they deliberately try to be funny, , it so irritates that I feel like handling them with dry bones.
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3. Ovasabi must go to hell. You'll see them trying to make the rest duns, they'll raise up their hands ( no body asked them anything oo ) and they will start asking themselves uestions so that the lecturer will remember that topic and begin to ask his. ( Judas should have betrayed people like you )
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4. The Impress-sir. There must always be that boy or girl trying to impress the class. Lecturer asks: 'Sb should simply define economics.' The person will begin: 'With thorough scrutiny, even though impromptu, to elaborate without being flibbertigibertous, the term proposed is the study of homosapiens and its ecology and habitual pace, sifting barriers lampooning this race from meeting their needs.' And the lecturer will be like: 'clap for her with both hands and legs, dullards.' (Is this not why people die? )
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5. Lecturer mockery traders. These kinds of people can mock a lecturer with their last blood. Assuming a lecturer made a slight mistake. They may whisper it, then everyone laughs and lecturer would be like finding who the bastard is. When caught by chance, the lecturer will just be awarding him carry-overs in another lecturer's subject and dude will know no shit because, the lecturer was smarter having conspired with another lecturer to, so no suspicious thoughts. (now, who e dey pain? swine, na me baa?)
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6. I-no-want-problem type. L L. What's up na? You know yourselves. Smiles.
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7. I got wallet citizens., These types of people don't care what the lecturer do. They use money to sort their way in and out. They ever hardly visit lecture rooms except maybe they forgot their hair combs. Smiles. If they ever do., they discuss sth offtopics, 'bet9ja' , 'orientation' this and that..



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Well, these are few, their are more... Which class do you fall in?
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Origin: http://www.chatdom.com.ng/index.php?topic=41.msg43#msg43.

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olawalebabs, Richiez, Fynestboi

OK. Would have preferred being a 5 year apprentice for Donald Trump

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Lalasticlala come and choose one.

Lalasticlala, rocktation, richiez,

Nice observation

olaoluwa3124:
Nice observation

Thanks.