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Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Nedfed(m): 10:33pm On Oct 29, 2017
A new research by scientists state that whether you like it or not, smelling your partner’s farts will amazingly make you live longer.

A research team at the University of Exeter have discovered it is good for you to inhale your partner’s stinky farts as the gases in them can combat diseases.

So if you catch your partner eyeing you up weirdly tonight in bed, just sitting there waiting, you know why.

The study, published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications, analysed the impact of the gas hydrogen sulfide which humans produce in small amounts.

Although it was found to be noxious in large doses, researchers discovered that cellular exposure to small amounts of the gas can prevent mitochondrial damage which has many health implications.

One of the researchers, Dr. Mark Wood, said:

Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero.
Surprisingly the gas in farts can actually reduce the risk of several life threatening illnesses including cancer, stroke and heart attacks.

According to researchers, it has also been proven to prevent arthritis and dementia in old age.
Creating a new compound know as AP39, the team at the University believe this can hold the key to future therapies as it ensures that the body retains and produces the right amount of hydrogen sulfide.
Researchers claim that this compound can be delivered to targeted cells in the body and placed inside. Professor Matt Whiteman, from the university’s medical school, added:

When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide.

This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn’t happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation.

We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria.

Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive.
According to the scientists the research has shown that if AP39 is administered, in models of cardiovascular disease 80 percent of the heart’s mitochondria cells survive under highly destructive conditions.

Early results also that show that AP39 can help to lower high blood pressure and also dramatically improve the chances of survival after a heart attack by slowing the heartbeat making it more efficient.

The team are now working towards testing the compound in humans. This research is interesting but of course in its early stages with no real conclusions being made.

However, next time your partner has a go at your for farting, just tell them you are doing it out of the kindness of your heart.

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Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by RoyalBlak007: 10:36pm On Oct 29, 2017
♤...and I just

♤ had dinner undecided
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Donaldduke2019(m): 10:39pm On Oct 29, 2017
Lmao

Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by SweetWJ(m): 10:57pm On Oct 29, 2017
Scientist abi
Have they tested it themselves and lived longer than 200 yrs If yes, then the research is correct.
Small time we go hear say make pipo start to eat pooo and never die. I laugh in Swahili. grin

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Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Nobody: 11:02pm On Oct 29, 2017
Research You Say cool

Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by kingxsamz(m): 11:22pm On Oct 29, 2017
Nawa o..see mumu post
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by ChewingStick(m): 11:27pm On Oct 29, 2017
DeadRat:
Research You Say cool

Lol... and some kind fart can be smelling like deadrat grin
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by ufuosman(m): 11:34pm On Oct 29, 2017
Na people dey die young. Make dem find another lie talk
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Obinovictor(m): 11:38pm On Oct 29, 2017
There is nothing we will not hear...
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Nobody: 11:39pm On Oct 29, 2017
ChewingStick:

Lol... and some kind fart can be smelling like deadrat grin
undecided

Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by ChewingStick(m): 11:44pm On Oct 29, 2017
DeadRat:
undecided
Shebi I am the one giving you the smackdown? grin Perfect!
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Nobody: 11:48pm On Oct 29, 2017
ChewingStick:


Shebi I am the one giving you the smackdown? grin Perfect!
shebi you Be chewinstick. I Go Use You Clean My Goat Teeth now
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by ChewingStick(m): 11:55pm On Oct 29, 2017
DeadRat:
shebi you Be chewinstick. I Go Use You Clean My Goat Teeth now

Thar! Your Goat don baf?

So, nah you be that guy wey get goat as pet? cheesy
Re: Smelling Your Partner's Fart Will Give You Longer Life by Nedfed(m): 10:32am On Oct 30, 2017
SweetWJ:
Scientist abi
Have they tested it themselves and lived longer than 200 yrs If yes, then the research is correct.
Small time we go hear say make pipo start to eat pooo and never die. I laugh in Swahili. grin
You just try it and feed us back

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