A new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine revealed that people who smoke pot are a lot hornier than everyone else, and have more sex than those who think grass is crass and say no to the green.

"Usually, people assume the more frequently you smoke, the worse it could be when it came to sex, but in fact, we learned the opposite was true," said study author Dr. Michael Eisenberg, assistant professor of urology at Stanford University School of Medicine.

The women in the survey who don’t smoke weed said they had sex an average of six times in the four weeks leading up to the survey, but those who do get high on a daily basis reported having sex an average of 7.1 times. A small but mighty difference, my friends.

Likewise, men who don’t Bleep with weed had sex 5.6 times in the four weeks, whereas dudes who get high daily said they had sex 6.9 (haha) times.

Anyway, now that you know smoking weed gets you laid more, you better spark up, my friend. Your sex life will thank you.