19 Crazy Things That Goes Through A Girls Head When She Sleeps Over For The First Time

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The first time you sleep at your boyfriend’s house could either be planned or might just have happened by default.

Regardless of how you ended up sleeping over there, there are crazy things that go through your mind the first time you sleep over.

I mean you’re used to spreading yourself across your own bed and occasionally you drool when the dream is too good and now you’re sharing a whole bed with a man.

It can be nerve-wracking because you like this guy but you want to look like sleeping beauty the whole night. I bet that these 19 crazy thoughts have gone through your mind when you slept over.

1. So you get there and you wonder should I help in the kitchen?

 


2. How do I tell him I am hungry and I need food to survive since he has nothing but alcohol?




3. Thank God he only has one roommate and two bedrooms.

 


4. Can I put my legs up on his couch?


 

5. I wonder how big his bed is.


 

6. What if I fart while sleeping oh my goodness, the horror.


 

7. Should I make the first move or wait for him?




8. Oh, my goodness, he has a pet and I hate all animals.




9. I didn’t carry pyjamas will he let me borrow a shirt? What if I don’t fit because he is so skinny and I am thick AF.


 

10. Should I shower before I sleep so he knows how clean I am even if I don’t like showering at night when it’s this cold.


 

11. The bed is big enough but I want to cuddle all night, is that too needy?




12. OMG, I woke up first what should I do? Cook breakfast? But I hate cooking.


 

13. Morning breath is so bad and I can’t find the toothpaste.


 

14. I’ve been awake for so long and he isn’t waking up.




15. Are we spending the day together?




16. Man why does he have to play FIFA when I am here, I thought it was us time.


 

17. Damn, I should just storm out of this house and go home.


 

18. I hope I looked amazing when I was sleeping.





19. How will I pee and even worse if I want to poop?

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Paranoia. What if he sees my poo?

All these na for those Behind girls. Strong and sure girls like the ones in my hood no get time for rubbish.

Boring

If she visit an illesha man and prays she doesn't end up a money making machine

OP this is not Nigerian at all.

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Lolz

I slept over at my boss side chick house for days we just get up @7 fucck till its 8. then release. and sleep. get up again for another 2hrs. when it is night we go stroll and stroll and stuck up our reservoir.

Those memes don't fall in line at all.

hmmmmmmmm i have nothing to say...

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Those memes were reacting to the crazy stuffs and not depicting it...SIR!

CaptainJeffry:
Those memes don't fall in line at all.

CaptainJeffry:
Those memes don't fall in line at all.

Agreed.

I kept on reading over and over.

No effect.

Conclusion: very dry