David takes his motorbike to the bike shop and the clerk tells him that the gas tank lid is broken.

The clerk instructs David to seal the break with some vasaline whenever it starts to rain to prevent water from getting into the tank.

That night, David takes his motorbike to his girlfriend, Melissa's, house to meet her parents. As he pulls up, she comes to out to greet him and says "No matter what happens, don't say a word. Mom and Dad had a huge fight about the dishes twenty years ago andn they both refuse to do them. The first person who speaks at the dinner table has to do the dishes. So no matter what, just keep your mouth shut!"

With that, David is taken inside where he is introduced to Melissa's father and mother. After a few minutes, dinner is served at they all sit down at the table, where there is complete silence.

David can't resist but have some fun, so about halfway through the meal, he sticks his hand down Melissa's shirt and fondles her for a moment. Although both parents are infuriated, neither of them say a word.

After a few more minutes, David decides to have some more fun. He reaches over and gives Melissa's mother the biggest Frenchie he possibly can. Both Melissa and her father and outraged, but remain quiet.

Moments pass and everyone is silent. David is smiling, when outside it begins to rain. Remembering his broken gas tank seal, he takes his container of vasaline and stands up.

Looking scared to death, Melissa's father jumps up and screams "ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO THE F***ING DISHES!!!"

I could almost see the punchline at the end, but still it was a surprise.

damn that was funni, lmao

Popsy dey fear gay Mouth Gig.nice one.

lol he sure freaked the dad out "ouch"

good one

dammmmm.lol

So just to avoid doin dishes a future mother-in-law would take a dangerous french kiss from her futre son-in-law. Shame on u woman!

stage by stage j0kes are never funny anyway.
next

ok but cant gay people live in peace in dis country no more

mtchew

not particularly funny but interesting like OMG!!!

Studio is going gaywire. Wear him his stretch cloth somebody! With his body all covered up n his hands folded backwards lets watch him jones.

Lyssa
tis u dat will jones. . . . Winch

But u need the vaseline more than anyone here! I state the obvious n u attack me?

I dont have your time Lyssa
so Bounce!

Balls balls balls thats all u know n do these dayz so u bounce! Lol

Lol

^
His Royal Gayness STUDIO Cfr

yes
but I still love my Baby Girl

Thats his pet name?

I have a girl friend and girl friends i love. . Like and respect so much


and i still have a male boy friend too

Shh privacy naw. I know u swing both ways- make n female but must u spill every?

tis good i let u know now u toasting me
make e no be sey na when i don finally agree to your toasting and take u as my number 7th wife and give u belle u go come dey hit me for chest and begin ask why i didnt tell u before. .errm, U know now

lol! Tight joke,

Thanks Sylvex

Gaybe Studio has a gfriend that actually is a girl, but i am leaning heavily towards Gaybe not!

I have no idea what you've just said, but i'm inspired

:d

Nellyon:

Gaybe Studio has a gfriend that actually is a girl, but i am leaning heavily towards Gaybe not!

I concur.

My name in dia mouth like toothpaste. . . Always got something new they wanna gossip about me


Why Me?



@NELLYON
I thought we agreed not to talk to each other ever again. . . Why cant u stick to dat agreement?

Dear Studio,

Nobody would ever agree to anything you say that isn't:

I am g.ay(not that there is anything wrong with that, but i just wish u stop fooling around in the closet)
i am a fool
i suck
i am annoying

Gaybe this will clear the air.