I know a lot of  hungry looking guys would be offended when they see the header, I am sorry but I had Anthony Joshua on my mind while writing this.  So once again I apologize if this would bring down your ego to a level it should be anyway.

Don’t get me wrong, I don't have a beef with slim guys, they are wonderful people and I have a lot of guy friends who are slim. But I must ask where you were when your mates were building their muscles, why are you so comfortable with looking like suya on a stick, we don’t like that. 

Then when it’s time to yab a girl that she is flat or her boobs are like mosquito bites, they are the first to open their mouths like they actually have something to offer. Shut up bro!

I’ve been doing squats, working that sexy figure out, eating healthy, so what is their excuse? If they can’t lift weights how do they expect to lift me. 

What if we happen to be caught up in one of the impressive Lekki annual floods and the car can’t take us through, because omg I have seen some floods that could sink a ship. Mr Chopsticks over here won’t be able to piggy back me and I can't stand having my designer shoes and legs wet or maybe you expect to sit on my laps on our pre-wedding pictures abi. Because I don’t see a way you could lift this body of a goddess without peeing your pants.

Although I’ve had my fair share of slim guys, one at least, but trust me I'm not going back. In bed I had to move him around by myself like a Love Machine because the boy was so weak and he had the guts to ask if I actually enjoyed it whenever we were done. It was only his money that kept us together. Immediately the next money dispenser came around I gave him the red card. Well at least he got to tre the chance to find a lanky girl like himself and they’re getting married soon. no regrets whatsoever.

There is nothing more annoying than when a stick figure messages you on instagram, when your laps are even bigger than his entire body and he’ll be expecting you to reply. They should be hitting the gym and not your DM, dude build that muscle up before you think of building a relationship. Get a hold on your desired physique before you dream about grabbing my assets.

For those wondering why I am going on about slim guys, oh well it was because I got the gist that my neighbor who just got married was beating his wife, little wonder the poor lady is looking like something picked up from a ''bend down select" post. And her husband in question looks almost like a skeleton. I have not gotten the full gist yet but I will make sure I share it as soon as it gets to me. 

Moreover, a good number of the men I see maltreating their wives are scrawny fellows who have nothing to contribute to the family except their insecurities and inferiority complex.

by temi for sauceandsound(under temi's skirt)

temi is a rising video vixen who loves attention,enjoys expensive trips all over the world and would love to own her own private jet.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/temis-skirt-18/

What are we to do with all this now?


All this story did not stop the late Tagbo[May He rest in peace] from banging Caroline Danjuma

hmmmmmmmm

greiboy biko bring me my popcorn.dis thread go funny die.

TRASH!!

Feminazi spewing thrash as usual

Cheap

The only thing i can decipher from ur unnecessary long post is that you're a flat-chested almost yanshless olosho who take men as "money dispensers"

qui?

simijimi:
Feminazi spewing thrash as usual

simijimi:
Feminazi spewing thrash as usual

sauceandsound:
I know a lot of  hungry looking guys would be offended when they see the header, I am sorry but I had Anthony Joshua on my mind while writing this.  So once again I apologize if this would bring down your ego to a level it should be anyway.

Don’t get me wrong, I don't have a beef with slim guys, they are wonderful people and I have a lot of guy friends who are slim. But I must ask where you were when your mates were building their muscles, why are you so comfortable with looking like suya on a stick, we don’t like that. 

Then when it’s time to yab a girl that she is flat or her boobs are like mosquito bites, they are the first to open their mouths like they actually have something to offer. Shut up bro!

I’ve been doing squats, working that sexy figure out, eating healthy, so what is their excuse? If they can’t lift weights how do they expect to lift me. 

What if we happen to be caught up in one of the impressive Lekki annual floods and the car can’t take us through, because omg I have seen some floods that could sink a ship. Mr Chopsticks over here won’t be able to piggy back me and I can't stand having my designer shoes and legs wet or maybe you expect to sit on my laps on our pre-wedding pictures abi. Because I don’t see a way you could lift this body of a goddess without peeing your pants.

Although I’ve had my fair share of slim guys, one at least, but trust me I'm not going back. In bed I had to move him around by myself like a Love Machine because the boy was so weak and he had the guts to ask if I actually enjoyed it whenever we were done. It was only his money that kept us together. Immediately the next money dispenser came around I gave him the red card. Well at least he got to tre the chance to find a lanky girl like himself and they’re getting married soon. no regrets whatsoever.

There is nothing more annoying than when a stick figure messages you on instagram, when your laps are even bigger than his entire body and he’ll be expecting you to reply. They should be hitting the gym and not your DM, dude build that muscle up before you think of building a relationship. Get a hold on your desired physique before you dream about grabbing my assets.

For those wondering why I am going on about slim guys, oh well it was because I got the gist that my neighbor who just got married was beating his wife, little wonder the poor lady is looking like something picked up from a ''bend down select" post. And her husband in question looks almost like a skeleton. I have not gotten the full gist yet but I will make sure I share it as soon as it gets to me. 

Moreover, a good number of the men I see maltreating their wives are scrawny fellows who have nothing to contribute to the family except their insecurities and inferiority complex.

by temi for sauceandsound(under temi's skirt)

temi is a rising video vixen who loves attention,enjoys expensive trips all over the world and would love to own her own private jet.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/temis-skirt-18/

read temi's next post on sauceandsound (under temi's skirt)

I'm not slim, so I'm excluded.

Daddykross

sauceandsound:
I know a lot of  hungry looking guys would be offended when they see the header, I am sorry but I had Anthony Joshua on my mind while writing this.  So once again I apologize if this would bring down your ego to a level it should be anyway.

Don’t get me wrong, I don't have a beef with slim guys, they are wonderful people and I have a lot of guy friends who are slim. But I must ask where you were when your mates were building their muscles, why are you so comfortable with looking like suya on a stick, we don’t like that. 

Then when it’s time to yab a girl that she is flat or her boobs are like mosquito bites, they are the first to open their mouths like they actually have something to offer. Shut up bro!

I’ve been doing squats, working that sexy figure out, eating healthy, so what is their excuse? If they can’t lift weights how do they expect to lift me. 

What if we happen to be caught up in one of the impressive Lekki annual floods and the car can’t take us through, because omg I have seen some floods that could sink a ship. Mr Chopsticks over here won’t be able to piggy back me and I can't stand having my designer shoes and legs wet or maybe you expect to sit on my laps on our pre-wedding pictures abi. Because I don’t see a way you could lift this body of a goddess without peeing your pants.

Although I’ve had my fair share of slim guys, one at least, but trust me I'm not going back. In bed I had to move him around by myself like a Love Machine because the boy was so weak and he had the guts to ask if I actually enjoyed it whenever we were done. It was only his money that kept us together. Immediately the next money dispenser came around I gave him the red card. Well at least he got to tre the chance to find a lanky girl like himself and they’re getting married soon. no regrets whatsoever.

There is nothing more annoying than when a stick figure messages you on instagram, when your laps are even bigger than his entire body and he’ll be expecting you to reply. They should be hitting the gym and not your DM, dude build that muscle up before you think of building a relationship. Get a hold on your desired physique before you dream about grabbing my assets.

For those wondering why I am going on about slim guys, oh well it was because I got the gist that my neighbor who just got married was beating his wife, little wonder the poor lady is looking like something picked up from a ''bend down select" post. And her husband in question looks almost like a skeleton. I have not gotten the full gist yet but I will make sure I share it as soon as it gets to me. 

Moreover, a good number of the men I see maltreating their wives are scrawny fellows who have nothing to contribute to the family except their insecurities and inferiority complex.

by temi for sauceandsound(under temi's skirt)

temi is a rising video vixen who loves attention,enjoys expensive trips all over the world and would love to own her own private jet.

https://www.sauceandsound.com/temis-skirt-18/

The way many guys "body shame" ladies is repulsive. Ironically, they don't look perfect themselves.

Last time I checked mark Zuckerberg and bill gate have slim body

So what's this one saying

Worst is op might be looking like first element for periodic table

lefulefu:
greiboy biko bring me my popcorn.dis thread go funny die.

nairaland house of commotion

Good evening bro

greiboy:

nairaland house of commotion

Good evening bro

haha na really nairaland house of commotion .a warm evening to u my brother.

lefulefu:
haha na really nairaland house of commotion .a warm evening to u my brother.

hope the e warriors arrive soon

Khd95:
Last time I checked mark Zuckerberg and bill gate have slim body

So what's this one saying

Worst is op might be looking like first element for periodic table

though zukerberg and bill gates dont look hungry. First element of the periodic table kwa? ...my belle ooo.

greiboy:
hope the e warriors arrive soon

u no dey see d bullets wey don already dey fly.dem don come na.

Blackhawk01:
Dad dykross

Op ti ya wayray nii. Mtcheew

TRASH!!!!

slim guys are my spec
I love em slim and tall...
Blackhawk01 what's your spec

Whoever read this nonsense, please summerise for me

Skinny men are hung!!!

E be lyk say slim aboki man neva handle Ur small yannsh b4 abii

This is actually funny

QueenSekxy:
slim guys are my spec
I love em slim and tall...
Blackhawk01 what's your spec

greiboy:

QueenSekxy:

lol You aren't serious It is because I am slim now

Op i wonder where u meet ur type of skinny guys, being slim doesnt mean lookin hungry... Wiz khalifa, tyga, wizkid, justin beiber are all slim dudes...

greiboy:
lol You aren't serious It is because I am slim now

lol..far from that,, naturally,I have a thing for slim guys