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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Yemike(m): 8:04am On Dec 06
O.P forgot to add:
* Wearing crazy jean
* Using headset
* Barbing of any hairstyle apart from low cut and scodo
* Beards
* Dressing like a student.






This mumu SARS still trouble me yesterday.






OFFICER: Bring your phone
ME: Take
OFFICER: Oya unlock am
(I unlocked it and give it to him)
OFFICER: Wetin dey inside your bag
ME: Nah some few cloth nah
OFFICER: Bring am
ME: Take
OFFICER: Why alert come plenty for your phone like this?
ME: I used the money for some stuff
OFFICER: Where you dey come from?
ME: From my friend in Offa I'm going back to Oye
OFFICER: Your friend nah male or female
ME: Officer that one nah my biz nah
OFFICER: You dey craze
ME: Sorry sir
OFFICER: I know say u be yahoo boy. You don hide all your pics abi?
ME: I know sabi yahoo oga. I dey okay with the little things I get.
OFFICER: Oya where my own money nah, I see as you dey withdraw money.
ME: Oga as you see me so I no get money o.
OFFICER: You no go leave here today o.
(The driver and the remaining passengers have started murmuring that they'll leave me behind.)
After so muck talk the officer collect 1k




And the officers don high. As dem dey talk dem dey sip Wine.




SARS MUST BE SCRAPPED!!!

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by yanshDoctor: 8:07am On Dec 06
hey people, Hozier is one poor haggard looking boy from the north. probably using a java phone.

sars always look for loophole to nail their victim so they can collect the money. the start with yahoo boy, then they move to cultism, from there ID card, just anything to nail you down.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ruffDiamond: 8:08am On Dec 06
chilet4cici:
I don't know how to say this because of shame, please nairlanders i need help with my rent as am typing now my land lady has given me till Saturday or throw me out i have been able to get who will buy my phone for 20k all i need is just about 15k please anyone that can help me with anything no amount is little. God will bless you
na yr type SARS dey find ...going from thread to thread typing this poo...your cup go soon full..scammer oshi

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Realali(f): 8:15am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry

If you or your father or any of your family is a SASR they shall die in the hand of arm robber if none of them is a SASR you or any of them will surly die in the hand of SASR in Jesus name Amen

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by bidexolumanish(m): 8:15am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
laptop is now a scam machine, oga are u related to Rochas okorocha?

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ruffDiamond: 8:15am On Dec 06
InfinixMine:


Carrying a laptop is a criminal offence? You forgot your sense of reasoning while your fingers typed...

February this year 5000 naira was paid to bail me at police station because I couldn't produce the receipt of my laptop I got as a gift 2 years ago, laptop that was brought from the States.


Your mumu is intelligent!
the guy fit be one of these stupid dumb prim and proper Colo type or one of the hypocrite Chosen, Deeper sh*t or irredeemable Redeemed sheeple member.. you can never tell..

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by jamariwolf(f): 8:15am On Dec 06
Just be a youth and a non-influencial or poor Nigerian.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Tender1(m): 8:20am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry

IF I MEET YOU IN PERSON, I'LL PLOCK OUT YOUR THROAT.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Daeylar(f): 8:22am On Dec 06
Fvcknames:
1. Being A Pedestrian
2. Being A Driver
3. Being A Cyclist
4. Having A Phone
5. Being A Youth
6. Not Being A Youth
7. Living

This is the most accurate list.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Jerryojozy(m): 8:22am On Dec 06
Chicagoesontop:
I have stayed in other people's country without any form of embarrassment from their police, one day i came to Lagos, lodged in a hotel at Festac, the following morning i was on a bike to meet up with my appointment, Sars people stopped me asked me to pay the bike man by force, they searched me and collected my 2 phones, i showed them my passport that i just came to Nija yesterday, instead the man gave me a thunderous slap asking me to show them where i kept the drugs i smuggled into the country , from there they asked me if i am a yahoo boy and how much i have collected from white men since this year .. i was surprised because i showed them my passport, my ID card and my complimentary card .. After everything shaaa they collected 3k from me after delaying me ... What a shame for just 3k oooo ...
Hahaha...see as my colleagues de ask wetin de make me laugh like this."show them where I kept the drugs I smuggled into the country.... how much I have collected to on white men since this year"



Genius J

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by virus05(m): 8:24am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
you're a fool guy. I'm a business guy and anywhere I go I have to take my laptop with me incase of emergency work for money. When did carrying laptops around become a crime

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Hotzone: 8:24am On Dec 06
Nonsense. All these fraudulent e-rats yelling endsars, God will punish u any day u need police for help!
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by efilefun(m): 8:25am On Dec 06
DavidEsq:

Its actually empty no brain at all, person wey dem suppose use do target test for barracks
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by bqlekan(m): 8:25am On Dec 06
bareal:


You are the real definition of wickedness grin
sheybi we want to #endSars by force.. Why not take it to the streets. Mind you, I'm giving out the shirts free of charge. And it's high grade Ralph Lauren polo shirts grin
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by tunary(m): 8:27am On Dec 06
chilet4cici:
I don't know how to say this because of shame, please nairlanders i need help with my rent as am typing now my land lady has given me till Saturday or throw me out i have been able to get who will buy my phone for 20k all i need is just about 15k please anyone that can help me with anything no amount is little. God will bless you
Send me your bank details
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by SOFTENGR: 8:27am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ewebiodun: 8:30am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
Like seriously WTF, r u f****""g kidding me. Pls tell me u being sarcastic, if not the thunder wet go fire u just dey chop akpu angry angry

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by kenx1(m): 8:31am On Dec 06
Welcome to 9ja where a laptop is more dangerous than a GUN

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by plerry: 8:33am On Dec 06
Hozier:


90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.
wisdom is profitable to direct, so an architect or a computer scientist that works on laptop day in day out should be in fear to go out with his own possession and i guess you are saying our women should always be putting on burka and to hell with our freedom of expression right?, many are mad but few are roaming
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by IamUdo(m): 8:36am On Dec 06
Then make we dey waka with land line and gorimakpa...
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by ThatQuietGuy: 8:37am On Dec 06
Hozier:


90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.
I'm really curious about some people's"thought process".
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by iamjavadem: 8:37am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
You have a future at SARS, try and pick their enrollment form.

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by tunize(m): 8:39am On Dec 06
Sapiosexuality:
Stop all these nonsense tacit support. Is it the duty of the sick men SARS to look after that? Is there a provision in the law for immoral appearances? Stop this tacit support for those idiots! For me, I know any day they stop me, not a dime is going to leave my pocket. Why are people scared of these idiots? You guys should grow some self worth and stop supporting nonsense! To even suggest that sanity has to do with your looks places a big question
mark on your intelligence.
Bros pray dem nor stop u nor b better experience cos dis mouth u jst mke so my broda u go beg(my advice no go do anyhw oooh dem fit kill u lie sey u be cultist case closr who don die don die.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by donqx: 8:46am On Dec 06
really
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by olowobaba10: 8:46am On Dec 06
YOU'RE JUST VERY STUPID, WHERE AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN TO? MAY BE YOUR FAMILY IS ONE OF THEM, slowpoke.
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Badman77: 8:47am On Dec 06
@Hozier
D guys armbit must be smelling,
He is d type dt has never travelled b4,and has no idea
Of what life is like around d world.

How can a country that cant give u common electricity tell u what to wear?

Criminals should be taken to court and let d law do d DUE!
dont treat Nigerians like animals.
As 4 Hozier,btw now and 24th Dec,either u or 1 member of ur family will be shot by SARS!
#ISIEWU

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by alufahh1982: 8:50am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
you are simply an Animal,,,, a stark illiterate

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Livefreeordieha(m): 8:54am On Dec 06
Chicagoesontop:
I have stayed in other people's country without any form of embarrassment from their police, one day i came to Lagos, lodged in a hotel at Festac, the following morning i was on a bike to meet up with my appointment, Sars people stopped me asked me to pay the bike man by force, they searched me and collected my 2 phones, i showed them my passport that i just came to Nija yesterday, instead the man gave me a thunderous slap asking me to show them where i kept the drugs i smuggled into the country , from there they asked me if i am a yahoo boy and how much i have collected from white men since this year .. i was surprised because i showed them my passport, my ID card and my complimentary card .. After everything shaaa they collected 3k from me after delaying me ... What a shame for just 3k oooo ...
ahhh festac...That our area is notorious nahhh but there are niggies who have them in their pockets though...And they snitch on themselves....Sars will even tell u that if u aren't a yahoo boy u shud atleast knw people who are...Why not allow them burst ur friends so they can settle u from the raid...That is why now yahoo boys na have their own sars men...

To resnitch the snitch����

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Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by GetMeRight: 8:55am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
This is where you didn't employ common sense in your rants: what then happens to such individuals? They would collect money from them and free them, even if they are criminals. You see, my friend?
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by IForgotMyLoginD(f): 8:55am On Dec 06
My dear, it's because they are the latest armed robbers in town o. That's why people coorperate
Better to give them what will choke them in future than to lose your life o. I take God beg you. No do agidi with trigger happy SARS men o. Biko.

Sapiosexuality:
For me, I know any day they stop me, not a dime is going to leave my pocket. Why are people scared of these idiots?
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by jamariwolf(f): 8:56am On Dec 06
Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs. angry
clear rubbish.
Re: 7 Things That Can Get You Into Trouble With The Police(SARS) by Hautside(m): 8:56am On Dec 06
Hozier:


90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers, little wonder they are the ones at the forefront of recent spate of attacks on the SARS operatives.
95% of boys going around with laptops, especially those wearing ugly tact less tattoos are big time 419ners and theives, they deserve whatever punishment they get for soiling the image of this country in the mud.
4 in every 5 girl dressing indecently is either a prostitute or a member of robbery syndicate terrorizing this country.

We all should rally around our heroes working day and night to rid us of these snakes & scourges terrorizing our beloved country.


If 90% of boys driving cars are thieves and scammers then All the boys driving cars,including Davido, wizkid etc, should be arrested and taken to court
If 95% of boys going around with laptops are thieves then All the boys with laptops including people doing sim card registration, should be arrested and taken to court
If 4 out of 5 girls dressing Indecently is a prostitute then All the indecent dressers including Tiwa Savage and some other artists should be arrested

Infact, Everybody should be arrested!!! To avoid being arrested, All boys should take danfo, ladies should wear Iro and Buba and We should no longer use laptops.

You Just spoke like a typical Nigeria Police Officer.

Come o, Are we allowed to Use Iphones too? grin grin grin

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