mrdickhead:
lol he must be a very funny dad ,hope now you no more cry when he declares himself the winner

He's late now. But he was like a big kid. He'd watch cartoons with us as well as wrestling. He loved it so much, he'd take the TV with him to work on Saturdays.
That thing used to vex me ehn, like what are we kids supposed to do now when you have taken the TV with you.

shaybebaby:

He's late now. But he was like a big kid. He'd watch cartoons with us as well as wrestling. He loved it so much, he'd take the TV with him to work on Saturdays.
That thing used to vex me ehn, like what are we kids supposed to do now when you have taken the TV with you.

may his soul rest in peace,,,lol seriously I gave up on your dad,carrying tv to work,,,like my father will say he didn't play enough when he was a kid hehehe.

but wait oooo,you mean he carry tv to work

Blackhawk01 report here,why viewing,it is a crime to view and go

i did something that pissed my mom off...and she struck my head with an empty maltina bottle...was 9/10. weird right??
i love my mama so much.

mrdickhead:
Blackhawk01 report here,why viewing,it is a crime to view and go

Blackhawk01:

I dey follow you like your village witch

mrdickhead:
may his soul rest in peace,,,lol seriously I gave up on your dad,carrying tv to work,,,like my father will say he didn't play enough when he was a kid hehehe.

but wait oooo,you mean he carry tv to work

Thanks hun.

Yes he did when wrestlemania/royal rumble was on.

This obviously was only on the Saturdays he had to work (was a pharmacist)

mrdickhead:
I dey follow you like your village witch

Hian! Get back! Village witch no get business with city witch.

This happened 17 years back, but it's still funny

Neigbour and dad were gisting and I was beside them staring at neighbor as he's enjoying his fresh looking oranges while I was staring at him and salivating, wishing I was the one consuming the oranges...neighbor asked me whether I was interested, I said yes and he gave me...didn't say thank you before finishing the orange. Pman was furious, then this conversation ensued;

Dad: Ade!
Me: Sir
Dad: walo ra nkan wa fun mi (come and get something for me)
Dad: *stood up and went inside*
Me: *followed him like a zombie*
Dad: *Hiding behind the door*
Me: where are you dad?
Dad: *pounced on me like a lion while beating the daylight outta me*
If I hear "fem", consider yourself dead

I saw my dead grannies that day


We are best of pals now...

When i remember I'll modify

Divay22:
When i remember I'll modify

abeg drop the gist now now jare

Blackhawk01:


Hian! Get back! Village witch no get business with city witch.

I will not go back in Jesus name

shaybebaby:

Thanks hun.

Yes he did when wrestlemania/royal rumble was on.

This obviously was only on the Saturdays he had to work (was a pharmacist)

lol but still weird

mrdickhead:
I will not go back in Jesus name

Hahahaha

All these spirikoko brodas ehn... Broda dickhead, oya catch me if you can.

comradespade:
This happened 17 years back, but it's still funny

Neigbour and dad were gisting and I was beside them staring at neighbor as he's enjoying his fresh looking oranges while I was staring at him and salivating, wishing I was the one consuming the oranges...neighbor asked me whether I was interested, I said yes and he gave me...didn't say thank you before finishing the orange. Pman was furious, then this conversation ensued;

Dad: Ade!
Me: Sir
Dad: walo ra nkan wa fun mi (come and get something for me)
Dad: *stood up and went inside*
Me: *followed him like a zombie*
Dad: *Hiding behind the door*
Me: where are you dad?
Dad: *pounced on me like a lion while beating the daylight outta me*
If I hear "fem", consider yourself dead

I saw my dead grannies that day


We are best of pals now...

lolz,so you be longer throat kid

Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha

All these spirikoko brodas ehn... Broda dickhead, oya catch me if you can.

where can you go from my presence,nowhere jejele come and meet me in the other room

mrdickhead:
lolz,so you be longer throat kid

Shhhhhh.

No loud am

comradespade:




Shhhhhh.

No loud am

ok I no talk again

shaybebaby:

Thanks hun.

Yes he did when wrestlemania/royal rumble was on.

This obviously was only on the Saturdays he had to work (was a pharmacist)

May his soul rest in peace!

But wait ooo this ur papa dey make me laugh oo

Wait oo u seriously mean he carried the tv to work every saturday's

See The Way This Lady Is Driving Her Man Crazy With Her 'Selling Point'
Ladies always have a way of driving men crazy with their selling point....lol
Click the below to see pictures serious ones oh lol girls enh
http://www.mpbaze.com.ng/2017/03/see-way-this-lady-is-driving-her-man.html?m=1

See The Way This Lady Is Driving Her Man Crazy With Her 'Selling Point'
Ladies always have a way of driving men crazy with their selling point....lol
Click the below to see pictures serious ones oh lol girls enh
http://www.mpbaze.com.ng/2017/03/see-way-this-lady-is-driving-her-man.html?m=1

elyna:
my dad advicing me to get married at 18 and promising to sponsor the wedding, its still the funniest thing till date. he even asked to meet my boyfriend unfortunately i haven't started dating then, he would answer my calls and ask any male caller what is your relationship with my daughter, it was annoying at first, as the only girl he was desperate. im still not married. and he's still waiting.

Waooooooo!
Ermmmm...what are u waiting for?

mrdickhead:
lol,,,biko go and marry and give dad grand children,,,,he shouldn't be waiting for long

he already has a grandchild from big bro, he wasn't happy when big bro married, but he's pressuring me to, i doubt if I'll be ready in 5years time, im not cut out for all those stress and drama.

mrdickhead:
lol,,,biko go and marry and give dad grand children,,,,he shouldn't be waiting for long

he already has a grandchild from big bro, he wasn't happy when big bro married, but he's pressuring me to, i doubt if I'll be ready in 5years time, im not cut out for all those stress and drama. he hasn't started waiting.

luminouz:
Waooooooo! Ermmmm...what are u waiting for?

im not ready im scared of marriage.

elyna:
he already has a grandchild from big bro, he wasn't happy when big bro married, but he's pressuring me to, i doubt if I'll be ready in 5years time, im not cut out for all those stress and drama. he hasn't started waiting.

since it is like this,then I'm waiting for you anytime you are ready just let me know so I will come and marry you

who knows maybe you are directly typing with your future husband

mrdickhead:
since it is like this,then I'm waiting for you anytime you are ready just let me know so I will come and marry you

who knows maybe you are directly typing with your future husband

loool my dad musnt see this.

elyna:
loool my dad musnt see this.

hahaha,dad ke,he will be the most happiest man at the moment

elyna:
im not ready im scared of marriage.

Why are u scared??

Alero3Arubi:
My father remembers offences from before existence.
My mother creates errands that are unending.
Between me and my parents I can't grow fat.

after marriage, u will get fat

My dad really knows how to mimic people's voice, makes me laugh so hard .

Martin0:


May his soul rest in peace!

But wait ooo this ur papa dey make me laugh oo

Wait oo u seriously mean he carried the tv to work every saturday's

Noooooooo.... The tv carried him to work