Top 10 Adventurous Sexual Things A Guy Should Do Before Getting Married.

To keep a happy marriage and a sweet home, I've compiled a list of things a guy needs to do before marriage.
If you do all these before marriage, you will have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you have done it all. My opinion though, some men are born to cheat.

I have no English to waste, let's get started.


1. Finger a Punny

2. Bleep your girlfriend or Ex-girlfriend's friend

3. Force a girl to sex(Not rape but almost rape)

4. Ask two sisters out

5. Suck a kitty cat once or more

6. Bleep two different girls same day

7. Attempt anal sex

8. Have sex with a girl in her house

9. Bleep a girl you toast that very day

10. Attempt all night sex

If you have not done all these it's not too late, make sure you do at least 8 before you marry.

It may interest you to know I've done all the 10 and more i didn't add.

Your free to add your own.

Okay.

is that all?

Ifesinachi22:
Top 10 Adventurous Sexual Things A Guy Should Do Before Getting Married.

To keep a happy marriage and a sweet home, I've compiled a list of things a guy needs to do before marriage.
If you do all these before marriage, you will have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you have done it all. My opinion though, some men are born to cheat.

I have no English to waste, let's get started.


1. Finger a Punny

2. Bleep your girlfriend or Ex-girlfriend's friend

3. Force a girl to sex(Not rape but almost rape)

4. Ask two sisters out

5. Suck a kitty cat once or more

6. Bleep two different girls same day

7. Attempt anal sex

8. Have sex with a girl in her house

9. Bleep a girl you toast that very day

10. Attempt all night sex

If you have not done all these it's not too late, make sure you do at least 8 before you marry.

It may interest you to know I've done all the 10 and more i didn't add.

Your free to add your own.

U'r not making sense

Saying shiits at this time of the day

And at this critical time

There's no fuel

BTW u need to be arrested, where did you see fuel to charge ur phone

Look up at my phone

jericco1:
is that all?

You can add your own dear

jericco1:
is that all?

You can add your own dear

Ifesinachi22:
Top 10 Adventurous Sexual Things A Guy Should Do Before Getting Married.

To keep a happy marriage and a sweet home, I've compiled a list of things a guy needs to do before marriage.
If you do all these before marriage, you will have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you have done it all. My opinion though, some men are born to cheat.

I have no English to waste, let's get started.


1. Finger a Punny

2. Bleep your girlfriend or Ex-girlfriend's friend

3. Force a girl to sex(Not rape but almost rape)

4. Ask two sisters out

5. Suck a kitty cat once or more

6. Bleep two different girls same day

7. Attempt anal sex

8. Have sex with a girl in her house

9. Bleep a girl you toast that very day

10. Attempt all night sex

If you have not done all these it's not too late, make sure you do at least 8 before you marry.

It may interest you to know I've done all the 10 and more i didn't add.

Your free to add your own.

At a bleak tomorrow!, if the likes are 'the leaders of tomorrow'

People like you, after getting married, na so so girl dem dey born. You will now behave like a frustrated mad man after a spawn of Belial like you do number 3, 7 & 8 to your child. Should we not flog you now, so that this rubbish will leave your life?

what a pile of rubbish (let alone criminal acts) this demon is writing here.... but hey, if these are your top ten sexual fantasies, then i certainly DO feel sorry for your kind... but for all real "sane" Nigerian men out there, here are MBJ's top 10 sexual fantasies that you should achieve before remotely thinking of getting married:

1: have a 3some/moresome (2 women or more)
2: have sex outside the bedroom (kitchen floor etc)
3: have sex in your car
4: have outdoor sex (at the beach, in a park etc)
5: have sex with different ethnic women (white, latinas, asians etc)
6: have sex with an older sexy woman
7: have "undercover: sex in a crowded place (club etc)
8: have sex like a p0rnstar by treating her like a wh0re and cuuming on her face etc (yep....)
9: have ROLE PLAY sex


and last but not least, since we know that the majority of brothas cant get their women to the promise land, 10: make their women have an 0rgasm or multiple