A busload of politicians were
driving down a country road,
when suddenly the bus ran off
the road and crashed into an old
farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his
tractor and went to investigate.
Soon he dug a hole and buried
the politicians. A few days later,
the local sheriff came out, saw
the crashed bus and asked the
old farmer where all the
politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had
buried them.
The sheriff asked the old
farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL
dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some
of them said they weren't, but
you know how them crooked
politicians lie."

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