What are the funniest lines you've ever heard in music.
I tie a rope on my peenis and jump from a tree. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?-eminem just don't give a phuck
#Boys are not smiling.

'got a chineese chic, had to leave her quick, cos she kept bootlegging ma shiit' jay-z, girls, girls, girls.
'i bag dad like Iraq' Papoose

Kanye West's best line of his career:

My apologies, are you into as-trology?
cos, ehmm. . . I'm trying to make it to Ur-anu$!

astrology = study of planets.
Uranus = 7th planet from the sun.
The wordplay with a$$[/b]trology & UR[b]anu$ = CLASSIC!!!!

ritchboy:

Kanye West's best line of his career:

My apologies, are you into as-trology?
cos, ehmm. . . I'm trying to make it to your-anu$!

astrology = study of planets.
Uranus = 7th planet from the sun.
The wordplay with a$$[/b]trology & your[b]anu$ = CLASSIC!!!!

hahahaha Ye is crazy

hehehe

Lmfao. Dats 1 serious wordplay

Oh That Was Your Girl?
I Thought I Recognized Her.

Drake - Bed Rock

no one else can crack you up like them D-block nuggaz. . .

A classic example of why Jada is my favourite rapper:

Listen i'mma leave you right where you stand/
have the ambulance/ pass ur timberlands/ off right to ur man/
cos he pu$$¥, he aint gon do nuttin but look/
When it come to beef, he dont wan' do nuttin but cook/
as soon as the chrome scope him/ right there two in the dome smoking/
'Kiss keep funeral homes open/

. . . and why L.O.X. are my favourite crew:

i've been drunk most of my life, dont ask me why/
through 9th grade i didnt go to high skool, i went to skool high/ - Sheek

we got a mean team/ hip hop dream team/
You boys iz only in the projects on GREEN SCREEN!/ - Styles/Jada

fukcing GENIUS!
you just gotta love these cats!!

ritchboy:

Kanye West's best line of his career:

My apologies, are you into as-trology?
cos, ehmm. . . I'm trying to make it to your-anu$!

astrology = study of planets.
Uranus = 7th planet from the sun.
The wordplay with a$$[/b]trology & your[b]anu$ = CLASSIC!!!!

Nothing classic about played-out generic wordplay.

Only a mugu like Ritchboy would start explaining lyrics that are self-explanatory. . . . . abi you think we are in nursery school here?

Eminem r D12 will crack u up like Comedians. . . . .
'Slim Anu$. . . . U r damn right, Slim anu$/ I don't get Zap.e.d in Mine like u 2 flaming gay.gots' - Eminem - Marshal.

'At the stop-the-violence Rally, I blast Gats' - Proof(RIP)
I'l be back wiv more.

90% of the funniest quotes come from eminem and d12!
At a peace talk i'll be the first to beef, the first to squeeze-D12

See this contemporary dunce called Ibime. . .
How many people on this forum are familiar with Uranus and/or astrology?
If i was talking to like-minds i wouldnt have to explain. . . But since 98% of Nairaland's contingent are as intellectually challenged as you i dont have much of a choice.
Now drop a line or go and analyse gay p0rn with ur buddies.

ritchboy:

See this contemporary dunce called Ibime. . .
How many people on this forum are familiar with Uranus and/or astrology?
If i was talking to like-minds i wouldnt have to explain. . . But since 98% of Nairaland's contingent are as intellectually challenged as you i dont have much of a choice.

ure a fuckn joke. .lmao!
Did u really mean the uranus astrology question?
That sh.it is very clear and explanatory!
Nothn complex abeg!

U even went ahead to yab nairalanders,cos u think ure smarter!
If ur being smart make u feel like mongo park wen u discover simple wordplays,then check urself!

So much 4 empty arrogance!

#itsnaija

Cause you F**K me, Don't mean you can kiss me

Rick Ross(Billionaire).



This Monkey is Swagger-less,

Rick Ross(Kiss My Pinky Ring, Curly).
Dissing Song to 50 Rubbish,

tosinaded@:

ure a fuckn joke. .lmao!
Did u really mean the uranus astrology question?
That sh.it is very clear and explanatory!
Nothn complex abeg!

U even went ahead to yab nairalanders,cos u think ure smarter!
If your being smart make u feel like mongo park wen u discover simple wordplays,then check urself!

So much 4 empty arrogance!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . DEATH!!!!

Ritchboy, are you listening?. . . . please save your ABC explanations for Kindergarten kids. . . . because you mumu, you think say everybody mumu like you?

[Bizarre]
This nine'll turn a softy to a hard rock
It'll make Jehovah witnesses think b4 they knock (Sorry sorry)
It'll make your grandmother come out of her purse
It'll make Limp Bizkit get rid of Fred Durst
It'll make Holyfield start fighting
It'll make Ma$e say Bleep church and then go back to writin
It'll make Shyne say that he sounds like Biggie Smalls
It'll make R. Kelly give respect to Aaron Hall
It'll make Christopher Reeves start walkin
It'll make a dog with no voice suddenly start barkin
It'll make a nun turn into a filthy slut
It'll make the hardest pitbull turn into a fuckin mutt
It'll make a Muslim dye his hair blonde
It'll make a redneck start to read the holy Koran
It'll make Ike stop beatin Tina
It'll make Slim Shady fall back in love with Christina


D-12------Pistol

@Ibime/the other m0ron
yall are vintage examples of neglected imbecil€$. . . If anyone is in doubt about free health-care, he should look no further than ur case.
I didnt tell anyone 5+5=10 or something you'd expect everyone to know. . . Uranus is not a planet everyone is familiar with, you can ask your mothers.
Go and start a poll asking if users are familiar with astrology/the names of all the planets in the solar system. . . The results will surely prove you are both retarded.

@ritchboy

You've actually got a point you know.
Modenine fans think planets are bigger than stars.

omo dem plenty oooo, while i am thinking here is one

"Wife told me to cut down on my cheatin// Started fu*kin midgets, kept creepin" - Ras Kass

some more
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This nigga weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?

50 cent - how to rob

How about this one from Naughty by Nature's IIcons album
"suck your b.i.t.c.h's unmentionables till they swell up like AK bullets"

Ludacris - Bleep an ambulance we gun call yo ass a taxi cab
Bleedin so hard you'll need a life-size maxi pad

in this white man's world, i'm similar to a squirrel, lookin for a slut wit a nice butt to get a nut

my rap career goes back further than yo fathers hair line, its ludacris, i pack more nuts than delta airlines

ritchboy:

@Ibime/the other m0ron
yall are vintage examples of neglected imbecil€$. . . If anyone is in doubt about free health-care, he should look no further than your case.
I didnt tell anyone 5+5=10 or something you'd expect everyone to know. . . Uranus is not a planet everyone is familiar with, you can ask your mothers.
Go and start a poll asking if users are familiar with astrology/the names of all the planets in the solar system. . . The results will surely prove you are both retarded.

ure actually more of a joke than i tut!
Empty barrel like u,dnt judge the intellects of others based on urs!

Brainless fadafucca!

U av the arrogance of 10 einsteins put together!
Too bad ur intellects are inversely propotional to ur arrogance!

#odeoshi
#oponujatijati
#itsnaija

Richboy no mind them jor!
Tosin u sef wetin dey worry u? He was trying to explain so why do you wanna beef?
I know most nairalanders won't know uranus. Take it or leave it.
Tosin why do you always wanna be b.i.t.c.h? Let sleeping dogs lie! Mine is a pitbull so you better not try.
#Mawphucker
#Neptune?

@ ritch boy
how do you sound to you? U're just a dumb f^uck. U are uniquely dumb cos you flaunt your stupidity with pride. That asstrology and Uranus are the most complicated words you have come across doesnt mean people haven't gone farther. This wont trouble a high school kid except of course, he/she is from your lineage.
'I aint a con artiste but I con y'all (Kanye) like West'. Papoose
'think you a G cos u gat shot, u buggin
that nigguh that shot u is the one that's thuggin'. Papoose(2 glocks)

Mobinga:

Richboy no mind them jor!
Tosin u sef wetin dey worry u? He was trying to explain so why do you wanna beef?
I know most nairalanders won't know uranus. Take it or leave it.
Tosin why do you always wanna be b.i.t.c.h? Let sleeping dogs lie! Mine is a pitbull so you better not try.
#Mawphucker
#Neptune?

sinistyle:

@ ritch boy
U are uniquely dumb cos you flaunt your stupidity with pride.

apparently sum1 else sees the display of st.pidity by richboy!

@mobinga
ure beginning to make me feel urself and richboy are birds of a feather!

My earlier assertion that 98% of Nairalanders are as daft as Ibime is proving to be an accurate estimate.

Sinistyle
you have to try a lot harder than that. . . as much as you try to mask it, i can still see you are a run-of-the-mill imbecil€ trying to ape an unorthodox mor0n.
If you had anything remotely emulating a brain dwelling within ur bogus cranium, you'd know my 'explanation' had nothing to do with the word Uranus being "big". if i tell someone in New York "Abuja is the capital of Nigeria", that makes "Abuja" a "big" word right?
Were you born an idi0t or did you evolve into one?

Tosinaded@
have you asked your mother if she's familiar with Uranus yet?
When she replies you with a "no", you can proceed to ask ur fellow rat-poison peddlers, then the rest of ur equally demented posse.
If any teacher in the science dept. of the under-funded public school you attend can name all the planets in the solar system off the top of his lice-infested head, you should be honored. . .

Ur stupidity is tattoed!

can you see where your parents have led you? when they pay mercenaries to write your exams for you, this is how it pans out.
It took you a lifetime to understand the relationship between Uranus and Astrology now its a big deal to you that you think only superhumans can understand the solar system.
Advice: spend less time on NL and burn mo' of the proverbial candle MAYBE your condition will improve.
I wont call you a D.I.C.K. cos a D.I.C.K. has got a head on it!

Na wa o. Na ordinary Uranus dey cause wahala like this? Lmao

I blame Ibime for giving nonentities like tosinaded@ and sinistyle the opportunity to mention my name.

These c*nts are trying to make it look like I think Uranus is a "complicated" word when its obvious THEY are the only ones who think so. I only 'explained' cos of the fact that some people arent familiar with it, not cos its "complicated" like the oaf labelled it. If they dont think Uranus is reserved for rocket scientists, they wouldnt be making such a big fuss of it.

For example, Mode9 spat sumn like "when i diss a baba, its not Ethiopia". . . I'm sure if i explained to someone Adisababa is a city in Ethiopia, they wouldnt be hyperventilating. . . But when they hear "Uranus" they go into retard-mode. . . sparkling ignorance. In case yall were too busy being retarded to notice, Uranus, like Adisababa, is nothing more than the name of a place.

If it were Mars(probably the most popular planet after Earth), i could have understood. But Uranus? Yall should be inducted into the hall of legendary simpletons.

To think Jesus died young to spare the blushes of irredeemable mor0ns like sinistyle when he could have lived a long merry life makes you feel sorry for the lad. . .

ritchboy:

I blame Ibime for giving nonentities like tosinaded@ and sinistyle the opportunity to mention my name.

These c*nts are trying to make it look like I think Uranus is a "complicated" word when its obvious THEY are the only ones who think so. I only 'explained' cos of the fact that some people arent familiar with it, not cos its "complicated" like the oaf labelled it. If they dont think Uranus is reserved for rocket scientists, they wouldnt be making such a big fuss of it.

For example, Mode9 spat sumn like "when i diss a baba, its not Ethiopia". . . I'm sure if i explained to someone Adisababa is a city in Ethiopia, they wouldnt be hyperventilating. . . But when they hear "Uranus" they go into retard-mode. . . sparkling ignorance. In case yall were too busy being retarded to notice, Uranus, like Adisababa, is nothing more than the name of a place.

If it were Mars(probably the most popular planet after Earth), i could have understood. But Uranus? Yall should be inducted into the hall of legendary simpletons.

To think Jesus died young to spare the blushes of irredeemable mor0ns like sinistyle when he could have lived a long merry life makes you feel sorry for the lad. . .

DEATH

Ritchboy u win ok. .i c u av no respect 4 immortals! I dnt see wut Jesus has to do with this!

Let life go on ok! Na u be einstein,every1 else are fools!
U feel beta now?

#itsnaija