Elnathan John, author of the best-selling fiction ‘Born On A Tuesday’, once said that the greatest disservice anyone can do to himself as a Nigerian is to be poor. He was right; the survival kit in Nigeria is not filled with patriotism, truthfulness and being forthright. You don’t have to be peace-loving or enthusiastic about development, no matter what you do, don’t just be poor!
But if providence has not ‘smiled’ on you yet and your hustle, no matter how legal or illegal it is, has not paid off, try as much as possible to build a formidable network with those in the corridors of power, especially if you do not reside in the city but in remote villages in Benue, Kaduna, Taraba, Adamawa and so on. Failure to do this interpretes to a death sentence, one you might not escape from.
If you have the right network, you and your colleagues can go to any village and farm, ransack the entire area, rape the occupants, machete the residents, butcher toddlers, kill pregnant women and slice open the fetus, chop-off the head of the children and burn their houses for daring to chase your cows from their farms. After all, there is nothing bad in cows- who are God’s superior creature to men wandering across other people’s farm and eating up the vegetables, lettuces, yam, maize and tomatoes they toil day and night to plant. Cows are frictional mammals whose movements are guided only by divine. They are superior to human. After all, was it not said that God created animals before humans?
If you and your friends find favour in the sight of divine and you are able to land the President as your Grand Patron, that’s a jackpot! Rejoice, you have been observing your ‘salat’ diligently and it’s time for a reward.
Having the President as a grand patron comes with lots of perks. You become untouchable literarily. No matter what you do, no matter who you do them to, no matter where and how you do them, no individual born of man or woman can hold you accountable. When some says the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) of the Nigerian Police Force, the Nigerian Armed Forces or the State Security Service are the most brutal across the country, don’t say a word, just smile. But deep down inside you, you know you have been a bad boy, you know the activities of Boko Haram are merely soft in nature and by your estimate, you know strapping kids with suicide bombs and laying landmine for soldiers do not measure up to the casualties you record at a single farm you attack.
Let the villagers keep shouting and the communities stage protests upon protest; write letters and petitions, you are assured that your grand patron will flung them and look away. Grand patrons are bonded by esprit de corps, they see no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil of their exponents. In fact, when protests are becoming too much, you can count on the grand patron to order the police to open fire on the noisy ones disturbing the peace of the society.
Forget all the talks about ill-equipped security forces, by your closeness with the grand patron, you have access to the best of guns and firearms money can buy. Oh yes! You need the weapons, in case some of your victims are proving too difficult to kill (I don’t understand why people won’t just be civil enough to comport themselves rightly when being machetted) and in case some overzealous police officers try to disobey direct orders from above, the AK-47 riffle comes in handy.
But remember the relationship between you and your grand patron is symbiotic in nature, while you count on him to turn the blind eye while you massacre your albatross, you must be there for him when he needs you to win election or re-election. While you are having a field day burning down houses and dancing to the helpless cries and agonies of your victims, remember to get your voter’s card. Your grand patron needs you and you can’t afford to fail him, be humble and mobilize for him.
Don’t be like the foolish ones who started feeling too powerful after helping him into office. Remember your grand patron is a very powerful person, learn from the Shiites. You don’t want to see the anger of your grand patron, if he gets angry; a tap on the chest of a General is enough to wipe out your entire generations. Don’t be unfortunate! , http://dailypost.ng/2018/01/04/adekoya-boladale-herdsmen-licensed-kill/

shithole country

Those who are still planning to elongate this evil by voting that murderer, may they receive in like sum or even more what has happened to Benue people and other part of the Middle Belt and Nigeria at large.
How can one be grossly insensitive to this evil and still professes to know God?

This has to be the most realistic picture of Nigeria today

The President is a Fulani man and a hardcore tribalist. Not that loving your tribe is bad but ignoring the evil from your tribe is. Why would he do that? Why would an ethnic bigot do anything to harm his people? Why would the Grand Patron of the people constituting a threat to lives hold them ransom for anything? If this was by the IPOB or any other group the response would have been different. Some persons would have been shot dead and nothing will be done about it. How was it easy to call IPOB, who have not shot or killed anyone, a terrorist organization, but hard for Fulani Herdsmen who’ve have killed many Nigerians and destroyed many lands to be labelled Terrorist? How did we even make someone like that the President? The truth is, if we want President Buhari to act we may have to change the name of these herdsmen to Biafran herdsmen. Or Shiite Muslim Herdsmen.

http://www.mortalpoet.com/who-is-sympathetic-to-fulani-herdsmen/

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