Dave: So you're out of the adult movie thing now?

Texas: Yes, it lasted a long 6 months. I got nominated for an award and cut the Bleep out.

Me: What was the award for, and did you win?

Texas:Sadly, no. That only would've made the situation that much more interesting. I should lie and say I did. It was "Best solo."

Dave: Was any kind of turning point where you realized this whole adult movie thing just wasn't going to work out?

Texas: It was during a shoot. My male "costar" was being really touchy-feely. My boyfriend was there, and I felt incredibly disgusted that this guy was trying to kiss me... that's when it dawned on me. "I'm about to have this guy 9 inches deep, and his tongue in my MOUTH seems too personal?"
This is going to sound a bit discriminate: later I found out he shot a lot of movies with trannies. I vomited, and retired.

Dave: So where's the line between "I'm doing adult movie" and "touchy-feely"?

Texas: That was a strange thing for me to say without clarifying... Touchy-feely: hugging on me. kissing my neck. being too "boyfriend-y." I'm doing adult movie: One position. Hard-core - 5 minutes / soft - core -

On Private parts that Smell Bad

Dave: So, since this is Something Awful and everything, are you ready to talk some stuff?

Texas: YES! I'm scared and excited. The hair on my neck is standing up.

Dave: Let's hit the ground running: which adult actor or actress smells the worst?

Texas: Tiffany Taylor. No question. No hesitation.

Dave: Please describe her smell for the good people at home.

Texas:Worst smelling PP OF ALL TIME. Low tide exploded inside her cervix.


Dave: So did you say anything about her private part, or did you just let it go?

Texas: I was really in a pickle in that circumstance. I can be really shy at times, especially if someone is completely rank like that. I mean... she's already acting like a fucking cunt and ruining the scene... so now I'm going to tell her that her pp smells like a dead skunk inside a trash can? I kept trying to hint to the director, but didn't have the balls to just up and say it. Really, there was no way to win that situation. In hindsight I should've just vomited and fainted.


Dave: So, are all male adult stars basically just unfrozen cavemen?

Texas: Some of the coolest guys I know are male adult stars. For a guy who gets to Bleep hot-ass women all day long, and make $1,500 a day doing it.

Dave: Being close to the industry, did you ever hear any awesome gossip that you were sworn to secrecy about, but which you'll repeat here because it's funny?

Texas: Yes... this is a horrible story, actually.

Dave: Horrible stories are the best.

Texas:I wont use her name, because I actually do like her,.but I always think of it whenever I see her in movies now. Even though she's smokin' hot and a great performer... I can't ever stand to watch...

So, she's younger... like 20, which in the industry is like MILF age now. Anyway, she meets this guy on MySpace, and he's like this little small town marine or something, and he's even younger than her. Completely naïve. He's never even SEEN an adult movie and this girl is like hugely famous in the industry. She has the dirtiest mouth I've ever heard, bleeps the biggest pricks, does anal, double penetration, the whole 9, and she's dating this 18 year old kid.

So they fly back and forth to see each other. And she's crying to me, telling me that she feels so bad, she doesn't want to tell him everything she's done (which I understand) and then she launches into this tirade on all the STD's she's gotten over the years (most of them before porn; they test you in the industry). And im thinking "oh, she got the clap once or twice or whatever, and it can't be that bad, yadda yadda yadda."

Oh boy was I wrong. She's like "I've had gonorrhea four times, I've had warts burned off three times, Chlamydia like who knows how many times, and the list goes on. I'm sitting there trying my fucking hardest not to burst out laughing, because I think it's just fucking amazing what she's saying to me... but of course, absolutely horrified...

The Porn Industry Is The Worst Place To Work... Have Heard Lots Of Shiit About Them

porn is life

I'd love to act porn,I hope I get the opportunity

It's really pretty disgusting tho boys & porn are inseparable

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Guys I've posted the link to the rest of the steamy interview...

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