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| A Huge Hangover by Labans(m): 2:12pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, > steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son. what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT!, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!" Broken Coffee Table $39.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins 38 Saying the right thing at the right time . . Priceless |
| Re: A Huge Hangover by pappy4real(m): 1:57pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
oh!!!! lovely joke, the guy should thank his stars cos if he had said otherwise maybe he wouldnt have lived to tell the story  |
| Re: A Huge Hangover by jokingmary(m): 4:25pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
:d |
| Re: A Huge Hangover by Kunbee: 1:37am On Jul 31, 2010 |
*yawns* |
| Re: A Huge Hangover by EfemenaXY: 8:17pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
seen it b/4 - repost joke |
| Re: A Huge Hangover by larayat(f): 8:22pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
funny, |
| Re: A Huge Hangover by Kunbee: 11:29pm On Jul 31, 2010 |
Not funny |
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