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Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by themonk(m): 12:20pm On Feb 13
Saw this on whatsapp and screen grabbed it. grin

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by hopefulLandlord: 12:28pm On Feb 13
Lmao!!!!

Reminds me of the below post

[b]YAHWEH vs AMADIOHA

What is the difference between Yahweh and Amadioha? Nothing, they are both gods.

What is the difference between the speaking in tongues of a “born again” Christian and the incantations of a Juju worshipper? Nothing! They both speak gibberish in the name of talking to gods.

What is the difference between the sacrificial rituals in the bible and the sacrificial ritual of the African traditional worshipper? Nothing. They are both rituals.

What is the difference between the Pope’s regalia and the Juju priest's regalia? Nothing, except the Pope's regalia shines more.

What is difference between the statues, symbols, altars, and signs in churches and the idols and symbols in the temple of the juju priest? Nothing.

What is the difference between a pastor casting out demons and evil spirits with swearing, binding/casting and the exorcism of evil spirit by the Juju priest? Nothing.

There is only one difference - packaging! No religion is superior to another. Foreign religion appears to be more divine than our local religion simply because they are well packaged.

Force me to choose one of the two, I like the fans of Amadioha more. At least I know our politicians fear him more. [/b]




NB: I dedicate this FTC to The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the one true God that created everything

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by smokedfish: 12:33pm On Feb 13
grin

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by simplex2: 12:44pm On Feb 13
Epic!

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by frank317: 12:58pm On Feb 13
this is the funniest thing I have read on nairaland in a while

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by danvon(m): 1:06pm On Feb 13
Sure and if you believe monkey magically transformed into human, of course a snake can evolve to start eating money

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by themonk(m): 2:29pm On Feb 13
danvon:
Sure and if you believe monkey magically transformed into human, of course a snake can evolve to start eating money
Lets be honest both the evolution and creation story sound ridiculous and unbelievable at first if you have an open mind.

The christain ridiculous creation story sounds less unbelievable to you becausr you have been probably taught that all your life, the indoctrination started as a kid and you collected the same injection from your parents and sunday school teachers and then using it on yourself till adult. Imagine how ridiculous the yoruba or igbo traditional creation story sounds to you and that is because you weren't brought up with it but our great grand fathers back then believed it and embraced it as truth because they were brought up with it.

The difference between the creation story and the evolution fact is that at first sight the religious stories are more believable due to cultural and environmental factors while the evolution story is less believable. But when you start studying both, one looks outright stupid and the other looks very possible.

Most people who trash evolution have not taken time to study it thats why people like you would still say we evolved from monkeys. Even google knows better than that and you couldn't ask him, I'm so sure you havent even questioned yourself as regards to the creation story talk less of read books that critisize it with an open mind.

Mind you I'm an agnostic. I do not say i know evolution happened but i believe it is feasible based on facts presented and fossils like neanderthals that has further more strengthened the probablity of evolution. But then the creation story is straight up ridiculous.
Seun lalasticlala

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Niflheim(m): 3:03pm On Feb 13
@themonk,


What you are saying is so true!!!

1.First, they will ask you to bring an "ant with a buffalo's buttocks" as proof of evolution, even though no single Professor of Evolutionary Biology has ever said you should expect to see such a thing.

2.Then they will start asking you to show them a "baboon pouring lucozade on top of a plate of catfish pepper soup" as proof of Evolution!!!

3.Then, they will say that for Evolution to be true, cigarette ashes must start coming out of their buttocks!!!

Their understanding is so poor, I don't even know what to do again undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided!!!

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by danvon(m): 3:26pm On Feb 13
themonk:

Lets be honest both the evolution and creation story sound ridiculous and unbelievable at first if you have an open mind.

The christain ridiculous creation story sounds less unbelievable to you becausr you have been probably taught that all your life, the indoctrination started as a kid and you collected the same injection from your parents and sunday school teachers and then using it on yourself till adult. Imagine how ridiculous the yoruba or igbo traditional creation story sounds to you and that is because you weren't brought up with it but our great grand fathers back then believed it and embraced it as truth because they were brought up with it.

The difference between the creation story and the evolution fact is that at first sight the religious stories are more believable due to cultural and environmental factors while the evolution story is less believable. But when you start studying both, one looks outright stupid and the other looks very possible.

Most people who trash evolution have not taken time to study it thats why people like you would still say we evolved from monkeys. Even google knows better than that and you couldn't ask him, I'm so sure you havent even questioned yourself as regards to the creation story talk less of read books that critisize it with an open mind.

Mind you I'm an agnostic. I do not say i know evolution happened but i believe it is feasible based on facts presented and fossils like neanderthals that has further more strengthened the probablity of evolution. But then the creation story is straight up ridiculous.
Seun lalasticlala
I didn't trash evolution I'm stating that from an evolutionary POV same way he used creation there's a high probability that snakes can eat money

Despite your misquoting you speak of open mind hmmmmm

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by pol23: 4:07pm On Feb 13
Support local content...
YES.

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by NothingDoMe: 4:07pm On Feb 13
It's just that none of those animals swallowed money.

We need to get the money back so that accounts will balance biko.

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Chiedu4Trump: 4:08pm On Feb 13
How the snake fit enter jamb office, swallow 36 million and escape?

themonk:

Lets be honest both the evolution and creation story sound ridiculous and unbelievable at first if you have an open mind.

The christain ridiculous creation story sounds less unbelievable to you becausr you have been probably taught that all your life, the indoctrination started as a kid and you collected the same injection from your parents and sunday school teachers and then using it on yourself till adult. Imagine how ridiculous the yoruba or igbo traditional creation story sounds to you and that is because you weren't brought up with it but our great grand fathers back then believed it and embraced it as truth because they were brought up with it.

The difference between the creation story and the evolution fact is that at first sight the religious stories are more believable due to cultural and environmental factors while the evolution story is less believable. But when you start studying both, one looks outright stupid and the other looks very possible.

Most people who trash evolution have not taken time to study it thats why people like you would still say we evolved from monkeys. Even google knows better than that and you couldn't ask him, I'm so sure you havent even questioned yourself as regards to the creation story talk less of read books that critisize it with an open mind.

Mind you I'm an agnostic. I do not say i know evolution happened but i believe it is feasible based on facts presented and fossils like neanderthals that has further more strengthened the probablity of evolution. But then the creation story is straight up ridiculous.
Seun lalasticlala
Jackass in evolution, who created the first things that started evolution?

Big bang needs 2 things to start, matter & energy..

Who created them, who brought them together?

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Abdulazeez007(m): 4:08pm On Feb 13
Ok

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Amirullaha(m): 4:08pm On Feb 13
Are you telling me to believe a snake swallowed N36M Op; Wetin do your head

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Samata104(f): 4:09pm On Feb 13
Lol angry
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by santopelele(m): 4:09pm On Feb 13
Dont think dat i will believe dat poo just because i am in a shithole country
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by handsomeyinka(m): 4:09pm On Feb 13
Since this snake story has emerged on the internet,The prices of snake in my area has gone up in fact the SNAKE AND LADDER game is now more expensive than a ludo game.

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by BlackManta(m): 4:10pm On Feb 13
Tell people that a snake talked to Eve in the Garden of Eden and the vast majority will believe you.

Tell people that a snake swallowed 36m in jamb office and they will call you a liar.

Trust me, if the bible says a snake swallowed money, majority of people will believe it.

But this one no be bible and therefore it doesn't make sense.

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by tartar9(m): 4:11pm On Feb 13
danvon:
Sure and if you believe monkey magically transformed into human, of course a snake can evolve to start eating money
In other words,the scientific community are fools and I'm the wise one
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by engineerdon: 4:12pm On Feb 13
Not funny at all , very insensitive and drab
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Ojuri20: 4:12pm On Feb 13
the writer is an atheist, he is just against the bible teachings

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by danvon(m): 4:12pm On Feb 13
tartar9:

In other words,scientists are fools and I'm the wise one
lipsrsealed Don't get you

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Ifesinachi22(m): 4:13pm On Feb 13
When you thought you've heard it all
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Nutase(f): 4:13pm On Feb 13
Beautiful nonsense
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by gabazin080(m): 4:13pm On Feb 13
this man na comedian i swear
Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Frenchfriez: 4:13pm On Feb 13
If such tepid jokes were made from happenings in the Qur'an, some blood thirsty ediots would have gone on rampage by now.
But come to think of it, Nigerians are a classless joke, that's why we make light of everything. In a little while, one lady would flash her boobsies on BBN and then we would quickly turn our attention to that, revelling in the moment while our Commonwealth gets eroded.

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by anyebedgreat: 4:13pm On Feb 13
Plenty documents in the office, snake did not swallow. It is the money that was either kept in a safe or a drawer that the snake went to swallow.
Who even saw the snake swallowing the money sef?

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by aariwa(m): 4:14pm On Feb 13
Very constructive. We have a lot of very brilliant individuals in this country, only that the bad socio-economic atmosphere does not allow them to thrive

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Re: Why You Have No Reason To Doubt A Snake Swallowed 36 Million Naira. by Shortyy(f): 4:15pm On Feb 13
He's right now

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