FluidQueen:
Female, seriously, we get it. You're lonely, sex starved, Miserable. And Valentine isn't making it any better. I get you.


But rather than showing us how desperate you are, And just putting your number on a ghosted forum that's filled with people with different distasteful personalities. simply walk up to a dude and talk to him, stating your intentions.

All these just because she stated her requirements?

Habaa

izzou:


All these just because she stated her requirements?

Habaa

Dido89:
I Need A Male Partner Between Ages 32 To 40years In Warri And Its Environs

I am a young babe, working with Access bank, a software programmer, residing in Warri.

I am so reserved and always to myself. I need a reserved and shy man.

Please neatness is a priority cos I'm allergic to dirty people. He must have something doing to earn a living.

He must have a vision.
I can be reached on 07084711764......if my line is switched off, kindly leave a whatsapp message.

FluidQueen:
Female, seriously, we get it. You're lonely, sex starved, Miserable. And Valentine isn't making it any better. I get you.


But rather than showing us how desperate you are, And just putting your number on a ghosted forum that's filled with people with different distasteful personalities. simply walk up to a dude and talk to him, stating your intentions.

FluidQueen:
I'm being bluntly honest.


Tell me she ain't Creeping you out?

Of course.

I smell them scammers tho


And how come you joined nairaland today? Give me your original moniker, or.....

coolestofall:

Forum filled with pple with different distateful personalities kwa! Aunty speak 4 urself, sm of us r sm of ur future husbands. Abi no b so?

FluidQueen:
Female, seriously, we get it. You're lonely, sex starved, Miserable. And Valentine isn't making it any better. I get you.


But rather than showing us how desperate you are, And just putting your number on a ghosted forum that's filled with people with different distasteful personalities. simply walk up to a dude and talk to him, stating your intentions.

izzou:


Of course.

I smell them scammers tho


And how come you joined nairaland today? Give me your original moniker, or.....

gabinogem:
Every lady is not as bold as u...

FluidQueen:
what about green lights? Red lights? Basic flirting?

FluidQueen:
lol. Haha.


I want to start anew.
Yeah. Me too tho. The stench is suffocating.

gabinogem:
lol...maybe she feels she'll get what she need faster through this means.

izzou:


Start Anew?

Why?

What offence has thou committed on nairaland?

gabinogem:
Every lady is not as bold as u...

FluidQueen:
a lot. A whole lot. Can't even begin to List them. It's endless.

Speak, and let your sins be forgiven thee

FluidQueen:
if she's a real person, it wouldn't help her.


She's simply on a wild goose chase.

FluidQueen:
lol. Yeah. Maybe.

But I don't exactly intend having a horseband

izzou:


Speak, and let your sins be forgiven thee

gabinogem:
You think so?... Some people can be lucky you know, just wish her good luck.

coolestofall:

Really!!! Thats cool though, but u didnt hv 2 put it like dat, horseband.

We all make choices, but theres no need 4 conflict, just understanding will do.

FluidQueen:
I will pretend to share your faith. Amin

gabinogem:
Lol... Why pretend nah It seems she's really had terrible experience with men.

FluidQueen:
she has?

Lol. That is so sad.

gabinogem:
lol...she, fluidQueen I meant

FluidQueen:
lol. I wouldn't give those testosterone begins to privilege to.

gabinogem:
hmmm..."testosterone beings" ...I hope she's not a misandrist

FluidQueen:
for starters, I had sex with people's fathers.


You want gist, abi?

What type? Oral or Anal?

And how many fathers are we talking about here?

izzou:


What type? Oral or Anal?

And how many fathers are we talking about here?

FluidQueen:
I like boys too sweetie.