Mine was simple, i was traveling to enugu, and this beautiful girl was sitting near me, not quite a long we started discussing, wen we reached to enugu, we got down from de bus, i was about moving wen she held me back, and said pls give me ur num, handing her phone to me.

It's a shame world, they might just be on nairaland..can't say

hmmm see dis guy because lady collect ur number now u no want us to rest.. omo wen u see mummy water eh never never run away.

henrygold100:
Mine was simple, i was traveling to enugu, and this beautiful girl was sitting near me, not quite a long we started discussing, wen we reached to enugu, we got down from de bus, i was about moving wen she held me back, and said pls give me ur num, handing her phone to me.

"Have a girl..."

You have my blessings. Go kill your English teacher.

QuietHammer:
"Have a girl..."
You have my blessings. Go kill your English teacher.

Immaturity is bad, when I was in 100l, I happen to be 2nd most handsome in the entire school, but too young.

This lady, who calls me 'ifemi' for no reason, which means 'my love' on a faithful friday requested for my number.

She was siting with her pretty friend. When she handed me her phone, I refused and asked her if she would pay for my phone number.... Long story short, I did not give her my number that day.

All I did that day was boost my lame ass self esteem by playing hard to get in a very dumb way

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elkon:
hmmm see dis guy because lady collect ur number now u no want us to rest.. omo wen u see mummy water eh never never run away.

Abegi post urs or beta still remain quiet; stop all this holier that thou

0luwatope:
Immaturity is bad, when I was in 100l, I happen to be 2nd most handsome in the entire school, but too young.

This lady, who calls me 'ifemi' for no reason, which means 'my love' on a faithful friday requested for my number.

She was siting with her pretty friend. When she handed me her phone, I refused and asked her if she would pay for my phone number.... Long story short, I did not give her my number that day.

All I did that day was boost my lame ass self esteem by playing hard to get in a very dumb way

Ur reaction is a very commendable one..Its like giving d Lady a dose of her own medicine...

henrygold100:
Mine was simple, i was traveling to enugu, and this beautiful girl was sitting near me, not quite a long we started discussing, wen we reached to enugu, we got down from de bus, i was about moving wen she held me back, and said pls give me ur num, handing her phone to me.

So?...

A girl collected your number and so

Na children full Nairaland these days

QuietHammer:

"Have a girl..."

You have my blessings. Go kill your English teacher.

guy you wicked die

MhizAJ:
A girl collected your number and so

and most of them are getting to there right senses. No go propose who u wan marry, de dia de dull urself.... Naso one girl de dull herself, after a brief discussion, collect my number she no gree talk. Leave she no gree leave. I just de look am de laff, she wan make i ask her wen she know say she no be my type

eTECTIVe:
Na children full Nairaland these days

children full nairaland, maybe playing. U wey be adult, u no see anything again to do, na to de visit children wey de play. Weldon sir

QuietHammer:

"Have a girl..."

You have my blessings. Go kill your English teacher.

prepare ur cv, am employing u as my speaker mr English

henrygold100:
Mine was simple, i was traveling to enugu, and this beautiful girl was sitting near me, not quite a long we started discussing, wen we reached to enugu, we got down from de bus, i was about moving wen she held me back, and said pls give me ur num, handing her phone to me.

just like that! what then did you do?