dammy222:
The whole experience was somehow. And they claimed they killed two cows o

Oroolorun:
The Alaga Iduro ask d husband to carry his plus size wife and he did so.
Ask him to walk majestically about with her in his arms and d next thing we hear is GBA!
Husband and wife fell on d floor and it took two buckets of water to revived d husband.

Oluhills007:
most times its not the fault of the celebrants... It is those thief thief caterers that do not allow the food to go round

BumbleDevil:
Hmmm, very nice thread.

I do part-time work in an event centre and have loads of tales on party drama. Also as an instrumentalist, I have experienced some bizarre form of lateness to wedding service.
CHURCH DRAMA

Wedding 1: The Priest is a time conscious man and he started the wedding mass at the agreed time (10 am). The wedding ceremony started and ended without the groom. The exchange of vows part was skipped, of course, there is offering and communion. The bride cried her heart out but guess what, the groom and his entourage did not get to the church until an hour after church service has ended citing traffic congestion as the cause of their lateness. We the choir were forced to be singing motivational and self-encouraging songs. The exchange of vows and ring was done in the chapel after much pleading with the priest, we all proceeded to the wedding reception for the party Jollof and they lived happily ever after.

Wedding 2: This Priest from the East keeps to time and has warned the couples that lateness will not be tolerated but on the wedding day, the bride came late to church during the penitential rite, she was kept outside by the church ushers (like other latecomers) and was not allowed to enter the church until after liturgy of the word. My brothers and sisters, you need to see how the priest gave a piece of his mind on being time conscious. That was when revelations started flowing about how she has been a perennial latecomer right from primary school. The bride was really embarrassed.

Wedding 3: The couples refused to pay for choir service, the Pastor used his veto on the choir, instrumentalist didn't show up and the choir too dragged the songs and make it look like a funeral service. There was no drum and keyboard and the whole church was clapping to the songs. The couples frowned throughout the church service. 50/50 situation.

RECEPTION DRAMA

Wedding 4: The bride booked a hall of 700 guest capacity and ended up bringing 2000 guest to her wedding. The family explained that they always experienced mammoth crowd at any of the parties. (Why rent hall when you are feeding the whole town, why not some big football field).

Wedding 5: The bridesmaid slapped the Groom's elder brother over a plate of rice. The groom's family insisted on beating the bridesmaid blue-black and all entreaties fall on deaf ears. The couple couldn't dance into the hall because the groom's family has blocked all entrance should the culprit tried to escape from the venue. The bride removed her wedding gown, entered the hall in a plain cloth and barefooted, then challenged the groom's family to bring on the fight since they have resolved to scatter her wedding. That was when normalcy returned and all nerves calmed down.

Wedding 6: The Groom's mother reserved two tables in the gallery for her close friends. The bride's mother instructed her guests to sit on the reserved table that they cannot be keeping seat while people are standing. The groom's mother demanded the guest vacate the seat and they insisted it was the bride's mother who authorized them to sit on those tables. The groom's mother went away quietly but came back with a bowl of watery stew and started sprinkling the guests who refused to vacate her reserved tables with the stew.


to be continued

nairalanduseles:



hungry girl must u eat and drink in wedding.......awof kee u

nairalanduseles:



hungry girl must u eat and drink in wedding.......awof kee u

Xmen149:
my plans ,we go to church in morning after that everybody go home .

me my immediate family ,my wife and her immediate family will have lil dinner party at a place of our choosing

keep ur gift ,cnt kill my self with dept and people giving u wrapped plate ,eat u down and go.

just bring all nesesarry stuff that will allow one pay bride price and we off.

remaining money at hand after all this I rather use am you're the world with my wife or other stuff

mfm04622:


Am a man. An old man. If you invite me to a PARTY, I eat from my house but I EXPECT to eat and drink at the party! Imagine, I will leave my house, grace you with my presence, bring gift, spray money and I won't eat?

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nairalanduseles:



hungry girl must u eat and drink in wedding.......awof kee u

wman:


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Oroolorun:
The Alaga Iduro ask d husband to carry his plus size wife and he did so.
Ask him to walk majestically about with her in his arms and d next thing we hear is GBA!
Husband and wife fell on d floor and it took two buckets of water to revived d husband.

buddenlove:

No!
similar story was shared on the pulpit by MFM GO, pastor D.K Olukoya.
A nasty story from a Lekki family.
The groom mum followed the new couple in their matrimonial home the same night and requested by force to sleep there.
The marriage ended few weeks later.

hoebamaa:
As a professional photographer I have witness so many wedding dramas..But this am about to share got me crying... The wedding was conducted in an open field,As the event was going on a vehicle that was been parked close where the bride family sat down moved an kill the bride mother and her sister instantly..

begwong:

If u are not lying then na village people hand. But come first na trailer dem park wey roll target bride moda?

Oluhills007:
Well the one I heard is really funny...the husband came really late to the wedding service as he was held up in traffic although he didn't explain immediately ...and the bride's brother slapped him...Omo see fight....naso we discover say groom wear dirty boxers and singlet