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| Re: Male Bashing by Abbygyal(f): 8:20pm On May 25, 2010 |
nicee one |
| Re: Male Bashing by Bluemoon1(f): 9:21pm On May 25, 2010 |
so true |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 10:47am On May 27, 2010 |
Why do men become smarter during intimacy? Because they are plugged into a genius. Why does it take 1 million spermatozoa to fertilize 1 egg? They won't stop for directions. Why did God put men on earth? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have dicks' to put them in. What do electric trains and bosoms have in common? They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Why is a man's pee yellow and his spermatozoa white? So he can tell if he is coming or going. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. What's a man's idea of pre-intimacy? Half hour of begging. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped. What is a man's idea of helping out with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum. |
| Re: Male Bashing by Ben13: 10:55am On May 27, 2010 |
obojo: You want turn am to fight?  |
| Re: Male Bashing by dani1luv: 11:18am On May 27, 2010 |
I Likie  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 11:32am On May 27, 2010 |
ow u no go like wen u still be boy |
| Re: Male Bashing by cbase: 12:05pm On May 27, 2010 |
Chai! Romsky. Make i tel u, woman = 1rib. |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 12:29pm On May 27, 2010 |
Kelechi!  how u dey? i don look for u tire o. @romsky I'm seriously doubting ur gender. tight lines tho. |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 12:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
u know my gender b4? been a while i checked u on fb self |
| Re: Male Bashing by cbase: 12:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
Eliza b'anyi, long time, no see, i travel go kafachan |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 12:46pm On May 27, 2010 |
^^u bring rice come? romsky:which fb? lol. nor be me u see sha. yeah, ur gender dey swing with ur mood. .the last tiem i checked u were undecided. .male and female complete.  |
| Re: Male Bashing by cbase: 12:53pm On May 27, 2010 |
Yeah. Plenty. I don send Ben wif d truck mk e cary com 4 u. Abt romy na she-male e be, no wory 'bout her, i don advice am mk e cut d front one comot, e no gree |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 12:57pm On May 27, 2010 |
LOL. . ok no wahala as far as im circumcise sha. Ben go divert for road o. .call am back. I don't have a single trust for him |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 12:59pm On May 27, 2010 |
na u i see 2 yrs ago cus na same pix wiff d one wey b dey here that tym i am a very gender contented transgendered So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?" And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time." |
| Re: Male Bashing by Dyt(f): 1:02pm On May 27, 2010 |
so which r u makin use of now |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 1:05pm On May 27, 2010 |
choose d one that suits 4 at d moment |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 1:14pm On May 27, 2010 |
romsky:Na wah o. ok thats the reason y men are more prone to HBP. Dem wan force the blood to do the 2 at the same time. |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 1:29pm On May 27, 2010 |
romsky:LMAO |
| Re: Male Bashing by dani1luv: 1:54pm On May 27, 2010 |
romsky:see me c wahala oh wetin you dem chop give you |
| Re: Male Bashing by cbase: 2:04pm On May 27, 2010 |
S J K she's just kiddin |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 2:08pm On May 27, 2010 |
dani u don hawk okro finish? cbase na so dem tish u for skul? Men are like, Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like, Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like, Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like, Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like, Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like, Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like, Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like, High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like, Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like, Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like, Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. |
| Re: Male Bashing by cbase: 2:49pm On May 27, 2010 |
If man na al dis wetin woman be? |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 3:03pm On May 27, 2010 |
come as a female in ur next life & gist me jor HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again. HOW TO SATISFY A MAN: Show up naked with food. |
| Re: Male Bashing by cbase: 3:07pm On May 27, 2010 |
U Craze b4? |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 3:17pm On May 27, 2010 |
y u dey talk to yaself ? This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?" She says, "Well, your name never came up." |
| Re: Male Bashing by lysaa(f): 12:39pm On May 31, 2010 |
wickid bashing, guys take note!! |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 4:28pm On May 31, 2010 |
noted |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 3:35pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
correct?
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| Re: Male Bashing by StudioCFR(m): 8:15pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
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| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 9:26am On Jun 03, 2010 |
person wey wor wor b4 abeg throway boning |
| Re: Male Bashing by sylve11: 9:42am On Jun 03, 2010 |
na becos of that him ugly face dey make him and camera man dey always fight  |
| Re: Male Bashing by romsky: 12:22pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
meanwhile partial no dey for pix as u pose na so u go show |
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