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The Right Time To Steal? by Africlegend: 8:50pm On Mar 20, 2018
*The Right Time To Steal!*

Do not steal, when you are damn too hungry, do not steal food.
Do not steal, when gasping, do not steal water.
Do not steal, when you are feverish and have got no drugs, no one steals health.
Do not steal, when you are very poor, do not steal Money.
Do not steal, when you're completely naked, do not steal clothes.
Do not steal to look gorgeous, do not steal Jewelries.
Do not steal to gambol in luxury, do not steal a car.
Do not steal, to be on social media, do not steal Phones.
Do not steal to make good grades, do not steal books.
Do not steal a Bible too, no one steals Salvation.
But, steal! steal!! Steal the heart of a good girl.
Steal the heart of a decent prettie.
Steal the heart of a different lady.
You may not meet more than one in your lifetime.

Ayeni Faith Damilola is a writer, public speaker and eulogist.
faithdamilolaayeni@yahoo.com
Re: The Right Time To Steal? by Timexj33rd: 8:51pm On Mar 20, 2018
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Re: The Right Time To Steal? by Fadiga24(m): 8:55pm On Mar 20, 2018
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Re: The Right Time To Steal? by Papiikush: 9:01pm On Mar 20, 2018
The right time to steal is when policemen are around so they can save you from the angry mob about to burn you alive for your crimes.

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Re: The Right Time To Steal? by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 20, 2018
Papiikush:
The right time to steal is when policemen are around so they can save you from the angry mob about to burn you alive for your crimes.

Never disappoints grin grin grin
Re: The Right Time To Steal? by swiz123(m): 9:04pm On Mar 20, 2018
Everytime is the right time to steal. Come on!what is life without risks
Re: The Right Time To Steal? by Papiikush: 9:04pm On Mar 20, 2018
GloryIsaac:


Never disappoints grin grin grin
Bro.. How is prison school? grin
Re: The Right Time To Steal? by ameri9ja: 9:14pm On Mar 20, 2018
Why me?
Re: The Right Time To Steal? by Nobody: 9:19pm On Mar 20, 2018
Papiikush:

Bro.. How is prison school? grin

smiley

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