29.
Honourable Muhammad Gudaji Kazaure was still in the hall trying to get a chance to speak but the house won't spare him a minute.

So, he's there like:

30.
While all these was ongoing in the NASS, Governor Yahaya Bello was somewhere in Abuja, hoping to see Mark ZuckerBerg & talk him into attending Kogi Investment Summit & of course catch a glimpse of Zarah Buhari one more time.

Despite his disabilities, nothing stopped him.

31.
Even Mark ZuckerBerg was tired of the whole thing so he decided to explain how Facebook works and how the data breach was enacted despite his company's privacy policies.

The more he talked, the more confusing it got. Lawmakers were like:

32.
As Mark ZukckerBerg continued, Senator Ademola Adeleke was busy borrowing earpiece from Senator Babajide Omoworare.

Apparently, Davido had dropped another jam & he has to listen to it before it is officially dropped. Man was there like:

33.
BREAKING NEWS: Pro-Facebook and Anti-Facebook Protesters Clash In Abuja.

Well, as expected, Nairaland people have had enough of Facebook in Nigeria so they had formed their own protest group & had marched down to the NASS to face the Pro-Facebook protesters.

34.
Eventually, the session was coming to an end with Mark ZuckerBerg explaining the benefits of Facebook to lawmakers. Then he made the worst mistake of his life.

He told them; "Facebook will be used to monitor 2019 elections so as to eliminate any form of rigging.

Lawmakers:

35. Trust Senator Dino Melaye.
He made the first move.

36.
Even lawmakers that were deep asleep, especially Senator Mao Ohuabunwa, Senator Joshua Dariye, Senator Theodore Orji, Senator Abba Bukar Ibrahim & Senator Jeremiah Useni all woke up like:

37.
Back at Aso Rock.

Osinbajo: "Oga, Tolu has been able to get Mark ZukcerBerg to visit the Villa after he leaves the National Assembly. Should we make preparations because Bayo Omoboriowo is already charging the camera batteries."

"What do you think Sir?"

38.
Buhari: "Which one is Mark SugarBag again?"

"Abeg, these people shouldn't be carrying people I don't know to come & meet me. Last month it was Martin Luther King's cousin's sister's half-brother. Same last month, Naomi CowBell. They want to bring another one. Abeeeegi!!!

39.
Meanwhile in Imo State, Governor Rochas Okorocha busy pondering; "This NsukkaBag boy truly deserves a statue I think but problem is; he's from Enugu."

"I mean, how does one explain the name NsukkaBag?"

Lol
nice

40.
Back in the National Assembly, a bill had been sponsored immediately to stop Mark ZuckerBerg from using Facebook to monitor 2019 elections.

Guess what? The ayes have it.

Lawmakers:

41.
After asking irrelevant questions, NASS members bring the 'successful' probe to an end as they troop out in their 'Agbadas' to take group photos with Mark ZuckerBerg.

Trust Dino Melaye to get a selfie he will use to tension Yahaya Bello.

Meanwhile, Nigerians are out here like:

42.
If you people don't hear from me in a while, it might just be that DSS has decided to pick me up for hate speech but don't worry, I'm at the airport already. �

Hope I made your weekend.

Thanks for reading!

In Nigeria, zuckerberg won't even have to appear before the senate, they will pay zuckerberg a visit.

Obainoneandonly:
he acknowledged him Na.didn't you see by @omogbajabiamila before he started posting d memes.check well b4 commenting,and don't come and derail Dis thread

You don't jump into the middle of an issue to start causing nuisance. He only just did that after I raised it. Look at his post which I quoted to make that observation and see if the acknowledgement was there.

saw this on Twitter .. mehn Nigerians are hilarious

wow wow wow wow!!!!!..... Nigerians and savagery ... nice thread

Nice one. But Dino will raise an order to invite you for disparaging the senate.

ever since that imbeside became president,this is d first time i am laughing

NICE

This one dont make my day. School gobsweet tomorrow.

lalasticlala come and do the needful