eezeribe:
Simple steps for a first time male buyer :
1)look for a drug or grocery store with a male attendant
2)wait for customers to leave the shop
3)enter and make your purchase
4)remember to buy many packs at once
5)zoom off with speed of light

For a first time female buyer :
1)make sure the sales personnel is your fellow female
2)repeat steps 2 to 5 above.

Supreme01:
I was forced to asked a lady if she never use condom befor bucause of d way she was looking at me when i told to giv me condom.

I later bleed the girl up n down. infact she always remove condom from their shop for me pound her.

Opentokwowledge:
My first time of buying a condom pack was unevetful. I no even send nobody cos my hormones were raging at the time; The girl was ready for penetration inside...These days, I just order the shop keeper to throw two packs up cos I live on the third floor.

QueenSuccubus:



Why it sounds like buying a condom is a TABOO in ur area ?

Nextime if bitches will look at you as if u killed someone just bcoz u wanna buy a condom...Juz tell the hoodrats this line...

1.( Eye to eye contact is very important) You ask her... DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?( while holding that box of condom) IF YOU DON'T HAVE.. HOW MUCH IS THIS?


I swear she will blush coz she won't expect that from you...After you pay, u tell her this last line...

NEXT TIME DON'T SELL CONDOMS HERE IF YOU WILL LOOK AT ALL UR CUSTOMERS LIKE WE KILLED SOMEONE...

Then walkout. Put that condom in ur bag or pocket...

Auladimeji:
Smh.continue lying

Supreme01:

if u think i de lie,i dere my house come beat me

Auladimeji:
You dey try me oh!

Supreme01:

I told u to stop blowing weed,now u see ur life

olaleks007:
Me: give me condom

He/she: handover it to me

Me: tear the box immediately and unveil the real sachet then put it my pocket and pay.
Then I wink to whoever is there. I walked out swagaliciously

olaleks007:
Me: give me condom

He/she: handover it to me

Me: tear the box immediately and unveil the real sachet then put it my pocket and pay.
Then I wink to whoever is there. I walked out swagaliciously

kyutepanda:

be lying you hear

eezeribe:
Simple steps for a first time male buyer : 1)look for a drug or grocery store with a male attendant 2)wait for customers to leave the shop 3)enter and make your purchase 4)remember to buy many packs at once 5)zoom off with speed of light
For a first time female buyer : 1)make sure the sales personnel is your fellow female 2)repeat steps 2 to 5 above.

Opentokwowledge:
My first time of buying a condom pack was unevetful. I no even send nobody cos my hormones were raging at the time; The girl was ready for penetration inside...These days, I just order the shop keeper to throw two packs up cos I live on the third floor.

chukzyfcbb:
This is why Nigeria's population in the last 20yrs has hit 78% because people have refused to do the needful.

Fear of getting seen at a chemist shop has led y'all to withdrawal method, further arguing that its a style for skilled men. MUGU.

Our mumu don too do for this country