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Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 12:56pm On Jun 05, 2010
no let am see dis, else your quit notice paper go land your room first thing tomorow morning grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by daylae(m): 12:59pm On Jun 05, 2010
[b][/b]i beg i dey look for house,if any room dey vacant for hia let me know cheesy, wey the lanlord? undecided  


, looking around to see how disorganize the compound is, angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Ben13: 1:01pm On Jun 05, 2010
^^Put the blame on the Landlord. . . tongue

Studio CFR:

no let am see dis, else your quit notice paper go land your room first thing tomorow morning grin
You never see where tenant carry landlord go court?
Re: Face Me I Face U by papine(m): 1:38pm On Jun 05, 2010
PAPINE STROLL IN,
blinking against d brilliant sunlight dat streamed 2ru d windows

dis place is weird
Re: Face Me I Face U by daylae(m): 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2010
Ben-10:

^^Put the blame on the Landlord. . . tongue
You never see where tenant carry landlord go court?
HOPE IS BETTER THAN MY FORMER LANDLORD SHA undecidedCUS THAT ONE CASE NA ADVANCE grin grin
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:18pm On Jun 05, 2010
tatafo strollin by,
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:19pm On Jun 05, 2010
tryin 2 pick up wat is goin on in d compound
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:21pm On Jun 05, 2010
sees an huge hefty man walkin in

hello i hrd u r lookin 4 an appartment
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:22pm On Jun 05, 2010
n he says his name is dele
Re: Face Me I Face U by daylae(m): 2:51pm On Jun 05, 2010
Dyt:

n he says his name is dele
WHAT BETTER NAME CAN U GET THAN TATAFO(AMEEBO) grin. . . .DELE tongue,WHAT AN IRONY U GUESS? WELL, I STILL DEY LOOK FOR HOUSE SHA undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 2:58pm On Jun 05, 2010
ha sorry o oga, i know say u no lyk beta name, no b me go tell u if house dey 4 rent, go meet dat drunk landlord wey dey under dat tree n hey no tell am say i call am drunk o

whispers, dongo oshi
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 2:58pm On Jun 05, 2010
hehehe
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:03pm On Jun 05, 2010
ki lon she caretaker yi
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 3:04pm On Jun 05, 2010
awon oko'e ni care taker,

i'm not your mate angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:09pm On Jun 05, 2010
u dey disturb me abeg, i no get pure water 2 give u dis afternoon, all d one u owe me u neba pay
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 3:23pm On Jun 05, 2010
pure water from you?

no make me laugh abeg.
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:26pm On Jun 05, 2010
comot 4 hia jo mk i c beta pple
Re: Face Me I Face U by daylae(m): 3:27pm On Jun 05, 2010
@studio cfr i beg oga,abi na u be the caretaker for hia? I dey look for a moderate room and palour,i be copper, pls help me with the price sha o,na only the chop money wey government dey pay me i dey manage o.
Re: Face Me I Face U by Dyt(f): 3:28pm On Jun 05, 2010
mtcheeeew



opolo
Re: Face Me I Face U by daylae(m): 3:34pm On Jun 05, 2010
. . .which kind compound be this sef wey be like soja barrack. . . Oga studio leave the woman alone and answer me,why u dey do like say u no be man.
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 5:23pm On Jun 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

Danny why u go say Ben prayed for the Guy to die so that him go steal the dead man's cap?

dat one na strong allegation oh grin grin

anything can happen for face me i face you house, some people dey even borrow bathroom slippers from neighbour sef. grin
Studio you wicked haba. .see as u dey insult ben indirectly. . grin

Dyt once told me dat ben stole a leg of her bathroom dunlop slipper. .and also stole another leg of hector's. .making it 2 right legs of slipper. .dat one nor be international thief cheesy
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 5:25pm On Jun 05, 2010
daylae:

[/b]i beg i dey look for house,if any room dey vacant for hia let me know cheesy, wey the lanlord? undecided


, [b]looking around to see how disorganize the compound is, angry
Is that ur conclusion angry . .Anyway no vacancy yet. .you fit squat with Ben wink
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 5:53pm On Jun 05, 2010
Daylae,

Na mud house i fit find for u since u be corp member and no get dough for room and parlour self contain atleast.




DYT,
Are u normal? Respect yourself, I be yo mate?



Danny,
Imao. Bad boy.
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:06pm On Jun 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

Daylae,

Na mud house i fit find for u since u be corp member and no get dough for room and parlour self contain atleast.




DYT,
Are u normal? Respect yourself, I be yo mate?



Danny,
Imao. Bad boy.

na compliment be dat. .FYI I be landlord cool
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 6:10pm On Jun 05, 2010
For Tipper Garrage abi
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:16pm On Jun 05, 2010
Nor be for my face-me-slap u. . cool
which one u fit boast of wey u get
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:44pm On Jun 05, 2010
Dani, since when did you become the Landlord

Abeg no claim wetin no be ya own. undecided undecided

I hope some people have not paid their rent to him. undecided undecided undecided

Fraud in its highest form! angry angry angry angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:48pm On Jun 05, 2010
See me see problem after receving 10years in advance from different tenants. .na nw you knw say you go come dey blow the trumpet. . deny say you nor pay me 20yrs advance angry
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:53pm On Jun 05, 2010
You well so? undecided undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by StudioCFR(m): 6:56pm On Jun 05, 2010
I dont think so!
Re: Face Me I Face U by tanimz(f): 6:57pm On Jun 05, 2010
No mind am jare sad

Hope say you never give am money? undecided
Re: Face Me I Face U by dani1luv: 6:58pm On Jun 05, 2010
tanimz:

You well so? undecided undecided
you can say that again

Studio CFR:

I dont think so!
I concur!

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