Wow
Can't wait

Panching reloaded

Hehe, scamming made easier

It's a welcome development.

The lazy youths right now

stevebond007:
Zuckerberg should go chill abeg...

He sha won monopolize every niche na.

Seun , Zuckerberg go soon price Nairaland ooo.

R u ready?

I'm sure he's been ready since.

oya time for a new format

They should be quick now that Ayam looking for bae cous by nxt year fit get as e be ooo..

Rejoice O ye G-boys

Facebook keep paving way for Nigeria youths,not to be lazy

YourNemesis:
Facebook seemed a mere 5 years ago to be something that will remain with us forever i.e unbeatable social media service.

With the way things are going these days, I'm not so sure abut that.
Trying to jam-pack too many services into one.

Real matured reply.keep it up

YourNemesis:
Facebook seemed a mere 5 years ago to be something that will remain with us forever i.e unbeatable social media service.

With the way things are going these days, I'm not so sure abut that.
Trying to jam-pack too many services into one.

You're wrong. Facebook is studying things and it's going in the same direction the world is going. That's the only way to keep being the flow; by following the flow.

Wire wire kin sha ti lowo

G boys right now:

Work don show for shepeterus dem

Naked pics and vids of lazy oriakus go dey fly around facebook now.

slay queens don get another avenue

YourNemesis:
Facebook seemed a mere 5 years ago to be something that will remain with us forever i.e unbeatable social media service.

With the way things are going these days, I'm not so sure about that.
Trying to jam-pack too many services into one.

I know loads of people who were all into facebook 2-3 years ago that hardly even log in anymore these days.

you are too miopic. Facebook has gone beyond chatting and pictures

obua:
you are too miopic. Facebook has gone beyond chatting and pictures

So explain to all of u, Mr hypermetropic - why facebook user engagement and growth rate is falling, especially in the developed world.

We in the developing world are even the ones keeping Facebook growing.

YourNemesis:
Facebook seemed a mere 5 years ago to be something that will remain with us forever i.e unbeatable social media service.

With the way things are going these days, I'm not so sure about that.
Trying to jam-pack too many services into one.

I know loads of people who were all into facebook 2-3 years ago that hardly even log in anymore these days.

The world doesn't revolve around your friends Mr.

Facebook released its report this first quarter 2018 with impressive records.

- Revenue jumped 47% compared to last year Q1
- Daily/Monthly active users jumped 13%
- Mobile advertising went up by 83%
- Earnings per share went up by 63 compared to 2017 Q1

Those who invested in Facebook are making more money and you are here talking bout your friends who are after gossips on Instagram.

Don't judge a brand because of situations around you.

Despite the analytica issue concerning a breach of users privacy, Facebook is still making more users and more money.

fabinfos:
@Kikiotolu.com

Facebook chief, Mark Zuckerberg, has revealed earlier today that the world’s largest social network, Facebook will soon include a new dating service.

“This is going to be for building real, long-term relationships, not just hook-ups,” Zuckerberg said as he unveiled the plan in a speech at Facebook’s annual developers conference.

Users who are single and interested in dating can set up a dating profile within their existing Facebook account. It won’t be visible to friends or family, or show up in News Feed, and will only appear for other people using the dating service.

The way Facebook will connect people is by asking users to “unlock” groups or events on Facebook, which will allow users to see other “daters” who unlocked the same event or group. The idea, of course, being that you’ll have something in common with the people you can suddenly match with. Messages sent between users will open in a new messaging section, not WhatsApp or Messenger.

We look forward to how this new feature would affect interactions on the platform.

Source: http://kikiotolu.com/facebook-to-add-dating-service-mark-zuckerberg/

ADD it Quick Quick abeg...

This one good for gboys makes things easier

All my single ladies kukeri

Biglittlelois:
Nice, y'all single ladies, step out of your shell, who knows HE may be there

You nko?

chukzyfcbb:

The world doesn't revolve around your friends Mr.

Facebook released its report this first quarter 2018 with impressive records.

- Revenue jumped 47% compared to last year Q1
- Daily/Monthly active users jumped 13%
- Mobile advertising went up by 83%

So you see my friend Facebook doesn't revolve around your friends, Don't judge a brand because of situations around you.

Despite the analytica issue concerning a breach of users privacy, Facebook is still making more users and more money.

Why is facebook growth rate falling.
Time spent online falling
User engagement falling
Forget about analytica for now.

This is info according to Facebook itself, not me.

Besides, I never said nobody visits facebook anymore. I was just telling you that things are not looking like they used to.
btw, hope you know that those figures you quotes are for FACEBOOK inc , which includes all Facebook owned services including whatsapp, instagram and a host of other social media in various countries?

YourNemesis:
Facebook seemed a mere 5 years ago to be something that will remain with us forever i.e unbeatable social media service.

With the way things are going these days, I'm not so sure about that.
Trying to jam-pack too many services into one.

I know loads of people who were all into facebook 2-3 years ago that hardly even log in anymore these days.

Facebook now has 2.3bn users up from 2bn last year. Advertising revenue is up despite the recent Cambridge analytica issue.

Facebook is a monster business other large, medium, small and micro businesses depend on to thrive. If you want to analyse, please use verifiable metrics and not some random friends who stopped logging in.

Okpe oooo.


See way for us to hammer

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YourNemesis:
Facebook seemed a mere 5 years ago to be something that will remain with us forever i.e unbeatable social media service.

With the way things are going these days, I'm not so sure about that.
Trying to jam-pack too many services into one.

I know loads of people who were all into facebook 2-3 years ago that hardly even log in anymore these days.

I haven't uploaded a picture in 2years.

Adegbenro7643:
Good move!
The lucky ones among our introverts would at least get hooked
No offence, I was once in your shoes

am an introvert but got loads of babes at my disposal

No school again for naija[color=#990000][/color]

During sex some Ladies be Like; “Please BABY don't Come Inside Me!“�
They Think it's Easy To Jump out from a Running vehicle.
Go and ask DINO MELAYE �� � �

OK

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