An old friend of mine is coming to visit. Honestly I for say no, but Er... Due to some benefits I do want her to come. But I just want to spend as little as possible on her

I don't think that is possible, she must at least drink water.

Greenbullet:
I don't think that is possible, she must at least drink water.

she intends staying long. So, what do u think i get her?

SweetPuffPuff:
u want her come over but not spend. U better just tell her keep away

i didnt ask her to come. Na she say she wan come see me... Dunno how she explain it sha. She is travelling thru my town and would like to spend time wit me before continuing d journey

shey she wants to visit u in ur house? eh just cook and buy drinks that's all.

kingxsamz:
shey she wants to visit u in ur house?
eh just cook and buy drinks that's all.

yeah. My house... I dont want someone to ask me for transport. Am thing of not touching her sef

Tell her you arent boxed up that much at the moment. Mumu, na fvck you need abi.. Nothing is free bro

Cutefine02:

Am thinking of not touching her sef

better don't,or have u touched her b4?

kingxsamz:

better don't,or have u touched her b4?

no o. I know that what she wants we once dated. But i wasnt really into her. Before now she said she owe me some romance since i never touched her.....

One carton of indomie and one crate of egg. Trust me, girls dig that sh1t.

Cutehector:
Tell her you arent boxed up that much at the moment. Mumu, na fvck you need abi.. Nothing is free bro

no na. I just dey on my own wen she called. She even dey claim v...


And she senior me. I just dunno y older women are attracted to me

Just go with the flow. Offer her something cold to drink at least then come clean immediately and let her know you would have been more hospitable if you weren't so broke. Proceed to offer her something to eat. If she refuses, don't insist, then go about your normal shiit. If she's not a platonic friend, and she insisted on seeing you so badly, it just might be a win win situation for you. You get laid and you can get her to do the spending.

Darkseid:
One carton of indomie and one crate of egg. Trust me, girls dig that sh1t.

i just wan buy snacks n drinks sha... Buh i no want anything like gimme tfare. Cos i will just kill her

No dey run from responsibility my guy...Face it or you'll keep on running! Even if na 10k budget down than to go Bleep up!! Trust me

Baba, last last, you will spend something,
All in all, just offer her light refreshments while informing her you aren't too boxed up for something bigger, she should get the idea and not bother asking for tfare.

myke92:
Baba, last last, you will spend something,
All in all, just offer her light refreshments while informing her you aren't too boxed up for something bigger, she should get the idea and not bother asking for tfare.

Best advice and the truth

Eveezy:
Best advice and the truth

i just told her that i go dey busy wella....

Cutefine02:


she intends staying long. So, what do u think i get her?

nigga, you go spend , at least 25k

As soon as she enters, and you people are done greeting, just start lamenting that you wish she had come at a better time because so and so and so thing happened that has caused you to be terribly short of cash.

Now on your part did what you're willing to part with. If it's 7k, use 3k for refreshment and 4k for "dashing money" as she leaves, because you cannot just hug her and tell her goodbye, I am a woman and even when both my male or female friends or younger cousins coke around. I have to always pay for the bike or cab carrying them off or slip few thousand LA into their hand even as they're forming complaining. It's my courtesy and good Karma comes to those who give irrespective of the other person.

Even if it's 3k, ensure that the larger money(2k) is that which is dash and the lesser money (1k) is for refreshment. That way she won't feel the difference.

Don't forget, in-between all your gist lamenting about how bad the Nigerian economy is to clue her in that nothing really dey your hand.

All these above advice does not apply if you want to get her to sleep with you, the dynamic off that scenario is different and I cannot advice on that because I'm a virgin.

MarieSucre:
As soon as she enters, and you people are done greeting, just start lamenting that you wish she had come at a better time because so and so and so thing happened that has caused you to be terribly short of cash.

Now on your part did what you're willing to part with. If it's 7k, use 3k for refreshment and 4k for "dashing money" as she leaves, because you cannot just hug her and tell her goodbye, I am a woman and even when both my male or female friends or younger cousins coke around. I have to always pay for the bike or cab carrying them off or slip few thousand LA into their hand even as they're forming complaining. It's my courtesy and good Karma comes to those who give irrespective of the other person.

Even if it's 3k, ensure that the larger money(2k) is that which is dash and the lesser money (1k) is for refreshment. That way she won't feel the difference.

Don't forget, in-between all your gist lamenting about how bad the Nigerian economy is to clue her in that nothing really dey your hand.

All these above advice does not apply if you want to get her to sleep with you, the dynamic off that scenario is different and I cannot advice on that because I'm a virgin.

tanx. But i already politely tell her we cant meet. She clearly wants d cassava n d cash.
And i need every single cash i make so badly. Bsides she 3yrs older than me sef...