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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by amajato: 8:02pm On Jun 07, 2018
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by IeatPussy: 8:26pm On Jun 07, 2018
@OP :::: Tuale for u bro. grin grin grin


Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by proxillin(m): 8:36pm On Jun 07, 2018
Man you dope. The fear of STD..

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by gonkin(m): 8:57pm On Jun 07, 2018
Not bad but yours is way stronger. Even at work? You gotta distract you brain a lil from the thought of sex.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Erums(m): 9:58pm On Jun 07, 2018
I no wan a laff.. Bt i got to laff... U make sense thou
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by okwabayi(m): 10:49pm On Jun 07, 2018
hotwax:
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k


Your story is inspiring. Your problem is not masturbation. The main problem is porn. If you quit porn you wouldn't see the woman in your office as a sexual object.
I quit porn many years ago not because I saw it as bad but because it started getting weird; women using baseball bats instead of dildos. Since then it takes a conscious effort to picture a woman sexually.
Quit porn. You'll see your interactions with women improve.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by JONNYSPUTE(m): 11:09pm On Jun 07, 2018
Speechless
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by babyfaceafrica: 11:40pm On Jun 07, 2018
Lolz..well done Sir
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by EzendiEgo1: 12:04am On Jun 08, 2018


Chaii

Aka aka ya Aka Jahovah na a mi mma chaii

My brother you are stronger than what people call you hotwax
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by okolet(m): 12:52am On Jun 08, 2018
Remedy for your problem here and thank me later cheesy

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by okwabayi(m): 2:44am On Jun 08, 2018
I forgot to add:
Masturbation isn't bad anyway. It cleans passages from which semen flows through your body. It's a good practice. It also reduces any chance of developing erectile dysfunction. Try your best to dissociate 'stroking it' from porn viewing. I know it's hard but with practice you'll learn to 'clean your pipes' while reminiscing on past sexual experiences.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 7:10am On Jun 08, 2018
okwabayi:

Your story is inspiring. Your problem is not masturbation. The main problem is porn. If you quit porn you wouldn't see the woman in your office as a sexual object.
I quit porn many years ago not because I saw it as bad but because it started getting weird; women using baseball bats instead of dildos. Since then it takes a conscious effort to picture a woman sexually.
Quit porn. You'll see your interactions with women improve.

Man I dont watch porn. When sexual tension is in your body, you will feel like having sex with any woman you see. Thats why they always tell all pastors to get married. I just hope I am talking to matured soul.
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 7:11am On Jun 08, 2018
okolet:
Remedy for your problem here and thank me later cheesy

Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 7:12am On Jun 08, 2018
gonkin:
Not bad but yours is way stronger. Even at work?
You gotta distract you brain a lil from the thought of sex.

Its not a thought...when its 4 months you have had sex last..body no be firewood..

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by sats: 7:21am On Jun 08, 2018
hotwax:


Man I dont watch porn. When sexual tension is in your body, you will feel like having sex with any woman you see. Thats why they always tell all pastors to get married. I just hope I am talking to matured soul.

Including your sister and mother?

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by sats: 7:24am On Jun 08, 2018
If masturbation is how you cope with your sexual urge, well, carry on
It is your deek
It is your sperm
It is your lube
Thats none of my business
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by adegeye38(m): 7:26am On Jun 08, 2018
hotwax:
Recently, I have been seeing topic on how Doga is evil, detrimental to health and immoral e.t.c.
Do not see my post as counter thread but reality and experience of a Vaseline crew member.

This act has saved me embarrassment and imprisonment times without numbers.

1. Let me start from today. I masturbated while at work today around 12:00’oclock. My GF has been out of town to school for the past 3 months and I have been feeling like pounding a girl.

There is this beautiful married lady working as Admin staff in my office. We share the same office room. She is so cute with big boobs and back..She put on a cleavage bearing jacket today. Anytime I see those pawpaws, I feel like pouncing on her. I was so close raping her today because there was no way I could have approached a married woman for sex. Even if she agrees, it’s a no no to me. I saved myself embarrassment.

What did I do? I just went to the toilet and Jack off. Now I am feeling cool and concentrated. She is even with me now as I speak…those pawpaws are meaningless to me now. I saved myself from embarrasement

2. Sometimes ago, this girl agreed to visit me, despite chatting dirty on whatsap for months, she didn’t allow me penetrate her. I tried all I could but made sure not to rape her. She closed her legs. It came to a point when she told me she was gonna shout. I had no choice. I left her, went to my rest room and jack off. She was surprized my dick went down..I stopped disturbing her. I could have raped a girl. I saved myself from drama and negative publicity.

3. Early this year, I was so sexually pressed that I made arrangement with a Unilag runs girl and agreed to pay her 20k. 1 hour to her coming to my apartment, my senses just came back. I said to myself, so I am going to waste my 20k just to pump out sperm? I just switched of my phone so she wont be able to reach me. I put on my laptop, connected it to internet..connected my browser to a goodie site with my body lotion and jack all day. I saved 20k


They are some crazily addicted ones that do it 5 times daily, what do you have to say about those?
Everything is still a sin, desist from immoral acts and move closer to God
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 7:31am On Jun 08, 2018
adegeye38:

They are some crazily addicted ones that do it 5 times daily, what do you have to say about those?
Everything is still a sin, desist from immoral acts and move closer to God

Sex itself is a sin...

Addiction is sickness. I dont masturbate if its not compulsory for me to.

How do I know when its time to masturbate.

When I have sexual tension in my system. WHen I start feeling like sleeping with any woman I see.
Masturbation is not evil. Give us a bible verse that says Doga is a sin.
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by adegeye38(m): 7:40am On Jun 08, 2018
hotwax:


Sex itself is a sin...

Addiction is sickness. I dont masturbate if its not compulsory for me to.

How do I know when its time to masturbate.

When I have sexual tension in my system. WHen I start feeling like sleeping with any woman I see.
Masturbation is not evil. Give us a bible verse that says Doga is a sin.
Every sexual immorality is a sin, and masturbation is a sexual act, so the bible doesnt have to be listing every sexual acts in the world for you to get the message.

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by ossaichika(m): 7:41am On Jun 08, 2018
So finally some one spoke Ma mind?

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 7:48am On Jun 08, 2018
adegeye38:

Every sexual immorality is a sin, and masturbation is a sexual act, so the bible doesnt have to be listing every sexual acts in the world for you to get the message.

SO you are in charge of designating behavior as sin. It is a sin to you...Its not a sin to me because there is no bible verse condemning it.

Its not a sin to cut your long nails or hair..Then expelling excess sperm is not a sin...Your opinion, my opinion..endof
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Obas101(m): 8:01am On Jun 08, 2018
czarina:
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Check my profile if you live in Jos and environs cool
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Smarkie: 8:02am On Jun 08, 2018
hmm
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by czarina(f): 8:03am On Jun 08, 2018
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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Kingsley1000(m): 8:05am On Jun 08, 2018
Mastubation saves you money,sti and make u stay focussed in ur life pursuit

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Kingsley1000(m): 8:06am On Jun 08, 2018
op try not to be addicted to it.at least once in a week is okay with protein rich diets
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by gonkin(m): 8:08am On Jun 08, 2018
hotwax:


Its not a thought...when its 4 months you have had sex last..body no be firewood..

Its not a thought. 17th of this month will make it 8months i last had sex. Cuz i broke up with someone. Sometimes the urge gets extremely high and i start been extremely nice to ladies. But with masturbation that urge is controlled. Just one fact is the more you jerk off the more u wish to have real sex. Just limit it. Mine once a month at most 3 times. It really helps control that programming in the head that wants to fxck. Some guys prefer the public toilets and that's how they get the std. I cant imagine paying for sex. I prefer my guilty conscience after jerking off. Cuz doing it with a callgirl just doesn't seem to be the way. Keep jerking off just limit it

I mean if u are in a relationship and u have sex with someone else thats how cheating starts so its good you're wanking your sausage. Way better than cheating. But your girl has to show up at least once or twice a month. Jeez

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Kingsley1000(m): 8:10am On Jun 08, 2018
sats:
If masturbation is how you cope with your sexual urge, well, carry on
It is your deek
It is your sperm
It is your lube
Thats none of my business
All these self rightous folks here,so how do you cope with yours?there's nothing wrong with it if well moderated

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Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by hotwax: 8:11am On Jun 08, 2018
gonkin:


Its not a thought. 17th of this month will make it 8months i last had sex. Cuz i broke up with someone. Sometimes the urge gets extremely high and i start been extremely nice to ladies. But with masturbation that urge is controlled. Just one fact is the more you jerk off the more u wish to have real sex. Just limit it. Mine once a month at most 3 times. It really helps control that programming in the head that wants to fxck.

I mean if u are in a relationship and u have sex with someone else thats how cheating starts so its good you're wanking your sausage. Way better than cheating. But your girl has to show up at least once or twice a month. Jeez

COrrect bro
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by Kingsley1000(m): 8:14am On Jun 08, 2018
okwabayi:
I forgot to add:
Masturbation isn't bad anyway. It cleans passages from which semen flows through your body. It's a good practice. It also reduces any chance of developing erectile dysfunction. Try your best to dissociate 'stroking it' from porn viewing. I know it's hard but with practice you'll learn to 'clean your pipes' while reminiscing on past sexual experiences.
prevents prostate cancer,alleviate insomnia,boast immune system...
Re: Masturbation Has Saved My Life Times Without Numbers by sats: 9:26am On Jun 08, 2018
Kingsley1000:
All these self rightous folks here,so how do you cope with yours?there's nothing wrong with it if well moderated

I am not self righteous

X videos , p o r n hub, x hamster, x nxx
Vaseline, soap
All weekend jerking off
I have been down that road before
I was not happy
I stopped

Back to your question
How i do cope?
I focus on my needs

What are my needs?
Things i cant do without
They are listed as
Food if i dont eat, hunger will kill me
Shelter if i dont house myself, the weather will me
Clothing if i dont clothe myself, the weather will kill me
My work , i need income to survive
Family and some friends, i am not an island i need people to get by in life

I asked myself a simple question
If i dont have sex, will i die?
Has anybody ever died from not having sex?
No

Sooner or later the body will eject the sperm when it can no longer keep it through wet dream, maximum of 21 days, the body will ejaculate by itself
So why should i masturbate?

I am not judging anybody
I am not better than anybody

If you want to masturbate, go ahead and masturbate
It is better than rape or making a fool of yourself
Some of us dont masturbate and the konji that holds you is not different from the konji that holds us

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