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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:46am On Jul 27, 2018
geoworldedu:
So Yahweh's peniis has now turned to someone's peniis ba. Chekwe!

jude 1:7 7 In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 7:42pm On Jul 27, 2018
johnw47:


jude 1:7 7 In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.
This won't help in locating Yahweh's peniis, will it?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:10am On Jul 28, 2018
geoworldedu:
This won't help in locating Yahweh's peniis, will it?

Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 6:27pm On Aug 04, 2018
johnw47:


Rom 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
this won't help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:33am On Aug 05, 2018
geoworldedu:
this won't help to locate Yahweh's missing peniis.

^^^ the desires of a homo sapien

Rom 1:27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done.

geoworldedu:
Where is YahwehPenis?

geoworldedu:
Bring back YahwehPenis. I am missing my YahwehPenis o angry

geoworldedu:
YahwehPenis is nowhere to be found. Where is Yahweh's Peniis?

geoworldedu:
Who has seen Yahweh's peniis?

geoworldedu:
How does this have anything doing wit Yahweh's missing peniis?

geoworldedu:
This won't help in locating Yahweh's peniis, will it?
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 3:58pm On Aug 11, 2018
Yahweh's Peniis is still missing. Pls if found call the police

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:01am On Aug 12, 2018
geoworldedu:
Yahweh's Peniis is still missing. Pls if found call the police

i have heard that there are plenty of gay hangouts in nigeria
where you can have as many peniis as your heart desires
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2018
Yahweh's Pennis is still missing

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:52pm On Aug 22, 2018
geoworldedu:
Yahweh's Pennis is still missing

you will find plenty of what you are looking for here:
homosexual hangouts at Maza-maza, a densely populated area at Mile Two along the Badagry express way is currently the beehive of gay activities
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 5:45am On Aug 23, 2018
johnw47:


you will find plenty of what you are looking for here:
homosexual hangouts at Maza-maza, a densely populated area at Mile Two along the Badagry express way is currently the beehive of gay activities
Is Yahweh's Pennis also there?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 7:26am On Aug 23, 2018
geoworldedu:
Is Yahweh's Pennis also there?

there will be all the peniis your heart desires
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 7:00pm On Oct 15, 2018
johnw47:


there will be all the peniis your heart desires
including Yahweh's peniis?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:24pm On Oct 15, 2018
geoworldedu:
including Yahweh's peniis?

Rom 1:27  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 
Rom 1:28  And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 
Rom 1:29  Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 
Rom 1:30  Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 
Rom 1:31  Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 
Rom 1:32  Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 6:37am On Oct 18, 2018
geoworldedu:
Who has seen Yahweh's peniis?
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 6:38am On Oct 18, 2018
geoworldedu:
So Yahweh's peniis has now turned to someone's peniis ba. Chekwe!

Yahweh is someone, but seeing as you want 100% grammatical accuracy in this particular instance:

"you are fixated on Yahweh's peniis"
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:47pm On Oct 20, 2018
now come on geoworldedu, you have been caught out, you are not fixated on the user "yahwehpenis"

you are fixated on "Yahweh's peniis", and so that being the way you are, you are fixated on any and all peniis:

geoworldedu:
Where is Yahweh's Peniis?

geoworldedu:
So Yahweh's peniis has now turned to someone's peniis ba. Chekwe!

geoworldedu:
Who has seen Yahweh's peniis?

geoworldedu:
How does this have anything doing wit Yahweh's missing peniis?

geoworldedu:
This won't help in locating Yahweh's peniis, will it?
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 12:46pm On Oct 21, 2018
geoworldedu:
including Yahweh's peniis?
No, but as I told you there will be all the peniis that your heart desires
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 10:58pm On Oct 22, 2018
geo, the Bible says a little on those who like to be effeminites, homosexuals, peniis lovers, etc.
of course you don't believe God's word, but this is your destiny:

Rom 1:27  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

1Co 6:9  Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev 21:8  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone

Rev_20:15  And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


and geo you not only flaunt your love for peniis and depravity, but you mock Almighty God,
but that of course is normal for satans queer mob



just briefly, for any others:
if a person is a homosexual and has faith in Christ, then that person is saved, and that person is no longer considered a homosexual by God.
through the Holy Spiri the person knows that homosexuality is wrong, and avoids-overcomes homosexual behaviour, just as every saved person avoids-overcomes sin, not to be saved, but because they are saved.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 1:58pm On Nov 01, 2018
johnw47:
geo, the Bible says a little on those who like to be effeminites, homosexuals, peniis lovers, etc.
of course you don't believe God's word, but this is your destiny:

Rom 1:27  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

1Co 6:9  Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev 21:8  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone

Rev_20:15  And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


and geo you not only flaunt your love for peniis and depravity, but you mock Almighty God,
but that of course is normal for satans queer mob



just briefly, for any others:
if a person is a homosexual and has faith in Christ, then that person is saved, and that person is no longer considered a homosexual by God.
through the Holy Spiri the person knows that homosexuality is wrong, and avoids-overcomes homosexual behaviour, just as every saved person avoids-overcomes sin, not to be saved, but because they are saved.

Why posting all these stories? Does it help us locate Yahweh's missing peniis?

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 10:46pm On Nov 01, 2018
geoworldedu:


Why posting all these stories? Does it help us locate Yahweh's missing peniis?

1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 5:03am On Nov 16, 2018
johnw47:


1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
But all these things doesn't help in locating Yahweh's mighty pennis? Hmm

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:29am On Nov 16, 2018
geoworldedu:
But all these things doesn't help in locating Yahweh's mighty pennis? Hmm

but it's good to remind you who you are
and of your final destination:

1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by 0temSapien: 12:42pm On Nov 16, 2018
geoworldedu:
But all these things doesn't help in locating Yahweh's mighty pennis? Hmm
Your comments make me laff till I get catarhh cheesy
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 10:33pm On Nov 16, 2018
0temSapien:
Your comments make me laff till I get catarhh cheesy

otem of course you would laugh at geoworledu's continuous talking about God's peniis
you are as queer in the head as he is
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 9:21pm On Nov 21, 2018
johnw47:


otem of course you would laugh at geoworledu's continuous talking about God's peniis
you are as queer in the head as he is

Yahweh's peniis is a laughingstock

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:49pm On Nov 21, 2018
geoworldedu:
Yahweh's peniis is a laughingstock

queer geoworledu is a laughingstock
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 2:48am On Nov 24, 2018
johnw47:


queer geoworledu is a laughingstock
cheesy you're doing all these to defend Yahweh's missing pennis? May your god 'sperm' you with blessings from his pennis. grin

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Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 4:17am On Nov 24, 2018
geoworldedu:
cheesy you're doing all these to defend Yahweh's missing pennis? May your god 'sperm' you with blessings from his pennis. grin

no i'm doing all this to show how queer you are
and to show your final destination:

1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 11:26pm On Dec 27, 2018
johnw47:


no i'm doing all this to show how queer you are
and to show your final destination:

1Co 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
You have brain damage.
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2018
geoworldedu:
You have brain damage.

at least i don't have a fetish for peniis
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by geoworldedu: 10:07am On May 07, 2019
johnw47:


at least i don't have a fetish for peniis
is it not honorific to have fetish for Yahweh's peniis?
Re: Yahwehpenis Is Missing by johnw47: 11:51pm On May 07, 2019
geoworldedu:


is it not honorific to have fetish for Yahweh's peniis?

it is perverse homosexualism is what it is,
it is what you are

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