Travelista:

@ Cantell: You look so familiar. Do you have a brother in Texas. (I'm being serious.)

Haha. . .Brother in texas?
Me wey neva cross River Niger before.
If na joke be dis, stop am.
I dey Onitsha dey chill.
Make una no carry me go where i no dey.

cantell:

I don suffer.
@googles,
Go eat jor.
You fit faint.

cantell:

**faints**
***wakes up & sees the comment again and goes into coma***

hmm Nosa too bad you beat me to the faintin' charade

i hope you didn't bruise your nose in the process tho'

Gabry:

This is not a new news for me naa. U dey always bash me up all the time and me being a good fellow nairalander "as always"   I dey take your yarns like a soaking sponge and I dey forgive you, the evil chinko eyes monsta.

Now see wetin u dey cause today? Palava dey enta your cave naa.   No be me caus em ooooo

Okay ooo. Be ready.
Chika think say she get mouth.
Na so i go dey follow am from thread to thread. She go beg me say make i leave am.
Even mama-gee wey im mouth dey run like nyansh wey dey purge begged me to leave her alone.
Don't worry.
All of una go hear from me.

googles:

hmm Nosa too bad you beat me to the faintin' charade

i hope you didn't bruise your nose in the process tho'

You've been tryin to chat me up for a while.
Seems this is a great opportunity to do so.
While you're at it, take a glass of glucose cos you might need the energy.

This NL peeps no go kill person,

@Cantell
you dey mind them? all of them be worwor babes o

i agree with you, lets see their pics or they forever shut their traps

@topic, abeg sign me up!

tkb417:

@Cantell
you dey mind them? all of them be worwor babes o

i agree with you, lets see their pics or they forever shut their traps

No mind those mumu chicks especially chika and that lepa who calls herself noodles googles abi na wetin sef?

Dondav:

@topic, abeg sign me up!

Bros don't burst a vein.
Its just a topic.

Enters thread . . .Reads replies . . . .Checks profiles . . . .Laughs and Dies . . .Exits thread

Missy B:

Enters thread . . .Reads replies . . . .Checks profiles . . . .Laughs and Dies . . .Exits thread

Where's your own picture before you start laughing and dying
Stalker!!

~Borat~:

Where's your own picture before you start laughing and dying
Stalker!! 

Check ma profile . . . .a picture of You and me.
Stalk kè? I have a job and a home to run.

Nairaland is full of female stalkers, no brainer that. . .
Help me ask the Op what she was doing checking peoples profiles right, left and center?

Stalkers? Do you even know the meaning of that? Who would want to stalk the likes of Cantell? Lord Hammercy!

~Borat~:

Nairaland is full of female stalkers, no brainer that. . .

Male stalkers outnumber Female stalkers on NL.

~Borat~:

Help  me ask the Op what she was doing checking peoples profiles right, left and center?

You really can't blame her.

Dude isn't supposed to have that Looks . . . .Nature is really unfair.

*peeps into d thread* *laffs 2 "stuppour"* *faints 4rm ovalaffin* nd *lands in Missy B's maternity ward*

the OP na ho self. . .mschewww
Looking for someone to _infect

chika98:

Stalkers? Do you even know the meaning of that? Who would want to stalk the likes of Cantell? Lord Hammercy!

See this is turning into obsession.
It starts small.
First you mention my name in every comment you make and then you open a thread in my name.
And your case becomes a hopeless one.
Stop drooling over me.

Buhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You wish! One of the ugliest little boys I've seen on this site yet!

philip0906:

*peeps into d thread*  *laffs 2 "stuppour"* *faints 4rm ovalaffin* nd *lands in Missy B's maternity ward*

Sir, we don't cater to Pregnant men here, Zone is strictly restricted to women.

philip0906:

*peeps into d thread*  *laffs 2 "stuppour"* *faints 4rm ovalaffin* nd *lands in Missy B's maternity ward*

and Missy B come panel beat ur yansh with injection  

@ Poster

abeg help me remove the guy glasses, make I look hin face abeg.

chika98:

Buhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You wish! One of the ugliest little boys I've seen on this site yet!

I guess ObJ should look for another word to qualify him.
I don't have to prove anything cos i know i'm tight.
Real tight. . .deal with it

skfa1:

and Missy B come panel beat your yansh with injection  

Allow ma name slip off Your fingers, thanks.

Missy B:

Allow ma name slip off Your fingers, thanks.

Hang on a min, you talking to me?

skfa1:

Hang on a min, you talking to me? 

I'm sure You realise I quoted You or are You suffering from nyctalopia?

Whurreva the case, Mr, ignore me and ma posts. Thank You and Bye Forever!!

TBH . . . . .I'm remorseful!! 
Skfa, forgive ma harsh comments . . . .You just offended me, that's all. I'm sorry.

Missy B:

I'm sure You realise I quoted You or are You suffering from nyctalopia?

Whurreva the case, Mr, ignore me and ma posts. Thank You and Bye Forever!!

Did I tell you that Im suffering from "nyctalopia" ? pls dont ask me such question again.
Beside what is it that you dont like in my reply to philip0906? was that not just a joke, obviously it was a joke.
If you have a problem with me, you should have just said it to me straight up that u`ve got probs with me instead of coming around this way.
You should have ignored me first instead of telling me to ignore you and your post, at least that will show some maturity in you.
You dont have to tell someone to ignore you before you can show to people that u`ve got class.
Anyways , this is just an internet thing, so we dont need to be punching the air. Its all good.
Goodluck and be safe with yourself.

Missy B

Sorry I already posted that, im sorry too.

You know, u are always my friend

skfa1:

Missy B

Sorry I already posted that, im sorry too.

You know, u are always my friend

We're cool!

Missy B:

TBH . . . . .I'm remorseful!! 
Skfa, forgive ma harsh comments . . . .You just offended me, that's all. I'm sorry.

Now, thats a good one.
Oya hug dem kia kia!

Missy B:

We're cool!

:d

Missy B:

We're cool!

 chei even 4 coma i dey c lorf