indie22:

@r231, You left her alone to pick the tab?

Now that's just plain cheap and nasty!!!

r231:

Went out for a meal with this funky girl
The girl spent the whole evening ranting on about her ex and was obviously still hung up on him,
so I told her that I left my wallet in the car and i am going to get it
get to ma car zoom off and left her without paying.
she started calling my phone but obviously turned it off and she left at least 20 msgs
She was furious the next time she saw me but I wasn't particularly interested.

chrisrock:

My worst date,hmmmmm,it happened some 3 years ago,i asked this new boaty girl(Rich babe) of mine to for the first time fix a meal for me that i was hungry,happily she said yes and asked me to give her 30mins,she came back with a small cooler,containing Rice,my first taste was awful but i tried to pretend only for her to tell me that there was egg inside the rice,i deepen my spoon to the depth of the flask to find an unpeeled egg lying inside my jellof rice,with my friends laughing at me, i was so pissed,

r231:

Went out for a meal with this funky girl

The girl spent the whole evening ranting on about her ex and was obviously still hung up on him,

so I told her that I left my wallet in the car and i am going to get it

get to ma car zoom off and left her without paying.

she started calling my phone but obviously turned it off and she left at least 20 msgs

She was furious the next time she saw me but I wasn't particularly interested.

MRbrownJAY:

@post
met this gal in London and invited her back to my crib after a few good dates. when we got there we had some fancy dinner, movie and then onward to getting freaky. during pre-intimacy, i started manipulation her and i could feel something inside her cootie cat. i asked her if she had a diaphragm or som' but she said: "come on stop joking!" so i replied:" yeah i can feel something strange inside your punana, there is something in there". she said: "nah come on!"

anyway we start sha*gging and i could still feel something inside her. so i told her to spread her leg and i started manipulation her again trying to get to what i was feeling inside. i started aiming for that thing i was touching. it felt like something solid but it wasnt flesh. after a while, i got hold of it and dragged it out, IT WAS A TAMPON THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN INSIDE.

the craziest part was that she didnt know how long its been inside her but by the nasty sickening smell of it (which filled the room in a sec) it must have been there for AGES! the poor gal was so ashamed that she ran to the bathroom screaming, got dressed and wanted to go home. she didnt say a single word in the car.

the sad part is that: forgetting a tampon inside is supposedly common with women and that it can lead to cancer etc
but that SMELL will haunt me forever as i sometimes remember that foul odor!!

indie22:

Erm, Mrbrownjay, I know its some women actually forget tampons inside them, but it beats me how they can actually do that
Don't they ever give their "down under" a good wash?  Coz I think if your girl did, she would have found the foreign object hiding in there before you did!
Pele tho, that was cringe worthy!!

190:


serves u rite Mr.Browny, u too like t0t0

MRbrownJAY:

believe me, the way i struggled to reach the thingy and get it out, i understand why she didnt feel it was there. i dont even think she could have gotten it out by herself. she was spread like an eagle and i was positioned in front of her and it still took me 5 good mins to get it

you can only learn through experience, lol!

@NAIRALAND BLOODY SPAM
wtf is "manipulation"?! i wrote finger*ing and it came back as MANIPULATION. . . . . oh lawd!!!

ok so what about if i was at the police station and i am finger*ing the suspect in the line up. do you think it would make any sense if i wrote: i was at the police station manipulation the suspect in the line up?

indie22:

Erm, Mrbrownjay, I know its some women actually forget tampons inside them, but it beats me how they can actually do that

Don't they ever give their "down under" a good wash? Coz I think if your girl did, she would have found the foreign object hiding in there before you did!

Pele tho, that was cringe worth

indie22 link=topic=477058.msg6370902#msg6370902 date=1278930313:


Scary to think about but some girls don't believe in "digging", say cookie is self-cleansing so clearly lady tampon is one of those, goodness!

MRbrownJAY:

^^^^^190, nobody can ever take your crown! you are the undisputed heavyweight champion of NL. lmao!

MRbrownJAY:

you fell in love with a ghost, nothing wrong with that but you should know that many out here upload fake photos after people make fun of how they look!

i dont know about your "gf" REAL picture but i am 150% positive that the first picture she had on her profile is WAY different than the one she has now.