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Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by iGISTMORE: 8:57pm On Oct 05, 2018
Nadia Bokody, 34, has revealed the 'amazing' way she passes relaxes when stressed up at work. The sex columnist and editor, said, when she is stressed she finds a place to masturbate and after the act she feels relaxed and happy.

In a post she shared on social media, Nadia explained how and why she does it. She revealed that when she’s feeling a little tense, or sexually frustrated while sitting at her desk, she slips out for her daily “coffee break”.

“When other colleagues are busy self-indulgently puffing on their cinnamon vapes and making trips to Starbucks to wait in line for 10 minutes for their pumpkin lattes, I’m rubbing one out,” she writes.

“If it’s lunch time, I’ll head home for a quick dalliance with my vibrator (perks of living walking distance from the office), but on the odd occasion I can’t wait that long, I’ll pop into the restroom, throw in my headphones, and silently surf some RedTube until my stresses are eased.

“Fifteen minutes later, I’ll reemerge brighter and more focused, ready to tackle whatever the rest of the day throws at me.”

She also said there are scientifically proven benefits related to masturbating.

“A study published in The Journal Of Sexual Medicine found orgasms are actually better for the brain than typical mental exercises, like Soduku and crossword puzzles,” she explains.

“This is because, during a climax, blood flow is boosted to every single part of the brain, whereas mental exercises only stimulate certain regions. In other words, if your employer wants to beat the 3p.m. workplace productivity slump once and for all, they should seriously consider implementing a fap break policy.”

Nadia made it clear that she’s not bothered about breaking any workplace etiquette rules either.

“The fact is, what you do alone behind the closed door of your office restroom cubicle is really none of your employer’s business, provided you’re not doing it outside of your break time. So, fap away, I say”, she said.

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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by iGISTMORE: 9:02pm On Oct 05, 2018
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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by LuciferKristi: 9:05pm On Oct 05, 2018
The Vaseline Crew has been scientifically vindicated!!

This calls for some marathon masturbation tonight.

Good night everyone.

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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by MJBOLT: 9:13pm On Oct 05, 2018
you no well grin

LuciferKristi:
The Vaseline Crew has been scientifically vindicated!!

This calls for some marathon masturbation tonight.

Good night everyone.

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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by ShadowFighter: 9:20pm On Oct 05, 2018
Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by ShadowFighter: 9:21pm On Oct 05, 2018
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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by delugajackson: 9:42pm On Oct 05, 2018
This is why I love white ladies, very expressive and open-minded, unlike our hypocritical Nigerian ladies that pretend like they don't self-service. Theirs is even worse cause they can't even afford a decent intimacy gadget for their pleasure.

They'd rather abuse our candles, coke bottles, bananas, toothbrush and even TV remotes! I stopped eating cucumbers the day I caught a lady using it to please herself. I felt so bad for the poor fruit. That's why guys should be wary of any lady that offers them cucumber on the first visit, you may never know where it's been sunk into.

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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by Nobody: 7:52am On Oct 06, 2018
Like other chronic masturbator, she's already addicted to it..."but on the odd occasion I can’t wait that long, I’ll pop into the restroom" smiley
Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by Oreofepeters: 9:58am On Oct 06, 2018
some people won't agree masturbation is natural
Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by Oreofepeters: 10:01am On Oct 06, 2018
delugajackson:
This is why I love white ladies, very expressive and open-minded, unlike our hypocritical Nigerian ladies that pretend like they don't self-service. Theirs is even worse cause they can't even afford a decent intimacy gadget for their pleasure.

They'd rather abuse our candles, coke bottles, bananas, toothbrush and even TV remotes! I stopped eating cucumbers the day I caught a lady using it to please herself. I felt so bad for the poor fruit. That's why guys should be wary of any lady that offers them cucumber on the first visit, you may never know where it's been sunk into.
I dey tell you, they are very hypocritical a typical Nigerian girl will rather hide her sexual pleasures under bedsheet than disclose it and they corrupt pass white girls....

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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by pugerabasa: 10:26am On Oct 06, 2018
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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by meyezedo: 11:33am On Oct 06, 2018
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Re: Pretty Lady Reveals How Masturbation Helps Ease Stress At Work (Photo) by Darkseid(m): 12:29pm On Oct 06, 2018
LuciferKristi:
The Vaseline Crew has been scientifically vindicated!!

This calls for some marathon masturbation tonight.

Good night everyone.
Bro how far na, the vaseline still remain so, abeg I need small and my own don finish. Na just now I read the post and I need to try this method of stress relief.
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